Scene: Wednesday right before school
Clyde: Did you hear Jessica is going out with Butters now?
Craig: Yeah, but what are you gonna do?
(
we now pan over to the gang, Butters is gushing about
Jessica)
Butters: And, she said yes can you believe it.
Cartman: (rolling eyes) That's great Butters.
Butters: But the problem is, I don't know where to take her, also I don't have a car
Stan: Maybe, you should come on a double date with me and Wendy
Kyle: How about a triple date? Can me and Bebe come along?
Stan: Sure.
Cartman: Hey, if you guys are goin out together I'm coming too!
Butters: Sure Cartman, and you can bring Stacy too.
Cartman: Heh heh, I'm goin to prom I'm Goin to prom
Kyle: No one cares Cartman.
Stan: Dude, just ignore him.
Cartman: I'm goin to prom, I'm goin to prom, heh heh heh heh heh heh
Stan: Come on, lets go find the girls.
Scene: Their date, it takes in a teen type club. Butters is slap happy, Jessica looks annoyed, while the rest look bored.
Bebe: I know what we can do for fun.
The rest: (asking desperately) What?
Bebe: Let's Dance
Cartman: Screw, that I'm not dancing
Wendy: I'm sure Stacy really wants to dance.
Stacy: No, I'm fine really.
Wendy: You sure?
Stacy: Yeah, go on without me
Wendy: Ok.
Butters: What do say Jessica will you dance with me?
Jessica: No, I'm really not feeling (catches a glimpse of Craig) I mean I'd love to Butters.
Scene: Everyone (with the exception of Stacy and Cartman) is now on the floor.
(music starts to play)
Bebe: Oh my God!
Bebe and Wendy: It's our song
(Stan and Kyle just look at each other and roll their eyes)
Bebe
and Wendy: Somtimes, the feeling is right
You fall in love for
the first time
Heartbeat, and kisses so sweet
Summertime love
in the
moonlight
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
(both
are moving ever seductively towards their boyfriends)
Now the
summer is gone
You had to go back home
Please come and see me
again
I never felt more alone
Stan: Baby, I am
missing you
Wendy: I want you by my side
Kyle: And
I hope you'll miss me too
Bebe: Come back and stay
Kyle:
I think about you every day
Bebe: I really want you
too
Boys: You swept my feet right off the ground, you're
the love I found
Girls: Doctor Jones, Jones, Calling
Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones, Get up now
Boys: Wake up now
Girls:
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Wendy:
All I think of is you, and all of the things we had
Bebe:
Doctor, what can I do?
Girls: Why does it have to be
like that?
Stan: Baby, I am missing you
Wendy: I
want you by my side
Kyle: And I hope you'll miss me
too
Bebe: Come back and stay
Stan: I think about
you every day
Wendy: I really want you too
Boys: You
swept my feet right off the ground, you're the love I found
Girls:
Doctor Jones, Jones, Calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor
Jones, Get up now
All: Wake up now
Girls:
Doctor Jones, Jones, Calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor
Jones, Get up now
All: Wake up now
All:
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Girls:
Please, please cure me
Please, please cure me
Please, please
cure me
Please, please cure me
Girls: Doctor Jones,
Jones,
Boys: Wake up now!
Girls:
Doctor Jones, Jones,
Boys: Wake up now!
Girls:
Doctor Jones, Jones,
Boys: Wake up now!
All:
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Girls:
Doctor Jones, Jones, Calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor
Jones, Get up now
Boys:
Wake up now
Stan: Hey Wendy, I think I left something in my car, wanna help me get it?
Wendy: (like a valley girl) Fer-Sure
(they run out laughing)
Kyle: Dammit, that was my ride home.
Bebe: Mine too.
Kyle: Do you wanna take a walk?
Bebe: You read my mind?
Meanwhile across town
Butters: Lu, lu, lu, I got some apples, lu, lu lu, you got some too.
Cartman: Butters, how did I get saddled up, you?
Butters: lu lu lu Let's make some applesauce Take our clothes off and lu lu lu
Cartman and Jessica: Butters, seriously.
(the two look at each other and just laugh)
Butters: Look Jessica, it seems we have arrived at your house, I'll walk you to the door.
Jessica: No Butters, that's quite alright.
(she slams the door, and runs away)
Cartman: Well, Butters I finally know what you see in her.
Meanwhile across town:
(Kyle and Bebe are lying near Stark's Pond)
Bebe: Kyle, this past week has been amazing.
Kyle: (pulls out a condom) I know a way to make it even more amazing.
Bebe: Kyle, don't you think were moving a bit too fast?
Kyle: How do you mean?
Bebe: I mean, I don't know if I'm ready just yet.
Kyle: Why not?
Bebe: (sigh) Perhaps I can only explain it in the words of timeless song.
Kyle: This oughta be good.
Bebe:
Tonight you're mine completely
You give your love so sweetly
Tonight the light of love is in your eyes
But will you love
me tomorrow?
Is this a lasting treasure
Or just a moment's
pleasure?
Can I believe the magic of your sighs?
Will you
still love me tomorrow?
Tonight with words unspoken
You say
that I'm the only one
But will my heart be broken
When the
night meets the morning sun?
I'd like to know that your love
Is
love I can be sure of
So tell me now, and I won't ask again
Will
you still love me tomorrow?
Will you still love me tomorrow?
Kyle: Yes, I will still love you. tomorrow and for the rest of my life.
Bebe: I just don't know if I'm ready to lose my virginity to you.
Kyle: Wait a minute, you're a virgin?
Bebe; Yeah, aren't you?
Kyle: Well yeah but I thought
Bebe: (interupting) You thought I was just some whore, who would sleep with any guy that would have me?
Kyle: Listen sweetheart I'm not the only one who thinks that!
(both are shocked by Kyle's remarks)
Bebe: (crying) Well, I guess I didn't need you as much as I thought, Kyle Broflovski.
(she runs off crying)
Kyle: (calling after her) Well I don't need you either bitch!
Stan: (off-screen) Well that was the last thing I was expecting see.
Kyle: How much of that did you hear?
Stan: I came in when Bebe was singing.
Kyle: Oh fuck!
Songs used: Dr. Jones-Aqua
Will you still love me tomorrow- The Shirelles
