Authors note: I still don't own South Park otherwise you would be watching this right now.
Scene: Hallway of South Park high school. We pan and see our two favorite boys Stan and Kyle.
Stan: So,
Kyle is today the big day?
Kyle: How do you mean?
Stan: Well
are gonna ask Bebe out?
Kyle: I dunno maybe
Stan: Kyle, ya
gotta ask her out or someone else will.
Kyle: I just don't know if
I'm ready for that kind of commitment, Quiet they're coming this
way.
Wendy: Hey Stan.
Stan: Hey Wendy, Hey Bebe.
Bebe: Hi,
Stan
Wendy: Hey Stan, are you doing anything tonite?
Stan:
Yeah, I already promised Kyle we'd play pool, but how about
tomorrow?
Wendy: Sure that sounds great, see you later?
Stan:
Oh hang on a sec girls, Kyle didn't you wanna ask Bebe a
question?
Bebe: (intrigued) Really?
Wendy: Well what did you
wanna ask?
Kyle: I, I,
Bebe: Well, what did you wanna ask
me?
Kyle: I, I, I,
Wendy: He's not gonna sing is he?
Stan:
He might
Kyle: I, I, I
Bebe: (annoyed) Just say it Kyle.
Kyle:
I, I
Kyle: I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on
you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
(Pushes
Bebe against the locker)
But it's gonna take money
A whole
lotta spending money
It's gonne take plenty of money
To do it
right child
(does a crazy dance)
It's gonna take time
A
whole lot of precious time
It's gonna take patience and time
To
do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it,
To do it right
child
(some of the minor characters begin singing background)
I
got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind
set on you
I got my mind set on you
(Kyle singing directly at
bebe begins dancing toward her)
And this time I know it's for
real
The feelings that I feel
I know if I put my mind to it
I
know that I really can do it
(now hugging Bebe)
I got my mind
set on you
Set on you
I got my mind set on you
Set on
you
(Bebe now singing begins to grind with Kyle)
But it's gonna
take money
A whole lotta spending money
It's gonna take plenty
of money
To do it right child
(does her sexy dance)
It's
gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
It's gonna take
patience and time,
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do
it,
To do it right child
(Kyle finishes the song with his own
dance sliding on his knees)
I got my mind set on you
I got my
mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on
you
Kyle: (breathing heavily and on his knees ) So, what do
you say Bebe? Will you go out with me Saturday night?
Bebe: Kyle,
anyone who would randomly break out into song for me must be worth
it, so of course I will go out with you.
Kyle: That's great Bebe,
can you get me some water? (Kyle then collapses and Bebe rushes to
revive him)
Wendy: Stan, What time are you and Kyle going
out?
Stan: Around 7 why?
Wendy: Well my parents aren't gonna be
home for a while. So you could come over to my place for a
while.
Stan: I'll see after school
Scene: After school, Stan walks up to Wendy's house singing of course
Stan: Gonna
find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon
delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why
wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a
little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always
gonna be there any way
(Wendy answers the door wearing a sexy
outfit which leaves very little to the imagination, grabs Stan and
pulls him in, slamming the door)
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my
appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin'
sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought
of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in
flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon
delight
(Now are under the covers)
Started out this morning
feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who
wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I
might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight
Sky rockets in
flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon
delight
Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around
We
could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down
(Now starting to
get dressed, but then decide to give it another go)
Thinkin' of
you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon
delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks
ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky
rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon
delight
Afternoon delight!
Well that's chapter two, hope you enjoyed it, please review that'll tell me if I should continue or just quit, or what to change thanks for your time. Songs used in this chapter: Afternoon delight-Starland Vocal band, Got my mind set on you-George Harrison
