Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha… sadly
A/N: I added more to the chapter…SORRY I TOOK SO LONG! I was busy… but I rewrote the chapter…Chapter 3 in Process.
Chapter 2: Ukaran, meet Inuyasha
Inuyasha ran down the steps when he heard Kagome fall to the floor with a 'Thump'. His eyes widened when he saw Naraku holding Kagome in his arms and began to carry her into the living room with Mrs. Higurashi not too far behind.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF KAGOME!" Inuyasha screamed charging at the black-haired man.
"Wh-What? OOMPH!"
The next thing Inuayasha knew, he was on top of Kagome and Naraku who was breathing heavily. He grabbed the unconscious Kagome and stood up.
"I know your evil Naraku, but I can't believe you would come to Kagome's time just so you could steal her and so I would follow."
Naraku blinked. "Huh?"
"Feh. You must thing your so smart but I'm onto your little plan. You wanted to lure me by using Kagome as bait. Why do you want us in the Feudal Era so bad, huh Naraku? Another little trap you set up there?"
Naraku raised an eyebrow "Feudal Era? Plan? Trap? What are you talking about? And why are you in that costume in the middle of August?" His red eyes looked up at his ears and grabbed them. "Why do you have ears? It's not Halloween.."
Inuyasha's eyes widened at the sudden movement and dropped Kagome to whip out the Tetsaiga. As his hand grabbed the handle to pull it out and slash Naraku to pieces, Kagome began to stir.
Blinking and rubbing her eyes a bit, she sat up and looked at a pair of golden eyes looking at her.
"Huh? Where am I? Itai! My head hurts…" her hands automatically rubbed the bump on her head.
"Are you ok? Are you hurt? Did he touch you? Do you know who I am?" Inuyasha stooped down to her level and his eyes were shining with concern.
"Inuyasha …" she said with passion.
"Hello Kagome." The greeting seemed familiar and sent chills down her spine. Suddenly, a hand was outstretched to help her up and she met the eyes of the person who greeted her. Glaring she slapped the hand away and grabbed onto Inuyasha to haul herself back onto her feet.
"Hello to you too…Naraku."
"Why does everyone call me Naraku? I'm not this Naraku you speak of. I'm Ukaran."
The two friends looked at each other and blinked.
"What? You don't believe me?"
"Um, no. Your Naraku, your from the Feudal Era, you're trying to find the Shikon jewel shards so you can have ultimate power, you're an evil demon that wants to kill us so you can have our shards, and we're trying to kill you." Inuyasha stated.
Ukaran stood there and chuckled. "You're really into this Halloween thing aren't you?"
"Hell-Oh-Ween?" Inuyasha said confused.
Kagome quickly tried to cover it up. "He-um suffers from short-term memory loss and sometimes forgets the date! And I guess today is October 31st! Heh…Heh..."
Ukaran raised an eyebrow at the confused Inuyasha and the blushing Kagome.
"That was a lame excuse Kagome." whispered Inuyasha.
"Shut-up" Kagome replied and turned back to Ukaran. "So, Nar-I mean Ukaran, how'd you meet my mother?"
"Well, we meet at the mall. I was shopping for my two young girls, Kanna and Kagura."
"A-HA!" Iunyasha declared, pointing at Naraku's look-alike. "Kanna and Kagura AREN'T your daughters!"
"They aren't?"
"Don't play dumb Naraku. They're your spawns of eeeeeeeeeeeeevil!" Inuyasha said using weird little hand motions.
Kagome rolled her eyes and apologized to Ukaran about Inuyasha's freaky behavior.
"KAGOME! What are you DOING?" screamed Inuaysha grabbing Kagome by the arms. "You're apologizing to the ENEMY! EN-EH-MEE! WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?"
"I can 'apologize' with whom ever I want to. And besides, he probably isn't Naraku anyway."
"Yeah, sure Kagome, when Shippo flies!" Inuyasha yelled sarcastically wailing his arms.
Kagome stood there with a smirk.
"Actually Shippo can fly. He can transform into anything that has the ability to fly remember?"
"Feh. Shut-up!"
"Who's Shi-" Ukaran began but was of course interrupted by the yelling couple.
Kagome stuck her tongue out at the hanyou and simply stated, "Bite me."
Inuyasha turned about a hundred shades of red and let go of Kagome turning around to hide his red face. His meaning of that little statement gave him a very perverted mental picture in his head.
"You wish…" he muttered 'And so do I…'
Ukaran watching the little argument and was as confused as ever and gave Mrs. H a look.
"Perhaps I should explain." All three heads turned to look at Mrs. Higurashi who had been standing there silently throughout the entire thing. She sighed and motioned for everyone to take a seat in the living room.
Kagome sat on the couch next to the blushing Inuyasha who crossed his arms and glared at Naraku some more. Kagome examined the man and realized that he looked exactly like Naraku except his a hair was cut short and was wearing a suit.
