Kagura: Look, it was all a big mistake. Somehow Rin got in the laundry basket, and got rolled out, so I had to call the cops, please don't fire me.
Kagome: I think you must have me confused with somebody else.
Kagura: Oh, I see. Look, honey, if you're peddling beauty products, I don't need any.
Kagome: Miss Kagura, I do not peddle anything. I am personal secretary to Sesshomaru.
Kagura: The Sesshomaru?
Kagome: Yes.
Kagura: The richest man in the world?
Kagome: Yes. The Board of Orphans sent me here to extend Mr. Sesshomaru's personal invitation to an orphan to spend the holidays in his home.
Kagura: I'm an orphan; I can be ready in five minutes.
Kagome: An orphan child. (Noticing Rin) Perhaps a child like this one.
Rin: Great idea. I'm a child and I'm an orph—
Kagura: Liar! (Grabbing Rin and pulling her close) Rin ain't no orphan, she's my little girl and she's nothing but trouble. Besides, she's a drunk.
Kagome: That seems hard to believe.
Kagura: Look you can have any orphan in the Joint, only you can't have Rin.
Kagome: If this has something to do with the laundry or the police, perhaps the Board of Orphans should know.
Kagura: She's all yours. Merry Christmas.
Kagome: If you'd Just sign the paper work (Kagura signs the paper) and get Rin's coat.
Rin: Coat? Why would a kid need a coat?
Kagome: We'll buy you one at Bergdorf's on the way up town.
Rin: Really?
Kagome: Yeah.
Kagura: Bergdorf's? Well, ain't we fancy?
Rin: (To the orphans) You'll never guess what happened; I get to go away for Christmas.
All orphans: Yea! (Rushing out the door waving to Rin) Bye, Rin, bye!
Kagura: Some women are drippin' with diamonds, some woman are drippin' with pearls! (Looking at the toothbrush) Lucky me, lucky me, look at what I'm drippin' with (Throws the toothbrush) little girls!