Loracarol: It's Christmas day, and at the orphanage Naraku and Lily are getting ready to leave.
Naraku: Aw, c'mon, why can't you go with us, sis?
Miss Kagura: Cause' you can't leave children alone, that's why.
Naraku: Huh! Since when did you care about those little tykes?
Miss Kagura: Its Christmas, my heart is full of glad tidings and great Joy. Now you go get that raggedy Rinnie.

Naraku: Catch you later, sis.
Loracarol: Naraku and Lily leave.
Miss Kagura: (Yelling) Bring back that money!

At Sesshomaru's mansion
Loracarol: Rin is sitting, with her coat on and her suitcases)
Sesshomaru: Merry Christmas, Rin.
Kagome: Merry Christmas, Rin.
Rin: Merry Christmas.
Sesshomaru: Did you look under the tree, to see if Santa left you anything?
Rin: No, he brought me my parents, that's plenty. You think they'll let me keep Sandy, and let me come visit you, sir, and Miss Kagome?
Sesshomaru: Oh, yes, of course they will. And if they don't, I'll come visit you either way. Either way even if they do let you visit me, I'm still gonna visit you, Rin.
Rin: You look like you didn't get any sleep.
Sesshomaru: Oh, yes, well, we've been talking with the president and working with the F.B.I. all through the night, they haven't turned up anything suspicious so.
Rin: So I'm really a Mudge, Rin Mudge.
Naraku: (Naraku and Lily enter) Where's our little Christmas present? We know she's here somewhere!
Jakken: Mr. and Mrs. Mudge, sir.
Rin: Will you let me keep Sandy, my dog, come here, boy.
Lily: (Sandy comes) Why of course. The only thing I love more than little girls is little dogs don't I, Ralphie? (Naraku picks up Sandy)
Naraku: C'mon, Sandy.
Lily: We'll be on our way, with little Rin.
Naraku: And our little check?
Kagome: So soon? Rin hasn't even opened her Christmas Presents yet.
Lily: Sorry, we ain't got time. (Takes the suitcase from Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru: Very well. If you'll Just come this way, we'll prepare the check.
Loracarol: They go to Sesshomaru desk and Kagome takes out the check)
Kagome: (Handing the check to Sesshomaru) Sir, the Mudge's certified check for $50,000.
Sesshomaru: Here you go. $50,000, paid to the order of Ralph Mudge.
Loracarol: Naraku snatches the check from Sesshomaru

Naraku: Well, nice meeting you all.
Lily: We better get.
Naraku: Cheerio. Toodle-oo. Adios. Adieu. Farewell. Ta-ta. See you in church.

Loracarol: The two are about to leave without Rin.
Kagome: Aren't you forgetting something?
Loracarol: The two look back and remember Rin.
Lily: Oh, how silly of us. We've been childless for so long, it's gonna take some getting used to.

Loracarol: Naraku takes the suitcase and they both take Rin's hands.

Lily: C'mon, precious, so sweet.
Naraku: Come, Rin.

Loracarol: They leave in a quick hurry, while Sesshomaru and Kagome watch suspiciously. Before they can get out the door, they stop. Naraku looks at the check.
Naraku: (Reading the check) "Pay to the order of Ralph Mudge".
Loracarol: Sesshomaru grabs Naraku.
Naraku: Is there something else, sir?
Sesshomaru: Read it again.
Loracarol: Naraku nervously takes out the check and looks at it confused.
Naraku: (Reading it) "Pay to the order of "The Jig is up"?"
Sesshomaru: That's right, the Jig is up! Stop them! Stop them both!
Loracarol: Naraku and Lily squeeze Rin's hands and quickly run her away. Toward the entrance to the mansion
Naraku: C'mon!
Loracarol: Than Miss Kagura and the orphans rush in)
Miss Kagura: Mr. Sesshomaru! We're here for the party for Rin.
Naraku: What are you doing here, sis?
Miss Kagura: Oh, the orphans and I were invited for Rin's adoption party.
Lily: Okay, Naraku. Let's get out of here, we got the money, and now let's go.
Naraku: Shut up, Lily!
Loracarol: Jakken quickly closes the doors of the mansion.
Jakken: Not so fast.
Naraku: Run for it, Lily!
President InuYasha: In the name of the United States government, I command you to halt.
Lily: Who do you think you are, the president!
Loracarol: President InuYasha enters the room.

