Scene: Wednesday right before school

Clyde: Did you hear Jessica is going out with Butters now?

Craig: Yeah, but what are you gonna do?

( we now pan over to the gang, Butters is gushing about Jessica)
Butters: And, she said yes can you believe it.

Cartman: (rolling eyes) That's great Butters.

Butters: But the problem is, I don't know where to take her, also I don't have a car

Stan: Maybe, you should come on a double date with me and Wendy

Kyle: How about a triple date? Can me and Bebe come along?

Stan: Sure.

Cartman: Hey, if you guys are goin out together I'm coming too!

Butters: Sure Cartman, and you can bring Stacy too.

Cartman: Heh heh, I'm goin to prom I'm Goin to prom

Kyle: No one cares Cartman.

Stan: Dude, just ignore him.

Cartman: I'm goin to prom, I'm goin to prom, heh heh heh heh heh heh

Stan: Come on, lets go find the girls.

Scene: Their date, it takes in a teen type club. Butters is slap happy, Jessica looks annoyed, while the rest look bored.

Bebe: I know what we can do for fun.

The rest: (asking desperately) What?

Bebe: Let's Dance

Cartman: Screw, that I'm not dancing

Wendy: I'm sure Stacy really wants to dance.

Stacy: No, I'm fine really.

Wendy: You sure?

Stacy: Yeah, go on without me

Wendy: Ok.

Butters: What do say Jessica will you dance with me?

Jessica: No, I'm really not feeling (catches a glimpse of Craig) I mean I'd love to Butters.

Scene: Everyone (with the exception of Stacy and Cartman) is now on the floor.

(music starts to play)

Bebe: Oh my God!

Bebe and Wendy: It's our song

(Stan and Kyle just look at each other and roll their eyes)

Bebe and Wendy: Somtimes, the feeling is right
You fall in love for the first time
Heartbeat, and kisses so sweet
Summertime love in the moonlight

Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
(both are moving ever seductively towards their boyfriends)
Now the summer is gone
You had to go back home
Please come and see me again
I never felt more alone

Stan: Baby, I am missing you
Wendy: I want you by my side
Kyle: And I hope you'll miss me too
Bebe: Come back and stay
Kyle: I think about you every day
Bebe: I really want you too
Boys: You swept my feet right off the ground, you're the love I found

Girls: Doctor Jones, Jones, Calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones, Get up now

Boys: Wake up now

Girls: Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah

Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah

Wendy: All I think of is you, and all of the things we had
Bebe: Doctor, what can I do?
Girls: Why does it have to be like that?

Stan: Baby, I am missing you
Wendy: I want you by my side
Kyle: And I hope you'll miss me too
Bebe: Come back and stay
Stan: I think about you every day
Wendy: I really want you too
Boys: You swept my feet right off the ground, you're the love I found

Girls: Doctor Jones, Jones, Calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones, Get up now

All: Wake up now

Girls: Doctor Jones, Jones, Calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones, Get up now

All: Wake up now

All: Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah

Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah

Girls: Please, please cure me
Please, please cure me
Please, please cure me
Please, please cure me

Girls: Doctor Jones, Jones,
Boys: Wake up now!

Girls: Doctor Jones, Jones,
Boys: Wake up now!
Girls: Doctor Jones, Jones,
Boys: Wake up now!

All: Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah

Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah

Girls: Doctor Jones, Jones, Calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones, Get up now

Boys: Wake up now

Stan: Hey Wendy, I think I left something in my car, wanna help me get it?

Wendy: (like a valley girl) Fer-Sure

(they run out laughing)

Kyle: Dammit, that was my ride home.

Bebe: Mine too.

Kyle: Do you wanna take a walk?

Bebe: You read my mind?

Meanwhile across town

Butters: Lu, lu, lu, I got some apples, lu, lu lu, you got some too.

Cartman: Butters, how did I get saddled up, you?

Butters: lu lu lu Let's make some applesauce Take our clothes off and lu lu lu

Cartman and Jessica: Butters, seriously.

(the two look at each other and just laugh)

Butters: Look Jessica, it seems we have arrived at your house, I'll walk you to the door.

Jessica: No Butters, that's quite alright.

(she slams the door, and runs away)

Cartman: Well, Butters I finally know what you see in her.

Meanwhile across town:

(Kyle and Bebe are lying near Stark's Pond)

Bebe: Kyle, this past week has been amazing.

Kyle: (pulls out a condom) I know a way to make it even more amazing.

Bebe: Kyle, don't you think were moving a bit too fast?

Kyle: How do you mean?

Bebe: I mean, I don't know if I'm ready just yet.

Kyle: Why not?

Bebe: (sigh) Perhaps I can only explain it in the words of timeless song.

Kyle: This oughta be good.

Bebe: Tonight you're mine completely
You give your love so sweetly
Tonight the light of love is in your eyes
But will you love me tomorrow?
Is this a lasting treasure
Or just a moment's pleasure?
Can I believe the magic of your sighs?
Will you still love me tomorrow?
Tonight with words unspoken
You say that I'm the only one
But will my heart be broken
When the night meets the morning sun?
I'd like to know that your love
Is love I can be sure of
So tell me now, and I won't ask again
Will you still love me tomorrow?
Will you still love me tomorrow?

Kyle: Yes, I will still love you. tomorrow and for the rest of my life.

Bebe: I just don't know if I'm ready to lose my virginity to you.

Kyle: Wait a minute, you're a virgin?

Bebe; Yeah, aren't you?

Kyle: Well yeah but I thought

Bebe: (interupting) You thought I was just some whore, who would sleep with any guy that would have me?

Kyle: Listen sweetheart I'm not the only one who thinks that!

(both are shocked by Kyle's remarks)

Bebe: (crying) Well, I guess I didn't need you as much as I thought, Kyle Broflovski.

(she runs off crying)

Kyle: (calling after her) Well I don't need you either bitch!

Stan: (off-screen) Well that was the last thing I was expecting see.

Kyle: How much of that did you hear?

Stan: I came in when Bebe was singing.

Kyle: Oh fuck!

Songs used: Dr. Jones-Aqua

Will you still love me tomorrow- The Shirelles