Authors note: I don't own south park or any of these songs but pay attention because I will be giving stage directions during the song enjoy
(the scene opens we see Stan standing on top of a hill, only he is much older now he begins to sing)
Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deers just went running by, Oh the snows pure and white, on the earth rich and brown, just another Friday morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and as you know
the streets completely covered with snow,
We'd be off if we lived in any other town
But alas I'll go to school,
To learn the golden rule,
Another Friday morning in my quiet little mountain town.
Stan: Hey Kyle
Kyle: Hey Stan, why were you singing?
Stan: I don't know, its this weird disease going around that causes people to sing at random, look!
(pans over to Mrs. Garrison, who is on her knees singing to Mr. Slave)
Garrison: All by my self, don't wanna be, all by myself.
(pans back to Stan)
Stan: See!
Kyle: Whoa dude!
Stan: But the worst part is most of the songs are ones no one has ever heard of, songs from like 50 years ago!
Cartman: What are you assholes up to?
Stan: Cartman, have you noticed that everyone around here just keeps singing at random? Cartman? Cartman?
Cartman: I'm a genie in a bottle baby, gotta rub me the right way hunny, I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come come come on and let me out.
Kyle: Ok, that is just wrong on so many levels.
Stan: Who cares, We gotta get to school,
All: Off to South Park high we'll go,
Where we learn everything that we know,
cuz at school we learn more than our parents ever will,
Stan: And soon my life may be complete,
Cuz Wendy sure is sweet
Cartman: Super sweet.
(Stan punches him then they start singing again)
All: Thank God, we live in this quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash kick ass U.S.A.
(they do their song and dance in the school parking lot, with a big finish, with fireworks, everyone applauds)
Well thats it did you enjoy it? I hope so, remember to review, hell I'll let you flame me if you want, more soon.
songs used in this: Mountain town-spblu
All by myself: Eric Carmen
Genie in a bottle: Christina Agularia
