Un-named Dialogues

Just a little piece, 3 very similar conversations between Lily and James. Mostly Lily teasing him, I just wonder what you'll make of it. Worth a read, L/J Fluff.

Disclaimer: I solemnly swear I am up to no good. No, wait, don't sue I confess, I am not J.K. Rowling- anything vaguely familiar is not mine…

"So, I guess we're finally dating then Lils?"

"Oh, I don't know about that James."

"But, but, you did agree to get a drink with me?"

"Yes, I did do that."

"I thought so, and now you are sitting with me enjoying a drink in the three Broomsticks?"

"I suppose I am."

"And we are sitting alone, as in a date right?"

"You could look at it that way."

"Alright, I will."

"Fair enough."

"Why, won't you agree we're dating?"

"There's one important thing we've missed…"

"Which is?"

"You never asked if I'd date you of course!"

"Oh, right. Well you see, every time I…"

"James, will you go out with me?"

"What! Oh yes, of course I will, I mean why wouldn't I?"

"Shakespeare was a genius, I shall stop your mouth with a kiss"

"Wha…"

"So, I guess we're finally married eh Lils?"

"Really?"

"Well, yes really, you did mean what you said, your vows right?"

"Of course I did!"

"So we're married then?"

"Almost."

"Almost?"

"Yes, we are almost married."

"How can we be almost married? We signed the papers, took the vows, had the first dance and are now on our honey moon."

"I know that darling."

"Then how can we be almost married? If I've forgotten something I'm sure we can go back and do it."

"I don't think they'd appreciate us completing our marriage in the church dear."

"Well if it's something we can do in church then I'd say we've done everything we need to be officially married."

"Oh yes, we're defiantly officially married!"

"So, where's the almost?"

"Well, it's probably just a silly little thing but…"

"But?"

"Well, I've always thought that you're not properly married until you've consummated your marriage, and I think Tudor muggles felt the same."

"Oh."

"Yes oh,"

"Well, seeing as I do still want to marry you, I might just have to do something about that."

"You might. Or I might…"

"Mmmmm…"

"So, Lils, I'm actually a proper father!"

"Oh, I'm not sure about that."

"What! Lils, your not having me on again are you? I seem to remember shaving a similar conversation a couple of times before…"

"Well, this depends on a kind of technicality."

"What kind of technicality? I am the father aren't I Lils? I mean you wouldn't, I really love you and, well he is mine isn't he?"

"Don't me so paranoid, of course he's yours. I'm rather tired, I'll explain later."

"Lillly, please, why?"

"Why what?"

"Why aren't I a father?"

"I didn't say that, I said you aren't a 'proper' father."
"Well why not?"

"He doesn't have a name of course?"

"That's it?"

"That's it."

"All right then. Well, he's going to have to sound innocent (to get away with all the pranks he's going to play). He'll live an ordinary life, he doesn't want to sound out of place, and as he'll be growing up around Padfoot we don't want anything he can be teased about too much. How about Harry?"

"Harry?"

"Yes, it's a good ordinary name for our handsome, carefree ordinary boy; and doesn't Harry Potter, Quidditch star sound great?"

"Harry it is then."

The end. What did you think, not great dialogue I know but if you were pulling out your hair in frustration there is one thing you can do- REVIEW! Really, please, I love them and they're the only way my writing's going to improve. Just drop me a line?