Sorry it took so long. I have just been really busy this week with after school things, visiting friends, going to the musical at the school twice, both last night and earlier this evening. I know, I'm obsessive, but that's whatI like to do. I enjoy musicals, plays, and operas. So that was my week summed up in a paragraph. And the internet was down at my house today.

And now I have to make a sad, sad, sad announcement. I think this will be my last fic, and after this I shall retire from writing and shall put all of my energy into school. I might write a bit in the summer but I don't think I will. I'm sorry because I have so many people out there that want me to write more, but I'm just not feeling the passion to write anymore. I will finish this fic though. Don't worry about that. ON WITH THE CHAPTER!

Oh, and the answer to that question at the top of Part 2 of "Because you care" is at the beginning of this chapter. Have fun!

Disclaimer: I still don't own anything. I had to borrow money from my friend to buy myself some coffee and a raspberry cream tart, so I don't think I have enough money to own anything. The tart was good by the way.

Chapter 15: Unwanted Tales and Run-Ins

Twenty minutes and seven hours worth of exercise later they were both laying in bed naked with coffee grounds strewn all over the room.

"See, coffee does lead to never ending pleasure." Lorelai giggled as she flashed Luke a smile.

"That it does." Luke commented. Lorelai started to kiss all around Luke's tattoo. "What are you doing?"

"I'm kissing you. Do we really need to go over this again? Ok, see these are my boobs--" she said as she pointed to her breasts. "These are my lips, those are your lips," she then pointed to his groin. "That's Henry--"

"Henry? You have named my penis Henry?" he asked in puzzlement.

"Yes, now this is my--" she was caught off by Luke's lips against hers. "And that was a damn fine kiss. And you know what is better than a damn fine kiss?" she asked him.

"What?" he asked, playing along.

"Coffee induced sex." she smiled. Luke just rolled his eyes. "No seriously! Ten years from now, when you are giving Jake the little 'now, at a certain age, you will start to feel the urge to—'"

"Lorelai." Luke whined.

"As I was say 'you will feel the urge to touch girls, now that is ok, as long as they say it's ok' talk, and you can give this as an example! Like you can say 'one day, when we found out about you being a big brother, we had a fight over coffee, which of course you love because your beautiful and wonderful mother brought you up that way, and we ended up making sweet love, and it was all over the coffee.' what do ya think? Good story to tell, huh?" she teased him. She was smiling as Luke rolled his eyes.

"I am not telling him we 'made sweet love' because of coffee." he told her.

"But come on! It'll be fun to see his reaction! Then the next thing you know, he'll be asking 'did you make sweet love over marshmallows when daddy found out about me?' won't that be fun?" she teased in a squeaky voice.

"No, not really." he commented.

"You don't love me? Are you ashamed of me? Are you Luke? Because the fact that Jake is in existence proves that we had sex at some point." she said a matter-of-factly.

"But not over coffee."

"Fine you win. But I'll tell him the story." she said.

"Oh jeez. Our poor child." Luke said.

"Children. Hmm, what do you want Luke?" Lorelai asked him.

"What?"

"A boy or a girl? I mean I have one of each so I don't care either way. What about you?" she asked.

"Well a girl would be nice, but it doesn't matter. I guess there are good points to both sides." he said.

"A list! You should make a list!" Lorelai suddenly shouted as she sat up in the bed.

"What? Why would I need a list? It's not like what I would like better will really change anything." he added.

"But lists are fun! Just ask Rory! She may be majoring in Journalism, but she minors in list making!" she said excitedly.

"You and your lists." Luke mumbled.

"Hey! I gave you a son! And now I am adding to your family tree again! Don't insult my list fetish!" she chastised.

"Here we go again." he groaned.

"I spent hours going through excruciating pain just to squeeze your huge child out of me! You kid was like ten times the normal size of anything that passes through my vagina! And now I am going to spend the next eight months with another one of your children growing inside of me! And after that 8 months is up, I have to squeeze another kid out! And here you are insulting my lists! You owe me! I want to see you squeeze a kid out! You my friend" Lorelai said pointing to Luke. "Are getting off easy! So no complaining! And after this one, if you plan on having any more kids, you can get pregnant, and have to be deprived of your normal amount of food for the first three months, and then have to cut back on your coffee intake--" she ranted.

"I don't drink coffee." Luke pointed out.

"And then you can get the swollen ankles, have some stick their hand in you" Luke cringed at this thought, "and then be poked and prodded by the town, and then get twenty different needles stuck in you, and then, finally, give birth! You are doing that next time! Not me! Hey! Maybe I can pull a Sookie on you!" Lorelai said excitedly.

