Okay I finally thought of a beginning for this. I know the middle and end, but how to set up the beginning, I had no idea. This first chapter sucks. My first chapters always suck. But the story always gets better. It is only the first chapter that sucks, usually. Forgive me if this sucks...
It also sucks because it's far too short. Chapters are longer but I couldn't think of a beginning so forgive me because this first chapter sucks...
Trouble at Camp
Starfire, Robin, Raven and Sapphire met outside the main room. They had all been rudely awakened by...
"YOU TOFU EATING GREEN BOY!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY PORK CHOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NEVER, YOU CRUEL MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'M NO MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR TOFU BREATH REAKS SO BAD IT KNOCKED JINX UNCONSCIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'M STILL NOT GIVING YOU YOU'RE PORK CHOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'M STANDING UP FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It had been a few weeks since May-Lin and Sapphire had joined the team. A few things had changed for better and a few things stayed the same...for worse.
May-Lin was already awake and seemed to have known Beast Boy was going to attempt to steal Cyborg's meat, as she was marching in circles in her floral night gown on the table with a sign reading: "Don't eat meat! Vegans, stand up for the little guys!".
By 'little guys' May-Lin meant all the animals.
It took Sapphire and Raven's powers to get Cyborg his pork chops and to refrain Beast Boy and May-Lin.
"Give the animals justice, you carnivore!" May-Lin screamed at Cyborg, "It wouldn't kill you to eat tofu or vegetables for once!!!"
"Yeah it would" Cyborg responded.
Raven and Sapphire just shook their heads as Raven started making her herbal tea and Sapphire waited patiently so he could make his green tea.
Robin sighed as he took out some pancake mixture and poured it into the frying pan. In a matter of minutes, his pancakes were done. He served them up on two plates, one for him, one for Starfire.
He scooped some chocolate ice cream on top of one plate of pancakes and then he poured on a teaspoon of chocolate sauce.
"Hey, Robin, why do you only put a little bit of chocolate sauce on?" Cyborg asked him.
"I'm just making it last longer"
"Weirdo" Cyborg muttered.
"Dude, didn't you just HEAR me and May-Lin!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE THE ANIMALS JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Beast Boy screeched.
"Yeah" May-Lin said.
"Note to self: There's three weirdos" Cyborg muttered, again.
Robin took the two plates. Handing one to Starfire he sat down.
Starfire thanked Robin and then got up, got the mustard, and started flooding her pancakes with it.
"That's not weird. That's just plain nasty!" Cyborg stated.
Starfire had a confused look on her face. She was about to say something when Raven looked at the clock.
"Oh, great! We're going to be late for school! That's just perfect!" Raven said sarcastically.
Quickly finishing breakfast, the titans left the tower, in a rush and started running for school.
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The titans arrived in the corridor. Everything was quiet...everything was...peaceful...
Wait a minute - peaceful?!? School!?!?! It is impossible that school could be peaceful so something MUST be wrong...
The titans searched every single room in the building. Everything was peaceful and no students nor teachers could be found.
There was only one room they hadn't checked, the hall.
They peered into the hall. Every student was there. The titans sneaked inside the hall, unnoticed.
Mr Hendgely was at the microphone, clearing his throat.
"And our last important announcement is that now, according to the new curricular, which was so kindly made the Education Minister, it is compulsory that ALL students must attend a four week camp. School ends early today because the camps start tomorrow and you all need to start packing for our camping trips!!! There will be four buses; each bus will be going to a different place. But all places will have a mountainous terrain and have forests. Failure to attend the camp results in the punishment of Summer School" Mr Hendgely said.
"WHAT THE F#CK!!! The Education Minister has officially ruined my life AGAIN!!!!!! WHY CAMP!!!! HOW COME YOU HAVE TO BE SO EVIL AND RUIN MY LIFE, ED MINISTER YOU F#CK WIT!!!!!!!!!!" Raven yelled.
"I beg your pardon!!!" Mr Hendgely said, in shock, "That's no way for a young lady to be talking"
"SHUT THE F#CK UP!!!"
"Anyway, like I said, school's over early to give you time to pack. Everyone, collect your bags and go home!!! EXCEPT you Raven. I think you need a little meeting with Mr Soap"
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Told you it sucked!!!