His legs were crossed and he glanced at his golden watch. It looked pretty damn expensive.
"Now, Kagome I told you last week that I was going to meet new people to date right?"
"Yes. But-"
"This is Ukaran, and he's my new boyfriend."
"Feh, kinda figured that out when Kagome saw you two making out in the kitchen doorway…"
Both adults blushed and Kagome ignored the entire conversation. She was lost in her own thoughts.
'Maybe he's Naraku's great-great-great-great grandson. But then that means, that Inuyasha and me didn't defeat him. So we must've perished during the fight…all of us…'Gulping down the thought she fought back the tears. The thought of losing all that mattered to her in the Feudal Era crushed her. 'That can't be possible…he could be Naraku's reincarnation…it's either that or Naraku made another incarnation.'
Kagome then realized that there was something she always wanted to ask Naraku. In the middle of Inuyasha and Ukaran's argument about wither it was ok to wear 'fake' ears in the house, Kagome said out of the blue "Why do you wear eye shadow?"
Mrs. Higurashi stared at her daughter with an unreadable expression between embarrassed and afraid.
Inuyasha just went into a fit of laughter but immediately stopped when Mrs. H glared the way Kagome does when she's ultra pissed. Guess that glare runs in the family.
Ukaran looked embarrassed but covered it up quickly. "I think it makes me look handsome." And he then gave a charming smile, making Mrs. Higurashi giggle.
'Yep, that was a COMPLETE Naraku statement.' Kagome thought.
Ukaran looked at his watch and his eyes widened with panic. "Oh Kami! I…um.have to be home right now! The…uh… girls are probably worried about me! Bye dear call me later!" And with that, the red-eyed man winked at Mrs. Higurashi and dashed out of the house.
Kagome blinked for the second or third time that day. "Well, that was interesting…"
Inuayasha was staring at the door with a long glare and a small growl lingering in his throat. Kagome put a hand on Inuyasha's shoulder and smiled.
"I'm going to take a shower." She said, breaking Inuyasha's staring contest with the door.
Inuyasha stopped and watched her go up the stairs.
'She just makes me want to…' His stomach grumbled and roared making him interrupt his thoughts. '…eat'. Making his way to the kitchen, he looked around for his precious ramen. A wave of scents hit him when he walked into the room. So many delicious things were baking in the heating device Kagome's mother uses to cook with. He took another whiff of what seemed to smell like Kaede's chicken ten times better.
Curiosity got the better of him and he just had to have some. Looking around to make sure no one was there; he opened the oven and went to pick up the metal pan. But when his fingers touched the metal, he yelped in pain and glared at the food sitting there menacingly. Just to be sure that him being here created no suspicion, he decided to punch in numbers as Kagome usually does.
"Let's see…how about 5-0-0 with that little 'f'thingamajig and 2-0 min-ahts. Yeah, that outta do it!" Forgetting his hunger for ramen, he went up the stairs and ran right into Souta.
"INUYASHA! YOU'RE HERE!" the little boy yelled, throwing his arms around the hanyou.
"Yeah-Yeah" he said ruffling Souta's hair.
"Hey Inuyasha, why do you hang around Nii-chan so much? Do you like her or something?"
Inuyasha facefaulted but rearranged himself quickly yet woozily. His eyes wide and in a daze he stammered words that were unrecognizable to Souta but he finally resorted the only word Souta knew.
"Feh."
Smirking, Souta walked down the hallway to his bedroom and beckoned Inuyasha inside. Confused, he walked inside and crossed his arms. He sniffed the room a bit and it was filled with the scent of Souta. Not as sweet as Kagome's scent, but you could tell they were related. Souta then started jabbering about this new VID-EE-O fighting game that kicked butt.
While telling Inuyasha about the fight with the evil demon lord, Inuyasha sat on the chair in front of the COME-PE-OO-TER or whatever Kagome called it. But upon sitting on the chair, it swerved to the left. Jumping out of the seat immediately he yelled
"WIND SCAR!"
The poor chair never knew what hit him...because it was soon a pile of ashes on the floor. Satisfied with his actions, Inuyasha walked over to Souta who was staring at the huge whole in his wall.
"That…was…SO COOL!"
Grinning Inuayasha slung his sword over his shoulder.
"I know."
"Your so conceited Inuyasha" came a response from the doorway.
Inuyasha knew that sweet jasmine scent and looked up into the two brown eyes he knew so well.
His Kagome.
Wearing nothing but a towel.
With her cleavage showing.
Ah yes, it was good to be alive.
Until…
"KAGOME! MY CHICKEN POT PIE!"
'Uh-oh…'
A/N: longer than my other chapter…but I will have more Humor and Weirdness later. Hugs n Kisses!
