Location: Meeting room (Where it is in the factory? …I don't know…I just pressed a button on the glass elevator and before I knew it I was in a room called 'Meeting Room')


A/N: Sorry I surprised you! You know with the whole thinking this was a chapter and not an A/N.

Mike: Just get on with it!

A/N: I get on with it whenever I want to get on with it! Or at least when Willy says it's okay to tell everyone what the 'You-know-what' is…

Charlie: Talking about Mr. Wonka, where is he?

Violet: …Maybe being stupid…

A/N: HEY! DON'T CALL WILLY STUPID!

Mike: But it's the truth!

A/N: Mumbler…

Mike: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Willy: (Walks into the room) Hi! Uh… What are you guys doing…?

A/N: Talking… (begs) PLEASE TELL ME IF IT'S OKAY IF I TELL EVERYONE WHAT THE 'YOU-KNOW-WHAT' IS!

Willy: NO!

A/N: PLEASE!

Mike: Just tell her Wonka! This is getting annoying…

Charlie: Hey, can't you just make Willy tell you sense you know, you're the author…

A/N: Oh yeah… (Looks at Willy with an evilsh smile)

Willy: Heh heh… FINE! TELL EVERYONE WHAT THE 'YOU-KNOW-WHAT' IS! See if I care…

A/N: YAY!

Willy: (begs) Please don't tell people! PLEASE DON'T! I'll give you all the Wonka Bars you want!

A/N: Mmm… Wonka Bars!

Violet: Hello, Earth to Brittanny! (Author's name!) Story more important than chocolate!

Both Willy and Brittanny: WHAT! CHOCOLATE IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OTHER THING IN THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

Brittanny: Other than my drawings and Johnny De… (Shuts up)

Willy: And Mr. Ch… Hey! I'm Johnny Depp! Well… Kind of… Why is Johnny Depp so important?

Brittanny: Well he's a...

Mike: Oh-oh… Brittanny and Willy spilling out their secrets alert! (Covers Willy's mouth)

Violet: (Covers Brittanny's mouth)

Charlie: This is really, REALLY getting weird…

Violet: (Rolls eyes) Anyways… The next chapter might be updated today or tomorrow…

Mike: I got to find new friends…

Brittanny: (Gets away from Violet) MUMBLER!

Mike: (Lets go of Willy) That does it! (Chases Brittanny all around the factory)

Willy: IF YOU TWO BREAK ANYTHING I'LL… I'll… I don't know what I'd… Well the Oompa Loompas will fix it!

Violet and Charlie: (Exchange looks)

Violet: I'm the one who has to find new friends! (Walks out of room)

Willy: So… What was all this about?

Charlie: (Slaps head)