A/N: I know I said the previous chapter would be the last, but this came to me while I was at Misao's house doing a Health project on mushrooms. Go figure. ANYWAY… on with the show! …Wow. Been a while since I used a Queen reference…
Yanno what's fun? Spinning around your room listening to "Gekka No Yasoukyoku – de I'image" by… you guessed it, Malice Mizer! XD
Double update cuz it made more sense. Yeah...
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Riku drew abruptly away from the door, a horrified expression on his face.
"What?" Maleficent asked. The two had seen the preparations of some of Ansem's wilder schemes (like the magnet) and were wondering what he was doing.
"Have a listen," Riku said disgustedly. Maleficent cast him a strange look, and bent to the door. With a cry of disgust, the witch backed away from the door, tripping on her robes and falling over.
"Wha… wha… what are they doing?" she cried.
"Each other, it would seem—"
"Hey you two, what's up?"
Maleficent and Riku both turned to see Sora walking up to them, a quizzical expression on his face.
"I can think of— OW!" Riku yelped as Maleficent ground the end of her staff into his foot, an evil grin spreading across her face.
"Why don't you go have a listen at the door?" she asked sweetly. Watching her warily as he wondered why she was so cheerful, Sora walked up to the door and pressed his ear to it. His eyes widened.
"Are they… moaning?" he said incredulously.
"Yep. I don't even want to know why," Riku groaned, still rubbing his foot.
Maleficent muttered a few unintelligible words, and peered into the crystal atop her staff. She blinked; then hurriedly wiped it clear. She conjured a sign out of nowhere and hung it on the door. Do Not Disturb. It was written in bold, red letters.
"Hopefully that will stop those of an inquisitive mind," she said as she, Sora, and Riku left.
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Not an hour later two black-haired girls, one with cat ears and the other a vampire, walked up to the door.
"Why d'ya reckon Maleficent put this up?" Ace, the vampire, asked.
"Dunno," the other, Masanori, answered. "Shall we look?"
"We shall."
The two opened the door. Their faces turned crimson. Ace hurriedly backed out of the door as Masanori pulled a camera out of Hammerspace. She snapped the shutter a few times, then backed out as well. The two raced to Masanori's room. They plugged her camera into the printer of her laptop, turned Malice Mizer (the Merveilles CD) back on, and printed the pictures.
Their faces cracked into identical grins.
"One fer us…" Ace said, depositing half the pictures in Hammerspace.
"…And one for the Internet!" Masanori finished. Their laughter was almost louder than Malice Mizer. Almost.
-End, really and truly.-
A/N: Okies, you'd hafta be pretty dense to not be able to guess what Ansem and Sephiroth were doing. Anyway… yay, more Malice Mizer advertising! XD