Naraku: Geez, Lily, it is.
President InuYasha: Well if it isn't the Mudges. Or should I say, Lily St. Regis also known as Miss Sadie Algonquin, also known as "Phyllis the Filcher" and Naraku Hannigan, also known as "Rooster" Hannigan, also known as "Danny the Dip".
Loracarol: Sesshomaru rips Naraku's mustache off.
Naraku: OW!
Miss Kagura: Also known as "The Jig is up, Rooster".

Loracarol: Naraku removes his disguised glasses and steps closer to Miss Kagura, angrily.
President InuYasha: Miss Kagura Hannigan, also known as Miss Hannigan, also known as Shelly Suvenior.
Naraku: Also known as "you loused up big, Lily"!
Lily: What did I do?
Naraku: If you wouldn't have opened your big mouth, we would've gotten out of here safe.
Lily: Well, it ain't Easy Street but at least I'm wearin silver!

Loracarol: Two secret service men handcuff Naraku and Lily.
Naraku: Don't that hotel of yours ever shut its doors! (The secret service agents separate the two criminals)
Miss Kagura: Uh, I didn't know anything about these people until yesterday. And besides, it was his idea. (Points to Naraku). He made me do it.
Lily: Oh, come off it, Kaggie.
Naraku: Yeah, sis. If Lily and I have to take the fall, so do you!
Miss Kagura: (Runs to Rin) Rin, Rin, tell these people how good I've always been to ya, huh?
Rin: Miss Kagura, I would, but the one thing you always taught me was: (Smiles) Never tell a lie.
Miss Kagura: (Face red. Furious) Brat! I'll let you in on a little secret. I never liked you. Never. You're nothing but a rotten gold digger. I've always been so good to ya, and this is what I get, huh? You drove me to this! I'm headed straight for the nuthouse, with all the nuts and the squirrels! There I'll stay tucked away prohibition of Little Girls!
Loracarol: The officers take Miss Kagura, Naraku, and Lily out.
Rin: Miss Kagura's gone forever! (They all cheer)
President InuYasha: Rin, I also have some important news for you. Sesshomaru,

Loracarol: He gives Sesshomaru a piece of paper.

President InuYasha: The F.B.I. were finally able to trace the hand righting on that note of yours, to a David and Margaret Bennet.
Rin: You mean the Bennets are my real parents? Where are they?
Sesshomaru: Rin, I'm sorry, it seems they've passed away sometime ago.
Rin: So I really am an orphan. (Rin walks slowly away)
Kagome: Rin, are you alright?
Rin: Yeah. I think so. See, I always knew my parents loved me and they'd come back for me if they were alive. I guess you'll have to look at the bright side at least I'm not a Mudge.
Loracarol: They all a laugh)
Sesshomaru: I hope this is a start of a wonderful new life for all of us.
President Inuyasha: (To the orphans) And I'll see to it that each every one of you will be adopted by a fine upstanding family.
All orphans: Yatta! (Yeah!) (They all hug InuYasha)
Kagome: And Rin picked out Christmas Presents for all of you and there all under the Christmas tree. (The Orphans all run to the Christmas tree)
Sesshomaru: Kagome, when I say it's a start of a wonderful new life for all of us, I do mean all of us. I know that you like my brother, Inuyasha, I you wish, you may have my blessing. Rin, would you like to be Rin daughter of Sesshomaru?
Rin: I'd like that more than anything.
Sesshomaru: I love you very much, Rin.
Rin: And I love you, Daddy Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: Together at last.
Rin: Together forever.
Sesshomaru: We're tying a knot they never can sever.
Rin and Sesshomaru I don't need such a noun to turn my skies to blue. (Sesshomaru gives Rin the box with the new locket) I don't need anything but you

Kagome: You've wrapped me around that cute little finger. Presidenr InuYasha: You've made life a song (President InuYasha gives Kagome a box with a ring in it.)

Kagome: You've made me the singer. President InuYasha, Kagome, Rin, and Sesshomaru: And what's the title of the dream that's Just come true!
Sesshomaru I don't need anything.
Kagome: (Hugging President InuYasha) Anything!
Rin: Anything!
All together: I don't need anything but you!
Whole cast:. The sun will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sun. Just thinking about tomorrow, clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow, till there's none. When I'm stuck with a day that's gray and lonely, I Just stick out my chin and grin and say, oh! The sun will come out tomorrow, so you gotta hang on till tomorrow, come what may tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya tomorrow your only and day away!