A/N: Sorry I didn't update sooner! Well… Enjoy!


Wonka Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight Bar

Mike was walking in circles very annoyed.

"I can't stand it anymore!" He yelled to himself, "I've been here for only like five minutes but I'm losing my head!"

Many Oompa Loompas were staring at him but Mike didn't notice them. Well… He didn't notice them until they started laughing.

"What do you want?" He yelled at the little men.

One Oompa Loompa walked toward Mike and handed him a piece of candy shaped like a star. Mike took it and stared at it for a second.

"Why'd you give me this for?" He asked the Oompa Loompa but it had disappeared. Mike looked around but didn't see any other Oompa Loompas.

Wonder what this tastes like… He thought.

He didn't really think twice he just put the piece of candy in his mouth. He felt a strange sensation pass through his taste buds. He then quickly spit it back out.

"URGH!" Mike wiped his mouth with his sleeve not knowing how that would help to get the horrible taste of the candy go away. "That tasted… EWW!"

He looked around and saw Oompa Loompas laughing at him.

"Right now…" He said to himself, "…My life is a livin' h-"

"Hello Mike!" Violet had just appeared smiling at Mike which kind of freaked him out.

"What'd you want?" He said coldly.

Violet started laughing at him.

"What's so funny?" Mike yelled.

"You!" Violet said.

"What so funny about me blueberry girl?"

"Actually, you're the blueberry now!"

Mike looked at his hands and they were purple.

"What the heck is going on here?"

"The candy that you just ate was to make you change colors!" Violet said pointing at him.

"You are all dead."

At that moment he saw Wonka walking around talking to himself.

"Wonka!" Mike yelled.

"What?" Wonka yelled back. He chuckled to himself when he saw Mike. He walked toward them and said, "What happened to you now?"

"The Oompa Loompas are to playing tricks on me!"

"I can see that…"

"You better get me back to normal Wonka!"

"Don't worry -giggle- I will." Wonka winked at one of the Oompa Loompas and said, "Follow me Mike…"

Wonka walked toward the Bucket's house and Mike followed.

When they got in front of the door Willy said, "Stay here, I'll be right back." And with that Willy entered the Bucket's house.

Mike wasn't a kind of kid that you could call patient. He crossed his arms and looked around. He noticed that some Oompa Loompas were still laughing at him and that Violet was too. Only like two minutes had gone by but for Mike it seemed like an eternity. Mike tapped his foot in annoyance of the people laughing at him. He turned to the door and saw that it was opening. Finally! Mike thought.

Wonka walked out holding a Wonka Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight bar (A/N: Try saying that 5 times really quick!).

"What are you going to do with that?" Mike asked obviously confused.

"I'm not going to do anything…" Wonka replied. "…But you're going to eat it."

"WHAT!"

"Yeah, like you heard it."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you mean?"

"Read my lips!" Wonka pointed his index finger toward his lips and said, "You-Have-To-Eat-This!"

"No I won't!" Mike snapped.

"Yes you do if you want to turn back to your normal self again."

"I'd rather stick a fork in my eye!"

Wonka gasped. "Chocolate-hater!" He whispered to himself.

Just then Violet walked over to where the two were standing.

"Would you also like to be called the human blueberry?" Violet asked Mike. Apparently she had been listening to their conversation.

Mike narrowed his eyes at her. She had something to do with this I just know it! Mike thought.

"FINE! I'll eat the stupid Wonka bar!" Mike yelled and snatched the Bar from Willy's hands.

Wonka wanted so bad to slap him but if he did Charlie would take 'You-know-what' away. (A/N: lol I can't say what the 'You-know-what' is or else Wonka will kill me!) He simply smiled and stared at Mike.

Mike took off the rapper like a 5-year-old would when opening his first present on Christmas Day. Mike looked at the Wonka Bar with suspicion in his eyes. Oh how he detested chocolate! Well other chocolate at least. He'd never tasted a Wonka Bar before but his first chocolate was the worst experience of his life! Other than going into the dumb factory again. He noticed Wonka smile wide and Violet smirk. Mike focus was again put on the Wonka Bar. He slowly opened his mouth and took a small bite of the chocolate.

Wonka and Violet exchanged looks and then looked at Mike. Mike stared at the Wonka Bar petrified. But soon his expression was replaced with a wide smile which kind of scared Willy.

"This…" Mike whispered, "Is… The… Greatest… Thing… That… I have… Ever… Eaten…" Mike took another bite, a rather large bite and ate the rest of his bar.

Mike's eye twitched and his smile was getting wider and wider. Violet was the first to notice Mike changing color. Wonka was too busy looking at Mike as though he was watching a horror movie. Suddenly Mike's wide smile turned into a frown but his eye was still twitching. He looked at Wonka and Willy nearly jumped when Mike's eyes were looking at him. Mike walked toward him and grabbed Wonka's jacket.

Mike drew his face close to the chocolatier's and whispered, "Give me more chocolate."

"If you let go of me and get of my face I will!" Willy yelled.

Mike jumped away from Wonka and his eye still twitching. Wonka called and Oompa Loompa and told the little man to bring Mike a box of Wonka Bars. The Oompa Loompa crossed his arms and walked away.

"Your chocolate should be here shortly…" Said Wonka and then he walked away leaving Mike and Violet alone.

There was silence in the air.

Mike gave a strange giggle and stared at Violet.

"What are you staring at?" Violet said coldly.

"The most prettiest girl in the universe…" Mike mumbled.

"Excuse me?"

Mike giggled again.

"Okay you have to stop giggling!"

"Wanna be my girlfriend?"

"I'm out of here." Violet practically ran away from Mike as fast as she could.

Mike just stared idiotically at Violet running away from him when he felt someone tap his left leg. Mike looked down and saw three Oompa Loompas caring a box. Mike smiled at took it from them.


A/N: OMG! If Mike said that to Violet imagine what he'll say after he eats all the chocolate bars inside the box the Oompa Loompas gave him! Again sorry I didn't update sooner… HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER!