Hola!...uhhh...please dont hit me!(Cowers behind her co-author MoMo)

Gomen...(Sorry) I just havent gotten hyper lately...and well...the HiC doesnt work as well as it used to sooo...I now have 14...wait...13 now...Orange Starburts sitting next to me now waiting to become fuel...so yeah

Heres the long-awaited 2nd Chapter of Dumbfounded!


Okay,Danny was royally pissed...not the PMS typed pissed but I mean ROYALLY PISSED! Turns out Jazz followed him in her car so now she is getting a piggy-back ride scence the drama-queen 'ran outta gas!'. Grrrrrr. And to make matters worse,he was lost! And of course like most men are, they just wont give up they're damn pride to stop and ask for directions!

"Danny!"

"Danny!"

"Dann-""No! You should have gone before you left!"

"But Daaannnny! I gotta go real baaaad!"

"Well to bad!"

Danny sighed.Silence at last.

"Danny!"

Danny sighed...this was starting to become a habit.

"Fine! We'll stop at the next truck-stop!"

"Ew! A truck-stop restroom!"

"Yes! A Truck stop restroom!", the ghost-child growled."Take it or leave it!" Jazz pouted but stayed silent.


Vlad was wearing ripped jeans and a t-shirt that said 'THANK GOD for country boys"'(OMG!MY SHIRT! VLAD YOU THEIF!)

He loved wearing outfits that made him feel sexy. 'Thats it!' A lightbulb in Vlads head finally went off in about 20 years. The middle-aged halfa ran over to his green-and-yellow boom box and popped in a CD, he turned it on and began to dance and sing along to it...AT THE SAME TIME!GASP!OO

I'm too sexy for my love

too sexy for my love loves going to leave

I'm too sexy for my shirt

too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts

Vlad did a split and ripped his shirt off.

((For now on the Vlad chapters are written by MoMo aka DannyPhantomFAN#1 so this starts it now))

I'm too sexy for my land

Too sexy for my land

New York and Japan-

"Dude! Do us all a favor and put your shirt back on! Or get a new one for that matter."Sam shreiked as she had to witness it."

"No, you can keep on doing it." Tucker repied back, with a sinister smirk on his face.Or was it a gay smirk? Either or it looked like he was enjoying it...Oo

"Tucker? Are you-"

"No,I am not gay.I am recording this on my PDA for future references...and to sell on eBay."(His PDA can do ANYTHING!)

"Do you even know how to sell stuff on eBay?"

"Well, when I get the money, I can pay someone to teach me."

"But you need to put it on eBay first before you get the money."

"...nu-huh!"

"Tucker I-forget it."

"Yes, forget Tucker...while you watch me..."

"Please don't say it, please don't say it." Sam peaded in a whisper only heard to the viewers reading.(yes! MUAHAHAHA!cough Ahem, back to the story)

"Yes,YES!" Tucker chanted, holding his PDA as still as possible.

Vlad then finished his sentence, after RUDELY being interupted,"...Stripper pole dance!"(someone give me a plastic baggy here!)

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

"WOOHOO!"


Um...Yeah...

Melissa glares.

What?

"Tell them that I'm a new author!"

But you just did, so I dont hafta!

"I hate you..."

I am aware of that thanx.

Melissa grabs Danny and runs on to a random DDR mat, then she turns on Numa Numa."C'mon Danny lez dance!"

Danny is screaming and crying the whole time.

Wow,...Numa numa numa iei!

Poor Danny...will Danny get to Vlads place before Vlad will...uh...'bust some more moves' infront of Tucker's PDA? Will Melissa ever change out of my/Vlads country boys shirt? What was Jazz doing in the restroom so long? And what happened to the mystery cologne! More next time on...DRAGON BALL Z!

--Um...I think you mean Dumbfounded...

-Shut- you know what just just just just shut the hell up!



Sorry folks, I'm discontinuing this story. Its going no where and plainly I see no reason of keeping this thing going. Comedy isnt my thing, nor will it ever. And I get bored with it after awile. No one seems to be reading this and really, I do not blame them. Thank you to those who have reviewed good or bad I am happy that you at least reviewed.

No Longer Suicidely,

GothicCotton