Reiki: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Etna: What?
Reiki: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Laharl: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Flonne: --Sweatdrops—
Both: BWAHAHAHA—
Lamington(Or however you spell it) SHUT UP!
Flonne: --Gasp—Lamington! You swore!
Before any ridiculous kind of conversation what-so-ever goes on any longer, Ash quickly announces the disclaimer.
Ash: --Grumbles—
Reiki: What was that!
Ash: ;; Reiki does not own Disgaea…if said personage did… Flonne and Laharl would have babies; enough said.
Flonne and Laharl: oo;;
A/N: Watch out for grammar…on purpose! XDDD
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Chapter 7: Children
Over the past few years it had been strangely quiet inside the castle…and if it was quiet…something was definitely wrong. Since usually ever since Laharl and Flonne had been together for 999 years (but not married) people thought they were going to expect something to happen. This, of course obviously did not happen at all and thus, their expectations were seemingly in vain.
But, one day on the crack of dawn—I mean…night…oh whatever! There was a sound being distinguished between a…BOOM and a cry along with glass being broken. Etna groaned, getting up from her comfortable bed/place/whatever she slept in (XD) and started to head down towards the kitchen which the strange noises had been heard to only hear tiny voices:
"I gowt thwee butter!"
One little voice rang out through the kitchen.
"Me gots thwee cheese awnd bread!"
Another one said and Etna immediately lit the candle near the kitchen and froze when she had seen in the kitchen and snickered. Etna had decided that something had to be done, especially when it came to this.
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Laharl stretched, yawning after removing the lid off of his coffin and then heading downstairs to have "breakfast" but…people would have called it a feast because of how much food he ate. Then he stopped when he saw Etna grin mischievously at him…she was definitely up to something. This was obviously no good or…no good!
"What do you want Etna?"
Laharl sighed asking, not in a good being hungry and all.
"You two have to get married."
"Huh? What? Why?"
Laharl scratched his head (man he is so dense right now…XD).
Etna picked up two children who had stuffed their faces; their cheeks were puffed out because they were still chewing some food they hadn't finished. Laharl had the funniest look on his face…funny thing was the boy looked like Laharl but with blonde hair and the girl looked like Flonne but with purple/blue hair.
"Whawt thwee helt! Puet me down woman!"
The girl practically yelled at the top of her lungs at Etna while the other started to cry.
"We'll set it up tomorrow then!"
Etna smiled and Laharl had a cow.
"TOMORROW! That's too soon! The day after tomorrow!"
"Tomorrow."
"The day after tomorrow!"
"TOMORROW!"
"THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW!"
"TO—"
"You guys, please stop arguing…we're going to get nowhere."
Flonne walked into the hallway saying that in her small soft voice she always had. After a while all three of them made a vote: the wedding was going to be tomorrow because…Flonne and Etna wanted to have it as soon as possible. Laharl grumbled and then headed down to breakfast while Flonne went to…"decorate" the castle for the wedding…
The two kids names were…Klafyill and Lunar (Weird names, huh?). Flonne was humming to herself as she was placing nice beautiful flowers upon parts of the ceiling and spray painting some of the ways with pwerty colors as well! Laharl walked by and freaked out when he saw yellow smilie faces, pink and red roses as well as dandelions.
"FLONNE! What are the guests going to do when they see these…ulck!...vibrant colors and…happy things!"
Laharl shouted and she turned around to do the puppy-eye trick…making him melt into the floor, muttering something under his breath and causing her to giggle. Lunar was carrying a large bucket of glue with the help of Klafyill to try and spill it somewhere when they tripped over a tiny particle of something (lol, I know descriptive huh?) causing them both to spill it all over their dad.
"…"
"Uh-oh…"
They started to run away quickly when Laharl shouted,
"I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOUR NECKS!"
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Reiki: Haha…fate has made me update this thing…and I was going to abandon it too. When…XD I thought no one would care but, two reviewers! –insert scary laughter—
Etna: o.o;; Stop that, you're scaring them off XD Then you'll have no more reviewers…
Flonne: --giggles—
Laharl: --For some strange reason he's doing poses—
Vyers: --Seemingly appearing out of nowhere—REVENG—
A dragon lands on Vyers, thus ending his stupid "revenge", lol. XD
Laharl: Remember to review, or else…--grins evilly—I'll hunt you down…then your family…and then your families' friends and then your…(and so on…)
OWARI! XDDD
