Loracarol:
It's Christmas day, and at the orphanage Naraku and Lily are
getting ready to leave.
Naraku: Aw, c'mon, why can't you go
with us, sis?
Miss Kagura: Cause' you can't leave children
alone, that's why.
Naraku: Huh! Since when did you care about
those little tykes?
Miss Kagura: Its Christmas, my heart is full
of glad tidings and great Joy. Now you go get that raggedy Rinnie.
Naraku:
Catch you later, sis.
Loracarol: Naraku and Lily leave.
Miss
Kagura: (Yelling) Bring back that money!
At Sesshomaru's
mansion
Loracarol: Rin is sitting, with her coat on and her
suitcases)
Sesshomaru: Merry Christmas, Rin.
Kagome: Merry
Christmas, Rin.
Rin: Merry Christmas.
Sesshomaru: Did you look
under the tree, to see if Santa left you anything?
Rin: No, he
brought me my parents, that's plenty. You think they'll let me
keep Sandy, and let me come visit you, sir, and Miss
Kagome?
Sesshomaru: Oh, yes, of course they will. And if they
don't, I'll come visit you either way. Either way even if they do
let you visit me, I'm still gonna visit you, Rin.
Rin: You look
like you didn't get any sleep.
Sesshomaru: Oh, yes, well, we've
been talking with the president and working with the F.B.I. all
through the night, they haven't turned up anything suspicious
so.
Rin: So I'm really a Mudge, Rin Mudge.
Naraku: (Naraku
and Lily enter) Where's our little Christmas present? We know she's
here somewhere!
Jakken: Mr. and Mrs. Mudge, sir.
Rin: Will you
let me keep Sandy, my dog, come here, boy.
Lily: (Sandy comes) Why
of course. The only thing I love more than little girls is little
dogs don't I, Ralphie? (Naraku picks up Sandy)
Naraku: C'mon,
Sandy.
Lily: We'll be on our way, with little Rin.
Naraku:
And our little check?
Kagome: So soon? Rin hasn't even opened
her Christmas Presents yet.
Lily: Sorry, we ain't got time.
(Takes the suitcase from Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru: Very well. If
you'll Just come this way, we'll prepare the check.
Loracarol:
They go to Sesshomaru desk and Kagome takes out the check)
Kagome:
(Handing the check to Sesshomaru) Sir, the Mudge's certified check
for $50,000.
Sesshomaru: Here you go. $50,000, paid to the order
of Ralph Mudge.
Loracarol: Naraku snatches the check from
Sesshomaru
Naraku:
Well, nice meeting you all.
Lily: We better get.
Naraku:
Cheerio. Toodle-oo. Adios. Adieu. Farewell. Ta-ta. See you in church.
Loracarol:
The two are about to leave without Rin.
Kagome: Aren't you
forgetting something?
Loracarol: The two look back and remember
Rin.
Lily: Oh, how silly of us. We've been childless for so
long, it's gonna take some getting used to.
Loracarol: Naraku takes the suitcase and they both take Rin's hands.
Lily:
C'mon, precious, so sweet.
Naraku: Come, Rin.
Loracarol:
They leave in a quick hurry, while Sesshomaru and Kagome watch
suspiciously. Before they can get out the door, they stop. Naraku
looks at the check.
Naraku: (Reading the check) "Pay to the
order of Ralph Mudge".
Loracarol: Sesshomaru grabs
Naraku.
Naraku: Is there something else, sir?
Sesshomaru: Read
it again.
Loracarol: Naraku nervously takes out the check and
looks at it confused.
Naraku: (Reading it) "Pay to the order of
"The Jig is up"?"
Sesshomaru: That's right, the Jig is
up! Stop them! Stop them both!
Loracarol: Naraku and Lily squeeze
Rin's hands and quickly run her away. Toward the entrance to the
mansion
Naraku: C'mon!
Loracarol: Than Miss Kagura and the
orphans rush in)
Miss Kagura: Mr. Sesshomaru! We're here for the
party for Rin.
Naraku: What are you doing here, sis?
Miss
Kagura: Oh, the orphans and I were invited for Rin's adoption
party.
Lily: Okay, Naraku. Let's get out of here, we got the
money, and now let's go.
Naraku: Shut up, Lily!
Loracarol:
Jakken quickly closes the doors of the mansion.
Jakken: Not so
fast.
Naraku: Run for it, Lily!
President InuYasha: In the
name of the United States government, I command you to halt.
Lily:
Who do you think you are, the president!
Loracarol: President
InuYasha enters the room.
Naraku:
Geez, Lily, it is.
