Kagura:
Look, it was all a big mistake. Somehow Rin got in the laundry
basket, and got rolled out, so I had to call the cops, please don't
fire me.
Kagome: I think you must have me confused with somebody
else.
Kagura: Oh, I see. Look, honey, if you're peddling beauty
products, I don't need any.
Kagome: Miss Kagura, I do not peddle
anything. I am personal secretary to Sesshomaru.
Kagura: The
Sesshomaru?
Kagome: Yes.
Kagura: The richest man in the
world?
Kagome: Yes. The Board of Orphans sent me here to extend
Mr. Sesshomaru's personal invitation to an orphan to spend the
holidays in his home.
Kagura: I'm an orphan; I can be ready in
five minutes.
Kagome: An orphan child. (Noticing Rin) Perhaps a
child like this one.
Rin: Great idea. I'm a child and I'm an
orph—
Kagura: Liar! (Grabbing Rin and pulling her close) Rin
ain't no orphan, she's my little girl and she's nothing but
trouble. Besides, she's a drunk.
Kagome: That seems hard to
believe.
Kagura: Look you can have any orphan in the Joint, only
you can't have Rin.
Kagome: If this has something to do with the
laundry or the police, perhaps the Board of Orphans should know.
Kagura: She's all yours. Merry Christmas.
Kagome: If you'd
Just sign the paper work (Kagura signs the paper) and get Rin's
coat.
Rin: Coat? Why would a kid need a coat?
Kagome: We'll
buy you one at Bergdorf's on the way up town.
Rin:
Really?
Kagome: Yeah.
Kagura: Bergdorf's? Well, ain't we
fancy?
Rin: (To the orphans) You'll never guess what happened; I
get to go away for Christmas.
All orphans: Yea! (Rushing out the
door waving to Rin) Bye, Rin, bye!
Kagura: Some women are
drippin' with diamonds, some woman are drippin' with pearls!
(Looking at the toothbrush) Lucky me, lucky me, look at what
I'm drippin' with (Throws the toothbrush) little
girls!
