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Chapter 1: Harry Potter ponders life.

On a bleak summer morning, Harry Potter was sitting in bed pondering the very meaning of life. He reflected on his past year, and he realized he was missing a few key elements in his experience. For goodness sakes he was turning 17 soon and had experienced very little sexual activity or drugs. On this thought Harry Potter ran downstairs and found his cousin.

"Hey, can you show me the best place to get drugs and booze and them hookers." Exclaimed Harry.

"OF CORSE I can" said harry's cousin, "Follow me"

Harry promptly followed his cousin outside and took out his wand. "Jus show me the place and I will have no need of using this wand on you"

"Ok" said his cousin.

Harry followed his cousin for what seemed like hours until they came upon a street corner and the corner had these men in yellow jackets. The men said " what business do you have here?"

Harry's Cousin said "This man came up behind me and threatened me with this so called wand which I think is just a wooden stick and he said he wanted me to show him where booze, drugs, and hookers were."

The men in yellow jackets pulled out these steal L shaped metal things and pointed them at Harry and said "Get on the ground with your hands above your head"

Harry deciding to go along with the act believing this was the way to get to the goal, promptly put down his wand and put his hands above his head. One of the yellow jacketed men pulled out these beautiful metal ovals that were on a hinge. Harry was wanting one of them and said, "What are those pretty things for?"

The man in the yellow jacket not holding the pretty metal ovals said, "Their handcuffs you idiot and their used to lock drunk people like you behind bars where they belong, in the London police station!"

Harry said, "Oh this will be a new experience for me, You see I have never been inside of a police station before, I have heard of them, but never seen the inside of one before."

The Police officer holding the L shaped metal object said, "Well, This is your lucky day Mate, hope you can enjoy the cell that you will be locked up in."

By this time the Police officer with the handcuffs had secured them onto Harry's hands.

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Next Chapter: Inside the Local Cell.