President InuYasha: Well if it isn't the
Mudges. Or should I say, Lily St. Regis also known as Miss Sadie
Algonquin, also known as "Phyllis the Filcher" and Naraku
Hannigan, also known as "Rooster" Hannigan, also known as "Danny
the Dip".
Loracarol: Sesshomaru rips Naraku's mustache
off.
Naraku: OW!
Miss Kagura: Also known as "The Jig is up,
Rooster".
Loracarol:
Naraku removes his disguised glasses and steps closer to Miss Kagura,
angrily.
President InuYasha: Miss Kagura Hannigan, also known as
Miss Hannigan, also known as Shelly Suvenior.
Naraku: Also known
as "you loused up big, Lily"!
Lily: What did I do?
Naraku:
If you wouldn't have opened your big mouth, we would've gotten
out of here safe.
Lily: Well, it ain't Easy Street but at least
I'm wearin silver!
Loracarol:
Two secret service men handcuff Naraku and Lily.
Naraku: Don't
that hotel of yours ever shut its doors! (The secret service agents
separate the two criminals)
Miss Kagura: Uh, I didn't know
anything about these people until yesterday. And besides, it was his
idea. (Points to Naraku). He made me do it.
Lily: Oh, come off
it, Kaggie.
Naraku: Yeah, sis. If Lily and I have to take the
fall, so do you!
Miss Kagura: (Runs to Rin) Rin, Rin, tell these
people how good I've always been to ya, huh?
Rin: Miss Kagura,
I would, but the one thing you always taught me was: (Smiles) Never
tell a lie.
Miss Kagura: (Face red. Furious) Brat! I'll let you
in on a little secret. I never liked you. Never. You're nothing but
a rotten gold digger. I've always been so good to ya, and this is
what I get, huh? You drove me to this! I'm headed straight for
the nuthouse, with all the nuts and the squirrels! There I'll stay
tucked away prohibition of Little Girls!
Loracarol:
The officers take Miss Kagura, Naraku, and Lily out.
Rin: Miss
Kagura's gone forever! (They all cheer)
President InuYasha:
Rin, I also have some important news for you. Sesshomaru,
Loracarol: He gives Sesshomaru a piece of paper.
President
InuYasha: The F.B.I. were finally able to trace the hand righting on
that note of yours, to a David and Margaret Bennet.
Rin: You mean
the Bennets are my real parents? Where are they?
Sesshomaru: Rin,
I'm sorry, it seems they've passed away sometime ago.
Rin: So
I really am an orphan. (Rin walks slowly away)
Kagome: Rin, are
you alright?
Rin: Yeah. I think so. See, I always knew my parents
loved me and they'd come back for me if they were alive. I guess
you'll have to look at the bright side at least I'm not a
Mudge.
Loracarol: They all a laugh)
Sesshomaru: I hope this is
a start of a wonderful new life for all of us.
President Inuyasha:
(To the orphans) And I'll see to it that each every one of you will
be adopted by a fine upstanding family.
All orphans: Yatta!
(Yeah!) (They all hug InuYasha)
Kagome: And Rin picked out
Christmas Presents for all of you and there all under the Christmas
tree. (The Orphans all run to the Christmas tree)
Sesshomaru:
Kagome, when I say it's a start of a wonderful new life for all of
us, I do mean all of us. I know that you like my brother, Inuyasha, I
you wish, you may have my blessing. Rin, would you like to be Rin
daughter of Sesshomaru?
Rin: I'd like that more than
anything.
Sesshomaru: I love you very much, Rin.
Rin: And I
love you, Daddy Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: Together at last.
Rin:
Together forever.
Sesshomaru: We're tying a knot they never can
sever.
Rin and Sesshomaru I don't need such a noun to
turn my skies to blue. (Sesshomaru gives Rin the box with the new
locket) I don't need anything but you
Kagome: You've wrapped me around that cute little finger. Presidenr InuYasha: You've made life a song (President InuYasha gives Kagome a box with a ring in it.)
Kagome:
You've made me the singer.
President InuYasha, Kagome, Rin, and Sesshomaru:
And what's the title of the dream that's Just come true!
Sesshomaru I don't need anything.
Kagome:
(Hugging President InuYasha) Anything!
Rin: Anything!
All
together: I don't need anything but you!
Whole cast:. The sun
will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow,
there'll be sun. Just thinking about tomorrow, clears away the
cobwebs and the sorrow, till there's none. When I'm stuck with a
day that's gray and lonely, I Just stick out my chin and grin and
say, oh! The sun will come out tomorrow, so you gotta hang on till
tomorrow, come what may tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya tomorrow your
only and day away!
