No Chance in Hell

By Word Life 316

Chapter 4

Nick and Danny were shocked at who the president of Nickelodeon was

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"

"Well isn't it obvious" said Spongebob

"Actually it is, constant renewals, the movie and the shit loads of merchandise" said Nick

"But why are you cancelling my show?" asked Danny

"Cause your show is too good and by cancelling your show they would have no choice but to watch mine" explained Spongebob

"You wont get away with this" said Nick

"Oh but I will, board members GET THEM" yelled Spongebob

The board members ran towards Nick and Danny who rolled their eyes as they went intangible and the board members ran right through them and ran into the wall

"Is that the best you got" said Danny as him and Nick turned back into their regular forms

"No it isn't PATRICK!" yelled Spongebob and as soon as he said that Patrick came out of no where and landed right on Danny as Spongebob ran to Nick and pinned him to the ground

"When I'm done with you guys Danny Phantom will be cancelled and Nickelodeon will have nothing but me" said Spongebob but then he noticed that Nick was smiling.

"Why are you smiling" asked Spongebob that was when he heard a faint rumble

"You forgot the biggest factor..." Nick said "Danny's fan-girls"

After he said that over a hundred girls burst through the door's and dived upon Spongebob and Patrick as Nick and Danny got out of the way and watched as the girls started beating up Spongebob and Patrick

After the girls had finished Nick and Danny saw that Patrick had been flattened and Spongebob had been ripped into places that was when they realized who was in the room

"OH MY GOD IT'S DANNY!" Screamed the girls

"WAAAAAHHHHHH" yelled Danny and before he knew it the girls dived on top of him as Nick ran out of the room.

As he ran outside he found Sam, Tucker and Butch out there.

"Where's Danny?" asked Sam

"Well you see..." before he could finish all the girls can running out of the building

"I got some of his hair"

"I got some of his shirt"

"I got his shoe"

"I GOT HIS UNDERPANTS!"

After the girls had left Danny staggered out of the building his body was covered in lipstick and his hair and clothes were tattered

"Oh my god" said Sam as she tried to hold back the laughter as the rest of them.

Danny smiled "What can I say, I'm just very sexy"

"That you are" said Sam

"Well then" he said as he grabbed her "Let me show you first hand" and they proceeded to make out.

"Why do all your stories end with this Nick" asked Tucker

"I don't know I'm just a hopeless romantic I guess" replied Nick

Danny and Sam then finished making out "Well we've killed Spongebob, Saved my show and I got to make out Sam, all and all it's been a pretty good day" said Danny

"That it has, well Butch looks like you got a cartoon to do" said Nick

"I'll get started right away Oh and guys, thank you" said Butch as he headed back into the building

THE END