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Dedication: To the many B/A AU fans out there!
Spoilers: Only of what might happen next.
Summary: Buffy Summers and Angelus O'Connor. Worst enemies. Brother and sister in law. And slowly falling in love.
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Buffy glanced up quickly and met Angelus' eyes. He smirked and she knew exactly whose foot was stroking hers. Yanking her foot away, Buffy stood up and smiled. "Angelus, may I speak to you a moment?"
Angelus smiled slightly and looked at Darla, "Would you mind, sweetheart?"
Buffy met Faith's questioning glance and rolled her eyes.
Darla stared at her husband for a second before looking at her sister. "No, of course not. I presume it's about business?"
Buffy raised an eyebrow. "You could say that." She replied, walking over to where the toilets were, without waiting to see whether Angelus followed or not. Making sure that both her and Angelus were out of sight from the table, she whirled round, fury etched on her face. "What the hell do you think you were doing?"
Angelus stared at her, the small smile he had on his face slipping away. "Sitting there," He answered smoothly. He smirked. "Watching your gorgeous face..."
Buffy slapped him hard and fast.
Angelus touched his reddening cheek gently. "Ok, ow." He glared at her, his once amused eyes now cold and hard. "What the fuck was that for?"
"You are married to my god damn sister, for Christ's sake! Don't even think that anything more will happen!" She stared at him for a second, breathing hard. "And I hate footsies! So don't bother!"
Angelus brought his hand down slowly and frowned slightly. "Footsies?" He asked, puzzlement evident in his voice.
Buffy nodded quickly, her green eyes ablaze with anger. "Yes, footsies! I hate them! If you wanted to get anywhere with me then a romantic dinner would do it, but footsies, no way!"
Angelus coughed slightly and smirked.
Buffy frowned. "What?" She snapped.
"I didn't... touch your foot, Buffy." He said, after a moment.
Buffy stared at him, her face going slightly red with embarrassment. "But you must of!"
"Nope." Angelus answered, shoving his hands in his pockets casually.
"But then who...?"
Angelus shrugged. "Spike?" He suggested.
Buffy glanced at him. "Do you think so?" She shuddered, "Ew!"
Angelus raised an eyebrow. "Oh, come on! He's not that bad."
Buffy raised her eyebrows. "Oh, you'd know would you? Cause you're such an expert!"
Angelus smirked. "I am actually."
"With guys as well as girls?" Buffy teased. Okay, Buffy. Slowly stop the conversation. You are flirting with your brother-in-law, who happens to be one of the most gorgeous, wealthiest, arrogant men around! Ah, who cares? Jump him!
"No, more in the lines of gir-"
Buffy's lips colliding with his cut him off. Snaking an arm around her waist he turned them round so that she had her back against the cold stone pillar. Carefully massaging her lips with his tongue made the blonde moan softly and part her lips to grant him access.
"You know for brother and sister, you two sure are close."
Buffy roughly pushed Angelus away and looked at the person who had spoken. "Cordelia." She gasped.
Cordelia nodded. "Yeah, that's my name." She smiled slyly at Buffy and narrowed her eyes. "You know for someone who looks so innocent, you sure are not!"
"Cordy, it wasn't just her."
"Oh, shut up Angie!" She snapped, her dark brown eyes bright with mischief. "We all know that the squirt here kissed you, not the other way round."
Buffy glared at the name Cordelia called her. "It was nothing, okay? Just one harmless kiss."
Cordelia stared at her in disbelief. "You really think Darla will believe that?" She asked.
Angelus frowned darkly. "She won't find out." He growled.
"Won't she?"
Angelus watched his half-sister for a minute. "A hundred."
Cordelia looked at him. "Five hundred."
"Two-fifty."
"Four"
"Three-fifty."
"Done." Cordelia turned to the blonde, who was observing this with an enraged look. "You're lucky. "She whispered, "He fancies you."
Angelus scowled and followed his sister back to the table.
Buffy breathed deeply and leaned her head back against the pillar.
"What happened?"
She looked at her sister, who had appeared next to her. "Nothing." She answered. "We were just arguing about work and the bitch came and insulted me."
Faith sighed and smiled. "Just leave it. She's not worth it."
Buffy nodded slowly. "Yeah, she's not."
(This is a new scene, you know with the three stars, but this stupid website won't put it up, or bloody spaces for paragraphs either.)
Buffy sighed and exchanged a glance with Faith."Everyone, me and Buffy are going to get changed in the loo and then we're going to Xander's club. "We'll meet you all there later, okay?"
Joyce glanced worriedly at both her daughters. "You're not going to stay for pudding?"
Buffy shook her head. "No, I think we can miss it." She followed her sister to the toilets, bags in hand, and stared at herself in the mirror, when they went in. "Why do I hate our family?"
Faith looked up at her, while rummaging through her make up bag. "Maybe, because Darla has spent the last hour telling everyone what the hotel in Spain will be like, while Mom and Dad have been looking very uncomfortable?"
Buffy nodded, stepping into a stall with her clothes. "Yep, that'd be it."
"It's usually me who'd be saying that I hate our family." Faith said, re- applying her lip-gloss.
"Mmm, maybe we should start a club?" Buffy suggested.
"There probably already is one." Faith answered.
Buffy laughed and stepped out of the stall, wearing leather pants and a dark red strappy top, with her rumpled red dress in hand.
"Sexy, B." Faith commented.
"Thanks. You wearing that?"
Faith glanced down at her short black dress and shrugged. "May as well."
Buffy nodded. "Well, let's go and party." Hey!
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