Authors Notes
I do not InuYasha.
I do not Own Annie.
Also, my plans have been changed. The party will be a whole new story, so read and enjoy!
If you can guess what song Sesshomaru is going to sing, you get a bonus point.
Also also, please do not threaten me with bodily harm. It hurts my feelings.
On the Radio
Bert
Healy: Remember, if you're listening, Rin's parents. There's a
50,000 dollar reward and a darling little daughter waiting for you.
If you come to New York City and go straight to 987 Fifth Avenue.
Well, it looks like the clock is telling us that this Thursday night
get together has gone by faster than you can say "Oxidant".
Boylan Sisters: E…N…T.
Bert Healy: And now, folks,
for three lovely ladies on our show Ronnie, Bonnie, Connie.
Bert
Healy: Give it up for the three lovely Boylan Sisters. This is Bert
Healey saying…
Hey, hobo man, hey, dapper Dan, ya both got
your style! But, brother, you're never fully dressed without a
smile!
Your clothes may be beau brummel-y they stand out a mile
but brother you're never fully dressed without a smile. Who cares
what their wearing on main street or Savile Row it's what you where
from ear to ear and not from head to toe that matters.
Boylan
Sisters: So—
Bert Healy: So Senator.
Boylan
Sisters: So—
Bert Healy: So Janitor so long for a
while remember you're never fully dressed without a smile.
Boylan Sisters: Ready or not. Here he goes. Listen to Bert
tap his smiling toes.
Loracarol: Bert Healy tap dances.
Bert
Healy: Ah ha the lovely Boylan Sisters.
Sisters: Doo doodloo
doo doodloo doo! Your clothes may be beau brummel-y they stand out a
mile but brother you're never fully dressed, you're never dressed
without an S-M-I-L-E. So senator so Janitor so long for a while
remember you're never fully dressed you're never dressed without
an S-M-I-L-E.
At the orphanage
Loracarol: The
orphan girls are listening to the radio
Bert Healy: And so, Rin,
as we come to the end of another program, we'd like to thank
you.
Rin: Thank you, Mr. Healy.
Loracarol: The orphans are
surprised that Rin's on the radio, except Pepper, she's mad and
thinking it's boring.
Molly: It's Rin on the radio!
Pepper:
Who cares?
Molly: Shh.
Bert Healy: Sesshomaru is offering
$50.000 to the couple who can prove they are Rin's parents.
Kate:
Fifty thousand dollars!
Bert Healy: So this is Bert Healy, signing
off and saying until next week, same time, same station. "Adios",
"Adieu", "Ciao" and oh, I almost forgot…goodnight.
Pepper:
(Pepper turns off the radio) Goodnight!
All orphans: Hey!
Pepper:
You're all a bunch of saps, who cares if Rin was on the
radio?
Molly: I do.
Shippo: Me too, I think it would be fun to
be on the radio! This is Bert Healy saying… Hey, hobo man,
hey, dapper Dan, ya both got your style!
All orphans: But, brother, you're never fully dressed without a
smile!
Shippo: Your clothes may be Beau Brummell-y they
stand out a mile!
All orphans: But,
brother, you're never fully dressed without a smile!
Pepper: Who cares what their wearing on main street
or Savile Row? It's what you wear from ear to ear and not from head
to toe!
Molly: That matters!
Shippo: Ah the lovely Boylan Sisters.
July, Tessie, and Kate: Doo
doodloo doo-doo-doo. Oh Senator oh Janitor, so long for a while,
remember you're never fully dressed without a smile.
All
orphans: Who cares what their wearing on main street or Savile Row
it's what you where from ear to ear.
Molly: And not from head to toe.
All orphans. That matters! Oh Senator oh Janitor so long
for a while remember your never fully dressed through you may wear
the best your never fully dressed without a smile, smile, smile,
smile, baby smile! (All laugh)
Loracarol: Miss Kagura enters.
Miss
Kagura: Did I hear happiness in here? (Looks around and Molly's
still smiling) I still see smiles. (Molly makes a sad face)
Molly:
Miss Kagura, Rin was on the radio!
July: Their sending out a
search call for Rin's parents!
Shippo: And there's a fifty
thousand dollar award!
Miss Kagura: Well, how do ya like them
apples?
Shippo: Isn't it great?
Miss Kagura: Great. Get to
bed, before I pound ya.
July: But what about our dinner?
Miss
Kagura: What about it?
July: You didn't give us any.
Miss
Kagura: Cause' I knew you was gonna be bad tonight so I punished
you ahead of time. Now scatter! (The orphans leave) Fifty thousand
dollar reward. Man, I hate that kid so much I could be her
mother.
Loracarol: A Mystery Man enters, looking like a father,
with a mustache, a hat, a coat, and a pair of glasses.
Mystery
Man: (Knocks on the door) Excuse me.
Miss Kagura: If you're
gonna rob the place, start by taking the orphans.
Mystery Man:
(Chuckles) Absolutely not, miss. The wife and I—
Loracarol: He signals a Mystery Woman to come in. The Mystery Woman looks like a mother with a purse, hat, and glasses.
Mystery
Man: We're Ralph and Shirley Mudge, by the way. We were looking for
whoever runs this place.
Miss Kagura: You're looking at
her.
Mystery Man: Then—um—maybe you can help us. You see,
about eleven years ago we left our little baby here.
Mystery
Woman: She was a little boy—I mean girl, it's Just so hard to
tell when the have no hair. Right, honey?
Mystery Man: Right,
sugar.
Miss Kagura: You mean you're Rin's parents!
Mystery
Man: Yes.
Miss Kagura: I don't believe it. Where'd did you say
you came from?
Mystery Man: Oh, a small farm out in New Jersey.
In the yard out back, we have lots of ducks and chickens and geese
and roosters.
Loracarol: The Mystery Man removes his glasses and (obviously) fake mustache.
Mystery
Man: Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!
Miss Kagura: Naraku!
Mystery
Woman: I told you she wouldn't believe us. (The woman tears off her
hat)
Miss Kagura: Lily!