"What?" Luke asked in puzzlement.

"Sookie made Jackson get a vasectomy. Hehe, maybe I will have them schedule you for one of those." she joked. Luke looked at her in horror.

"You will do no such thing!" he shouted as he inched away from her.

"Oh, is little baby scared of the big bad Lorelai? Did I scare you? Now see the only way for you to get out of that procedure is do me a nice little favor." she said seductively.

"What?" he groaned.

"Round 2 of coffee induced sex." she said cheerfully. Luke grinned at her playfully and flipped her onto her back. "Wait, what time is it?" Lorelai asked. Luke flashed a glance at the clock.

"9:15. Why?" he asked.

"Rory should be here in about half an hour. We have enough time." she confirmed as Luke trailed kisses down her neck.

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Rory walked through the door a little after 9:20 carrying her sleeping brother. She carefully walked into her room and placed him in the crib, making sure not to wake him up. She had seen both Luke's truck and her mother's jeep outside but there was no sign of them. The house was silent. Maybe they were upstairs sleeping?

Rory made her way up the stairs. She thought she heard something, but it sounded like her mother talking in her sleep. When she finally got to the room she saw the door was wide open and inside was--

"Oh god! Luke!" Lorelai moaned.

"Ah!" Rory screamed as she covered her eyes.

"Oh my god! Rory!" Lorelai said as she was jerked out of her state of pleasure. Luke rolled of Lorelai and accidentally fell to the floor. Thankfully it was the side of the bed furthest from the door.

"Rory, hi." he said embarrassed.

"What are you doing here?" Lorelai said as she clutched the sheet close to her chest.

"Well I was here to drop off your son, but now I have to go vomit." Rory said as she ran to the bathroom.

"Well that went well." Lorelai said sarcastically. Luke gave her a look of total shock. "Hun can you throw me your flannel shirt over there?" Lorelai asked as she pointed to his shirt that was lying at his feet. He grabbed it and threw it at her.

"What was that?" he said gesturing violently.

"Well see that was MY first born walking in on us doing the dirty. You would think Henry would have sent you that message." she joked.

"But what are we going to do?" he asked frantically.

"Well I am going to go talk to her, and you might want to brush up on your communication skills, you and Henry are obviously having some issues there." she joked.

"Stop referring to it as 'Henry'!" he demanded.

"See, you don't mind letting me call it that when there is a chance of you getting lucky, but the moment it's over, I'm not allowed to call your penis by its name. You're mean!" she whined.

"Go talk to Rory." he said as he threw a pillow at her.

"And then you can get dressed!" she said as she got out of bed with the red flannel covering her body. She then walked out of the room and head towards the bathroom door which was shut. She knocked on the door. "You in there Hun?" Lorelai asked. She could hear the water running.

"Yeah." Rory said weakly.

"What ya doing?" Lorelai asked with her face pressed against the door.

"Trying to wash the dirty images out of my mind with cold water." Rory informed.

"Can I come in?" Lorelai asked.

"Door's unlocked." Lorelai slowly opened the door to see her daughter with her face hanging over the sink. Her face looked like she had been splashing water on it.

"I'm sorry you walked in on that." Lorelai apologized.

"It's ok, just…very disturbing. Did I ever do that as a kid?" Rory asked.

"I didn't have any men in the house until you were older and even then when that happened" she said referring to sex. "I made sure it wasn't here, or that you weren't home. Did I mention how sorry I am?" Lorelai asked.

"Yes. So I take it you in Luke made up?" Rory asked.

"Why yes we have. I'm sorry about earlier. I just--"

"It's ok mom. You were right. I had no right getting into your business and trying to convince you to get back together with Luke. And I'm sorry that I accused you of not wanting to tell him. Oh! You did tell him right?" she asked suddenly.

"Yes, I told him. And we even got a chance to redecorate our room--in coffee." Lorelai said.

"I saw. What happened?" Rory asked.

"Luke tried to take the coffee when he found out I was pregnant."

"And you defended it like any noble coffee drinker would." Rory added.

"Why yes I did. So is Jake downstairs?"

"Yep. He's sleeping in the crib."

"So why did you come home early?" Lorelai asked.

"Grandma started to get really mad and you know, Jake fell asleep and I just decided it was time to leave. Did she leave you a nice little hate message?" Rory asked.

"Yep, that's my mother for you." Lorelai said as she gave a sigh.

"Yeah, she left the table for a bit to go 'make a call' and I guessed that she was calling you. Ok, being in the bathroom is kind of creeping me out now. Can we go out into the hallway or something?" Rory asked.

