Disclaimer: yet again…I do not own the characters!
A/N: I liked the last chapter better than the others! A little more fluffy-ness if you know what I mean. This chapter will have more interaction between the other characters. Like Sesshomaru and Kouga. And…well some PMS.
Chapter 4- Inuyasha's Sex Mode and Sesshomaru's Entrance
"Like my stickers?"
The color drained from Kagome's face when she saw three Kotex pads on Shippo; one on the front of his vest, one on his face, and the other…on his cute little kitsune butt. Kagome wanted to scream!
'THOSE WERE MY LAST PADS!' she thought, but it was worse that Shippo was wearing them in front of Inuyasha.
Inuyasha…oh great. Now here comes the usual routine; trying to figure out what it is, asking what it is, where it came from, how he can get one, and if he can have it. If he found out what it was…no…she wouldn't LET him find out. But…there are the consequences. For example…the rubber duck incident on April Fools Day.
Souta had put the stupid bath toy in Kagome's backpack for kicks and she forgot it was still there when she got back to the Feudal Era. Inuyasha was looking through her bag for his favorite ramen noodles when he came across it. Kagome saw him from the corner of her eye looking at the yellow toy in his claws. He thought it was a duck youkai that challenged him to a staring contest.
"I'm gonna win you stupid youkai!" yelled Inuyasha setting the squeak toy onto a nearby rock. And with that movement, the imaginary contest began.
Kagome sighed and went back to work on cooking the ramen Inuyasha was supposed to get. While cooking, she heard Inuyasha growling and even barking! She walked over to Inuyasha and placed the ramen in front of him. Inuyasha sniffed the intoxicating scent of the chicken noodles in the cup. It was almost too much to bear, but the mighty Inuyasha couldn't back down from a challenge.
'I will not lose to a stupid duck youkai!' thought Inuyasha as his eyes began to water due to the steam rising from the cup.
Kagome watched with amusement as Inuyasha screamed in frustration and shut his tearing eyes. He looked MEGA pissed. So pissed in fact, that he grabbed the duck and squeezed it.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEAK
"WHAT THE HELL?" Inuyasha cried jumping away from the duck. "That's IT! Your going down!" and the poor little ducky never squeaked again.
Kagome snapped out of her flashback moment and stared at Shippo who was dancing around Inuyasha.
"I have something you don't! I have something you don't!" he chanted as he transformed into his big pink blob form. He gnawed on Inu's head taunting him about his new stickers that Kagome gave him. (more like stole..) Inuyasha's blood began to boil and he sent a warning growl to Shippo.
"Gimme' that!" he yelled as he ripped off the sticker on Shippo's face.
"Ouchie!" he cried as he transformed back into a kitsune. "KAGOME! Inuyasha took my sticker!"
Sango and Miroku have been watching with interest the entire time. Sango actually was red in the face from embarrassment knowing what Shippo was wearing, but found it funny that Inuyasha wanted one himself.
'Poor Kagome must be dying from embarrassment!' Sango thought with sympathy.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Shippo yelled as Inuyasha started chasing after him.
"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE RUNT!"
"KAGOME!" Shippo screamed as he hid behind Kagome, using her as shield from the hanyou. But it was too late for Inuyasha, he was running too fast to stop and he slammed into Kagome and Shippo. Without realizing the position she was in, she yelled "SIT BOY!" and they were both pulled into the ground, him on top of her. Luckily for Shippo, he jumped off at last minute and ran safely to Kirara who shuddered.
'Oh great. The kitsune.' Kirara sighed (or mewed) and felt an arm go around her. It was Shippo.
"Kagome's scary, isn't she Kirara?"
'OH MY GOD! He smells like Miroku's dirty feet, Sango's armpits, Kagome's perfume, and Inuyasha's icky dog breath! That is NOT a good combo. Can't. Take. The. SMELL!' Kirara looked at Shippo and fell over.
"Kirara? Are you tired? You can lean on me." Shippo took Kirara's limp head and placed it in his lap.
In the meantime, Kagome was in her own predicament. Inuyasha was on top of her with his face imbedded in her breasts. And the worst part was, he couldn't move. Truth is, Inuyasha loved this position but Kagome didn't seem to enjoy it…at first.
"INUYASHA! GET OFF OF ME!" She screamed trying to move her body, but her muscles felt like jelly. She was fortunate she had the gift of voice or else she would've…she would've…done other things.
"IMF YOUFRM FMHHTALLF!" He managed to scream into her chest. Kagome shivered.
"IT IS NOT MY FAULT!" She managed to scream with a red face. Inuyasha could've sworn she moaned a bit when he talked. His vocal chords must've vibrated and caused her to shiver with pleasure.
