HELLO! Okay, before anything I wanna ask. Those who use Microsoft word, WHY CAN'T I DRAW A LINE ACROSS WHEN I WANT TO! It doesn't appear! And man, it's frustrating me to the ultimate core. I'm going to try.

I don't know if it worked. If not I'll just do this.

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So if you see that you'll know it's a line, so until I know I how to get the BLOODY LINE I will be doing that. (: Yea, anyway my idea hasn't fully developed but I decided to try this Shinji Ibu thing. He's like a narrator of this whole story, because I've always wanted to try and write what goes on in Shinji's head. So he summarizes the whole story, basically. But, being Shinji, I think you know what to expect. (:

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I, Shinji Ibu, am unfortunately narrating this love/comedy story. Or whatever it is. You know I could be doing something else, like tennis, or television, or helping charity. Which once again leads me onto my train of thought. I'd been thinking about it the whole day. World hunger.(Inspired by Painin Uranus). Why does it exist? And then I came to the conclusion that it's because kids in America eat waaaaaay too much. And that isn't good. I mean, sure, we all can eat. And that Momoshiro-kun from Seigaku is one big boy with one big stomach. So yeah, sure, Japanese eat. But man, we don't eat large portions like the Americans do. But I guess that's why most athletes are Americans. And most Olympic medalists are American. And you know when world hunger became known to me, I felt no compassion whatsoever, but then I realized that maybe I should feel a slight bit of pity, considering that I waste quite a lot of food. My mom says I waste food when I eat, because apparently, to her, I talk when I eat and all the food comes out. I thinks she's just jealous that I have a better thinking ability.

But back to the story. So Ryoma wins Wimbledon right? And he's like all happy. It could have been me, if he didn't do his twist serve and seal my Spot, with his annoying dynamic eyesight. So yeah, he did use my shot in that match against Sanada from Rikkai, but you know he never did something like, 'Hey! This is Shinji's shot! He's cool!" or even a mere, 'Shinji, this is for you!' I bet Hiyoshi from Hyotei was seething with anger when he used his kungfu shot. Because it's supposed to be unique and stuff. But Echizen used it and I saw Hiyoshi's face turn black then he muttered something like, 'Echizen… Get your own shots…' so I started to mutter too, but it was more along the lines of 'Echizen, it's because you took my grip tape. Thank me, thank me.' But it was pretty cool when he used all his opponents shots because Sanada's face was sort of like o.O and sent this message to the people watching him. Two words. What the? Yeah, and man, I wanted to laugh but Shinji Ibu rarely laughs so I didn't laugh. Okay, so where was I? Oh, yeah, Echizen wins Wimbledon. And Sakuno becomes this reporter intern and has to interview him. She thinks he's forgotten him but in actual fact, he hasn't. So when he interviews him, he's like, 'Sakuno.' And she's all, 'You remember my name!' and stuff. You know, if Sakuno interviewed me I'd never forget her name. Yeah, seriously. Her name's Ryuo-? Ryua-? Roa-? Ryza-? Yeah, her name's Sakuno. See I told you I wouldn't forget. If she interviewed me and asked, 'What's the secret to your success?' I'd give her this answer. 'Oh, you know, I just put in my best effort in everything I do, I don't give up. And I learn from my failures. And I speak what I truly feel. A lot.' Yeah, but Echizen gave her some lame answer that I found truly boring. (A/N: I like insulting my own work, HAHAHA. :D)

And after that you know she's this really great tennis player now, but no, she can't do Spot. And Echizen's impressed, but he should have been more impressed with me. From that look on his face when I played him and his 'mada mada dane' I'd figured he's never had a better opponent before me. But he was just trying to act tough. Just like with the grip tape. I told him to give me the remaining, but he's just a selfish prat who doesn't share. Said it wasn't enough. And then that Fuji Yuuta came and arguing with me. Then his brother, Fuji Syuusuke(A/N: KAWAIII! I LOVE FUJIII!) came and he was smiling and everything, which made me wonder why he was so happy all the time. Hello! WORLD HUNGER! No one cares, do they. I'm the only caring one.

So after that she's leaving without knowing that Echizen loves her. And Echizen wants to tell her, but Fuji, who keeps magically appearing, I have no idea why, keeps giving him hints on how to tell her. And about the right time and everything. Why does Fuji keep appearing? Maybe he wants to be in the story a lot. Maybe the author just loves Fuji too much(A/N: BINGO!). But I should be the one who appears the most. I have the most appeal. People stare at me all the time. Kamio says that that is because I talk too much. But I think it's because they find me intriguing. But I don't find them very intriguing. Because most of the people who stare at me are strangers, and my younger sister. It makes me want to slap her, but I don't because my mom'll kill me if I do. Then I'll kill her. Yeah, maybe I can't. But I'll haunt her when I'm dead. So Echizen writes all these notes to Sakuno telling her to come to see him, which doesn't make him sound weird and despotic but inviting and calm. Then he falls asleep in her bed, and she comes back thinking he's this creature with really messed up hair until he pushes his hair from his face and she's like, 'OHHHHHH…' What is up with that! I'd know Echizen from anywhere. He stole my grip tape.

In the end, she DOES go to his room, and that's when their ex-senpais invade! This is the part I find that I should be in, because I would have loved to make Echizen squirm in discomfort when I talk about how he should woo girls. But no, I wasn't in it. Sometimes I think I don't get enough credit for being who I am. When their senpais come, Echizen is caught in this really embarrassing situation and he's half-naked. If I were half-naked I'd gouge out the eyeballs of all those staring. But I won't do that to Buchou or Kamio or anyone on Fudomine's team, because they are my friends. But I will harm them in some way that isn't as gory and isn't as mean. (pauses) What? I missed a part? Oh crap, this sucks. Yeah, you know, I'm going to play tennis, so I'm going to wrap this up.

RYOMA LOVES SAKUNO.

SAKUNO LOVES RYOMA.

Ja.

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No, it's not over! I have a developing idea, I just threw this in for fun. If it was stupid, tell me and I'll remove it! Because I'm not very sure what Shinji's character is. I might have gotten it wrong. Ahh well. I just attempted it for fun. (: this isn't part of the story okay! The story will be continued since you all want it. And the idea is funny! Hahaah! It involves the senpai's quite a bit. Because I think they are important people! (: ahaha. It make take some time for me to update the next chapter because I'm still figuring out how to go about it. So please review! And FUJI ROCKS! (: