July 4, 2006, this fanfiction was edited and revised, to make it better, and with less obviously stupid typos. I just couldn't stand letting it stay on here with this many critical mistakes!
You Might Be a Kingdom Hearts Fan if...
Riku and Sora were sitting across from one another in the middle of the kitchen. It was like any other day, until Sora had just so happened to stumble across a letter. You see, that letterhad been sent in a glass bottle, across the ocean of the worlds towards them. And adressed to them for that fact.Inside that letter, was a list. Riku grabbed it from Sora's clutches, cleared his throat,and read aloud.
"If you go to your kitchen sink and scream "Dance water dance" and stare expectantly, you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If every other phrase out of your mouth is "Got it memorized?" and you have a tendency of spelling people's names when addressing them, you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If every other word out of your moth relates to Organization XIII or that your tuba instructor is Xemnas, you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
Heck, if you go to tuba class you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you go to a Basketball game just to scream "Don't Squander your time!" at the players, you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you grab a canoe paddle and scream "Berserk!" while attacking an innocent person, you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you use your house key to vanquish your dog's shadow, you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you go to the bank and request 4,000 munny while dressed in a black cloak, you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you go to the town pool with your guitar and attempt to destroy the civilians with jet waves, you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you address George Bush as Ansem The Wise and Ben Laden as Xehanort, you are Kingdom Hearts Fan but have serious issues.
If you spend your Saturday at the mall, in the Disney store, demanding access to Riku's dressing room, you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you cried when Sora found Riku like I did, you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you go around asking for the address of the Hallow Bastion Restoration Committee you may be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you go locking everyone's door and your only explanation is that you are sealing the world from heartless, you may be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you attempt to make two boys dress up as Riku and Sora and perform a shonen-ai Cosplay at the talent show, you may be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you walk around with a cut-out of the Kingdom Hearts cast, you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
When asked your sex on a survey and your answer is "With Riku? Heck Yea!" you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you think Kairi is your French teacher in disguise and you purposely make her die in the game over and over screaming random French words, you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you see a fire and call the operator asking for Axel's current location, you may be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you call Xaldin a cockroach, you may be a Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you go to the grocery store to buy a grapefruit and end up calling it a paoupu fruit and sculpting it into a star, you might be Kingdom Hearts Fan.
If you go to Disneyland's castle and interrogate Mickey Mouse for Riku's whereabouts, you might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan."
"…." Sora was speechless.
"I think we're being stalked.."
AN:
Those are the first half of the You might be a Kingdom Hearts Fan if.. thing. If I get enough reviews, I'll post the rest. I know, some were lacking. Eitherway, I hope you liked them x)
