A/N: Man, this is quick. The first two chapters were whipped together in one or two episodes of "Queer Eye" all at once. Well, s'not like they're really long or anything…
-O-
"Okay, this should work."
Ansem checked the wires of the massive electro-magnet he'd set up behind a bookshelf. It was aimed directly at Sephiroth, who was sharpening his katana. He had checked and re-checked the wires and setup of the magnet, and was confident it would succeed.
"Here we go," Ansem said uncertainly. He flipped the switch and with a soft hum the magnet came to life. For a moment, nothing happened. Ansem frowned.
Sephiroth was still chewing the paperclip. The magnet was powerful enough to pull it right out of his mouth. But nothing was happening. Ansem glared at the magnet. Then Sephiroth's katana quivered ominously.
"…Uh-oh…" The katana quivered again, then flew straight towards Ansem, point first. He panicked and swore loudly, backing into a bookcase. The katana shot through the books, skewering several. Ansem would have been annoyed beyond words… if he hadn't been too busy fearing for his life. The katana impaled the magnet and stuck there.
Ansem glared at the magnet.
"Dammit."
-End bit three…-
A/N: Leave it to Ansem to just happen to have a large magnet lying around.
Masanori: Hey Ansem! Dumb question. D'you happen to have any large magnets lying around I can borrow?
Ansem: Sure, just gotta find it!
Masanori: O.O;;
(Laughs)