"Sure." Lorelai said opening the door. Rory followed her mother out. They ran into Luke who was buttoning the last button of his flannel.

"Hey Hun. You and Henry have that talk?" Lorelai teased.

"Oh jeez! I'm going downstairs!" he said as he rolled his eyes.

"What was that all about? Who's Henry?" Rory asked. Lorelai gave her a huge grin. "Oh my god! Mom! Couldn't you have just said 'nothing' or 'you don't want to know'?" Rory complained.

"But that wouldn't be any fun!" Lorelai pointed out.

"I'm leaving now! I have to go see some friends anyways." Rory said.

"You and your friends! Who are these friends that you go and see so much? Are they a biker gang? Ooo! The swim team!" Lorelai started as Rory walked down the stairs away from her mother, who just followed close behind. "Or is it the school nerds?"

"Mom!"

"So it is the nerds! Do they have motorcycles?" Lorelai asked.

"You are sick!" she said as she reached the foyer. She grabbed her purse and yelled to Luke. "I'm leaving! Do me a favor and get mom some help!"

"I'll try!" Luke responded.

"Bye mom." Rory said as Lorelai quickly kissed her on the cheek.

"Bye babe. Don't forget the motorcycles!" Lorelai shouted out the door at Rory, who in turn, just rolled her eyes. Lorelai closed the door and walked slowly to the kitchen.

"What about motorcycles?" Luke asked her.

"I told Rory that she should make sure her nerds have motorcycles before it gets too serious." she commented as she opened the refrigerator searching for food.

"What?" Luke asked.

"Nothing babe." she told him as she pulled out some pizza from the previous Wednesday.

"You know I could have cooked you something right?" he asked her.

"Yes but that would have taken too long. Plus we can't let perfectly good two day old pizza go to waste now can we?" she said as she sat down at the table.

"Of course not." Luke answered sarcastically.

"So you are happy?" Lorelai asked Luke.

"What?"

"So you're happy about me being pregnant?" she rephrased the question.

"I am." Luke said as he sat across from her with a sandwich in hand.

"Good. So, do you want to tell the town?" she asked.

"I don't know."

"Maybe we should just let them find out when they find out." Lorelai suggested.

"Sounds good." Luke agreed.

"So if we end up talking about it and someone overhears us, that's ok with you?" she asked.

"That's fine." Luke answered as he leaned over to kiss her.

"You're just happy that you could spread your seed." she said as she playfully hit his shoulder.

"Yes, that's just it." he answered sarcastically.

"See, I was right! So tomorrow is Saturday." she changed the subject.

"Yes it is." Luke said wondering where she was going with this.

"So, I have the day off, you can call Caesar to take over for you tomorrow, and we should do something. Like spend the whole day shopping or staying here watching movies, or just cuddle and eat junk food all day long. Well you can eat your rabbit food, but either way, it's stuffing our faces." she ranted.

"Sure."

"Sure?" she asked.

"sure." he repeated.

"Sure? You are just agreeing to this? No 'I have to work, Caesar can't take over'? No 'junk food is bad for the baby.'? No 'I can't stand shopping or watching tons and tons of movies all day long.'?" she asked in astonishment.

"Yep."

"But…why?" she asked him.

"After what we have both been through over the past day, we could both use a break. Junk food is bad for the baby but one day won't kill it. I will say no to the shopping but any other thing I can stand as long as I am spending the day with you." he explained.

"You're so sweet! You do realize that Jake will also be a part of this plan too right?" she asked him.

"Of course."

"So tomorrow we will spend the WHOLE day together as our own little family unit. Maybe go bug Taylor, you know, shop lift, drop all of the eggs on the floor. Huh? Sound fun? And then we can blame it all on Jake who will just happen to pull all of them off the shelves. How does that sound?" she asked with a smile on her face.

"Sounds good." Luke responded happily.

"I like this side of you. So can I get you to drink coffee too?" she asked.

"No. I will never kill myself." he refused.

"Fine, it was worth a try though." she said disappointedly. "Hey! How about you give a back massage now! Doesn't that sound fun?" she asked excitedly.

"depends." he said.

"On what?" she asked.

"On whether I will be cleaning up the coffee in the room or not." he answered.

"You will of course. You really think that I would be the one to clean up?" she asked.

"Then no back massage." he concluded.

"Lucas Danes! Give me a back massage now! Do I need to rant about how I am the pregnant one again?" she asked in disbelief. Luke got up and walked around to the other side of the table, right behind her. "I guess not." she said as Luke started massaging her shoulders. "And this, is why you are still around." she told him with a sigh.

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