Scene: Monday morning, most of the boys are sitting on the school steps just talking about the weekend.
Stan: So Kyle how was your date
with Bebe?
Kyle: (with the giddy school girl look) I'm in love,
(now back to Normal) How was your date with Wendy?
Stan: (with an
evil look in his eyes) Wouldn't you like to know.
Kyle: Ok now
you deffinatley gotta tell us now, hell I'll even let you sing
it.
Stan: Ok, I'll tell you
Stan: I never knew how complete
love could be
'Til she kissed me and said
Baby, please, go all
the way
It feels so right
Being with you here tonight
Please,
go all the way
Just hold me close
Don't ever let me go
I
couldn't say what I wanted to say
'Til she whispered, I love
you
So please, go all the way
It feels so right
Being with
you here tonight
Please, go all the way
Just hold me
close
Don't ever let me go
(Stan stands up and starts dancing
like a character out of, well a musical)
Before her love
I was
cruel and mean
I had a hole in the place
Where my heart should
have been
But now I've changed
And it feels so strange
I
come alive when she does
All those things to me
And she
says
Boys: come on
Stan: Come on
Boys: come on
Stan:
Come on
Boys: come on
Stan:Come on
Boys: come on
Stan: I
need you
Boys:come on
Stan: I love you
Boys: come on
Stan:I
need you
Boys: come on
Stan: Oh, oh, baby
All: Please, go
all the way
It feels so right
Being with you here
tonight
Please, go all the way
Just hold me close
Don't ever
let me go
Go all the way
Cartman: (hitting the high notes)
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Kyle: We really have to stop singing
soon.
Cartman: You guys wanna hear about what I did on
Saturday?
Kyle: No that's ok.
Cartman: Oh, what a night,
Late December back in '63.
What a very special time for me, What a
lady, what a night
Stan: No you didn't Cartman, and quit
ruining one of my favorite songs.
Kyle: Stan how did you get Wendy
to have sex with you two days in a row.
Stan; Believe it or not
she was begging me.
Kyle: Really, has she ever done anything like
this before?
Stan: No, this is a first, but hey I'm not
complaining.
(the two share a laugh as the camera pans over to
Wendy and Bebe)
Bebe: I can't believe you slept with him two
days in a row.
Wendy: Believe me I needed it.
Bebe: Wendy you
weren't in an accident recently were you? Cuz I read a story about
this woman who hit her head when she fell on a bus, and she craved
sex as a result of her head trauma.
Wendy: Bebe, I'm not a sex
addict. It's just that I haven't seen Stan for a while, you know I've
been so busy with swimming, and speech I've just not been able to
spend any time with him.
Bebe: I'm just a little worried for you
Wendy.
Wendy: I won't get hurt, stop being such a Negative Nancy.
By the way how was your date with Kyle?
Bebe: (with a giddy
school girl look) I'm in love, we spent the entire night just
dancing.
Wendy: You're a hopeless romantic Bebe.
(the two
giggle as we pan over to Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Butters, it's now
after school)
Cartman: I don't care what you guys say I'm
going to prom this year, they have little crab cakes there.
Kyle:
Cartman you couldn't get a date if your life depended on it.
Cartman:
Oh, yeah well up yours Jew. It just so happens I already have someone
in mind.
Stan: Who?
Cartman: Stacy Cortow.
Kyle: How are you
gonna go to prom with her she's only a Junior?
Cartman: Kyle,
don't you realize that the Juniors on prom committee get to go? And
Stacy is on prom committee.
Kyle: What makes you think she'll
wanna go out with you anyway.
Cartman: No woman can resist the
charm of Eric Theodore Cartman. There she is, gotta go.
Kyle: Hey
guys I'm gonna take off too, I promised Bebe I'd take her out for an
early dinner.
Stan: On a Monday?
Butters: Ah, young love, is
there anything so sweet? I wish I could get the courage to ask
Jessica out.
Stan: God why is everyone so obsessed with asking
people out?
Butters: Aw, Stan perhaps you don't even realize what
love is anymore cuz you've been with Wendy for so long, But with
Jessica, I know it's real
Stan: Your not gonna sing are
you?
Butters: The hills are alive with the sound of music. No
I guess not.
Stan: Look If you really want Jessica why don't you
just talk to her.
Butters: You're right Stan maybe I will
(Butters
walks away)
Stan: That's great Butters. (to himself) What have I
done?
Well that's chapter four, a bit rushed I know but that's what you get when you're working on this at 3 in the morning, oh well its still pretty decent I think. Songs in this chapter: Please go all the way- Raspberries
