Will You Be My Valentine?
A/N - Thanks for the reviews guys! I really appreciate it. Updates may be a bit slow. Y'know, writer's block, school, etc. Anyways, here's the next chapter. Hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Sonic characters.
Shadow snickered once again as Sonic shot him another murderous glare. "Will you shut up already!" Sonic barked, his left eye twitching. Shadow did his best to stifle his giggles, but he failed miserably. He burst out into laughter. "Shh-She… Knocked you out, with a hammer!" Shadow smirked as the blue hedgehog let out a cry of frustration. Sonic barred his teeth as he pointed a finger at the smug black furred hedgehog. "Ugh! Man, you are childish! This isn't the first time she's done this, y'know? There was this one time-" Sonic then began to count off the numerous times Amy had hit him with her Piko-Piko Hammer.
Shadow rolled his eyes as he tuned him out. He wasn't sure why, but he really wanted to find a Valentine. He scoffed as he silently berated himself. The ultimate-life form needs no soul-mate. Why should he spend time trying to find some harpy that would keep him from his adventures and lifestyle? Every time this question popped up into his mind though, a small voice piped up naming off reasons as to why he should be spending time to find someone. The annoying voice also had the habit of telling him what to do. Shadow had wondered if he needed to see some sort of psychiatrist, but he decided to just tell the voice to pipe down, resulting with the voice continuing to let its opinions be known. He would then promptly whack himself upside the head which shut the voice up immediately. The only downfall to this action was people giving him strange looks, and asking him if he was mentally ill. He scowled at the memories. Ignorant humans. He wondered just how they dealt with the voices. Knowing them, the weaklings just gave into whatever the voice told them to do. He chuckled, weaklings indeed.
Shadow was suddenly shook from his thoughts as a hand came into contact with his face. With a yell of surprise, he toppled backwards over his chair, landing on the wooden floor with a dull thud. He sat up, glaring daggers at Sonic as he rubbed his cheek. "Ouch! What the hell was that for?" He snapped. Sonic clasped his hands together as he smiled innocently. "What was what for?" He asked with big puppy-dog eyes. Shadow's eyes suddenly widened as he let out a gasp. "Oh my God! Is that Amy with her Piko-Piko Hammer!" Sonic's eyes immediately widened as he glanced about the living room. "Where? WHE-!" His sentence stopped abruptly as hand met flesh. Shadow smirked smugly as Sonic nursed his red cheek. "Owww…." He moaned pathetically. Shadow stuck out his tongue. "Nyah! Gotcha back." Sonic grumbled a few curses underneath his breath as he eyed Shadow warily. "Yeah, yeah. Just be quiet," he whined. A loud roar rumbled throughout the house. Sonic blushed while Shadow gawked at him. "Err… Sorry?" He replied rather sheepishly. "Uhh… Right. Lets just get something to eat," Shadow said in a sober tone. "Chili dogs!" Sonic whooped and raced out of the house. Shadow sighed. Sonic could be suck a kid sometimes.
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Shadow growled, feeling a bit flustered at the moment. "Sonic, I just want you to know that I really HATE you," he grumbled. "Aww, c'mon. It wasn't that bad," he said, trying to comfort the black hedgehog. "But of course. Being unconscious for a few hours isn't that bad," he replied sarcastically. Sonic chuckled nervously. "Eh, I'm sorry?" Shadow merely scoffed and continued to stomp down the sidewalk. "Sorry my ass…" "I'm really sorry? Oh, c'mon! How was I supposed to know that blind dates don't include blindfolds?" Sonic questioned. "Tch. Something called common sense, or have you even heard of it?" Shadow replied, his temper rising.
---Flashback---
"Sonic, I don't think I need to wear a blind fold," Shadow said, taking each step with caution. "Sure you do. It IS called a blind date, after all, isn't it?" Sonic replied. "Sonic, where are you?" "Just follow the sound of my voice," Sonic called out a bit dramatically. Shadow growled. "That's what I'm trying to do you a-" Shadow was quickly cut off as he walked into a metal pole. He stumbled backwards, holding his nose. "OW! Son-of-a-" He then tripped backwards, his head smashing into a mail box. The world whirled around him as his head quickly met the sidewalk and everything went dark. "Shadow? Aw, crap…"
---End Flashback---
"Sonic… you go to your house, and I'll go to my apartment. See you… tomorrow," Shadow growled through clenched teeth. Sonic chuckled nervously once again. "Eh, see you, too." And they both went their separate ways.
A/N - What you see above is my vain attempt at humor, I guess. You may be wondering why I made the interaction between Sonic and Shadow so long. Well, I needed to fill some space, to be honest. Anyways, I'll update as soon as I can. Hope you all enjoyed this chapter.
