Hmph, this fic didn't take long… oh well. Whatever.
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Ansem stood in the door, glaring at Sephiroth. He was still chewing on the paperclip. Nothing Ansem did seemed to be working.
Finally he had to go to the plan he'd been hoping to avoid.
He walked up to Sephiroth and kissed him hard on the lips.
Sephiroth's eyes widened. They widened even further as he felt Ansem's tongue slip into his mouth. Shocked as he was, Sephiroth was unable to resist.
Almost got it… Ansem thought. There!
Ansem drew back, grinning triumphantly. He revealed the paperclip between his teeth.
"I win!" he said after spitting out the paperclip. Sephiroth stared at him, face redder than when Ansem had caught him singing Malice Mizer and mouth agape. Ansem watched Sephiroth warily, wondering what he'd do.
"Wh… wha… what…?" Sephiroth stammered. Was that… just to get the paperclip?
"You look ridiculous, standing there like that," Ansem said indifferently. He idly examined his nails and glanced at Sephiroth. He walked up to him and hugged him close. After a second, Sephiroth tentatively hugged him back.
"Was that just to get the paperclip?" Sephiroth asked. Ansem drew back and looked at him.
"You tell me," Ansem replied before kissing him.
-End. Period.-
A/N: Yep, the last bit. Oh well. Okies! If you couldn't get the song from the last bit, here it is: "Gekka No Yasou Kyoku". Misao and Makoto: I swear that I will laugh myself out of my chair if you didn't get that.