'This is gonna be fun for the next few seconds!' Inuyasha thought as he already started to feel the spell wear off.
"Khffagohhmeh"
"Y-yeah?" she stuttered as she felt his lips form a smirk.
'Hehe' he thought as he licked her neck. She screeched and squirmed but he grabbed her wrist with his clawed hands. She could have sworn she saw a glint of red in his eyes but she seemed to calm down a bit at the sudden movement.
Sango's eyes widened.
'I gotta get her out of there!' She had to think fast or this could get…wet. (A/N: if you catch my drift) She looked at Miroku who was watching the scene with a goofy look on his face.
"Miroku!" yelled Sango as Inuyasha started to undo Kagome's tie. Kagome didn't look like she was going to do anything about it anytime soon.
"Uh-huh…" Miroku said staring at the now intense scene. But he was snapped out of his trance when Sango slapped him across the face.
"Miroku! This could get really bad! I'm a demon slayer, I know what happens to demons when they smell lust in someone's blood."
"Then Kagome must be thinking REALLY lustful thoughts." He stated looking at the couple in the crater once more.
"What are we gonna do about this Sango? If you know about what ticks the demon into sex mode, then what gets them out of it?"
"I have no idea Miroku."
"Maybe something from Kagome's time will help?" He asked suggestively. Sango looked at Kagome's enormous yellow bag and prayed there was something to stop Inuyasha and Kagome from getting intimate. Well TOO intimate. It was bad enough that Shippo was watching. …SHIT SHIPPO!
"MIROKU! GET SHIPPO!"
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"I'm on it!" Miroku yelled grabbing Shippo and Kirara and running towards the well averting Shippo's eyes.
"BUT I WANNA SEE! IT WAS JUST GETTIN TO THE GOOD PART!"
"Yeah I know how you feel Shippo. But I can't watch either. It's too 'mature'."
"But I thought you were an adult?"
"Yes I am an adult, but apparently I'm not mature."
"But don't you do mature things?"
"Like what?"
"Like taking advantage of other girls, trying to get in bed, and taking your stick and-"
"Whoa there buddy! Who told you that?"
"Oh the girls were talking about it at the hot springs."
"Do you know what those things mean?"
"Not a clue."
"That's my boy!"
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Sango was frantically pulling things out of the bag that she never saw before. Boxes of tissues, tampons, triscits, ALL THE T'S! She grabbed some water (finally, something she knew!) that was in a plastic bottle and ran to the crater. While averting her eyes she poured water onto Inuyasha and the now shirtless unconscious Kagome.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR SANGO?" Inuyasha screamed jumping out of the crater, glaring at the taija.
"Saving Kagome from you! Look at yourself!"
"I…don't know what happened. What DID happen?"
"Why don't you ask your unconscious naked friend in the shit hole Inuyasha." Stated a familiar voice.
"Sesshomaru."
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"Where is he? We've been looking for three whole weeks and there still isn't any sign of this demon!"
"You mean I've been looking for three weeks. You've been following me! Hey wait! Why are you following me?"
"I am your future wife after all Kouga!"
"For the MILLIONTH time Ayame, you are not my wife!"
"Then who is? It isn't that human girl with the dog is it?"
"She isn't just any ordinary human! She's gorgeous and smart and funny and-"
"…you just like her because of her ability to see shards isn't it?"
"Well…yeah."
"UGH! I've tried everything to get you to like me but I guess you don't want me hanging around you!"
"Well you guessed RIGHT!"
Ayame rolled her eyes. As IF she was gonna actually leave Kouga's side. Every insult that Kouga threw at her didn't matter. Even if he yelled in her face that she was an ugly wolf bitch who would never be his women no matter what she would still love him.
"Kouga! Listen to me I-"
"Hold that annoying thought for a second. I think I heard something in the bushes."
"You think it's the demon that has the Shikon shard?"
"Pretty sure. That bastard of a monster better give me back my shard!"
Something moved in the bushes. There was a lot of movement, as if someone was trying to get out.
"Stay behind me Ayame."
"Kouga…"
"You aren't strong enough to defeat a huge demon as this."
"Is it because I'm a girl that you won't met me fight!"
"No, you'll just get in my WAY! Like you're doing now!"
Ayame sniffed the air for a second and realized it wasn't the demon's scent. She smirked. It was…
"Oh Kouga. Defeat the evil demon behind the big bushes! I am but a weak female wolf who is not as strong as you! Save us from the brink of death!" she said to Kouga, acting like a pro.
"Keh. So you finally realized how stupid females are! That's why they need us!"
'We'll see who the stupid one is.'
"Watch a pro at work Ayame." Kouga said as he yelled his battle cry and flung himself into the bushes where the creature was…
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