Scene: We open in Wendy's room. She is just painting her nails when she hears a knock on the door, She answers it to find Bebe in tears.
Bebe: Wendy, I really need to talk to you.
Wendy: What happened?
Bebe: Well, my date with Kyle didn't go exactly as planned.
Wendy: So what happened?
(Begins to tell her story, as zoom in to see Kyle who has just Finished telling his story)
Kyle: And that's where you came in, Oh man I was being a jerk I can't believe it.
Stan: So what are you gonna do now?
(there is now a split screen and we can see both Kyle and Bebe)
Both: I Feel like singing.
Both:
(Kyle and Bebe) I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I
appear to be
Bebe: Of all the love I have won or have
lost
there is one love I should never have crossed
Kyle:
She was a girl in a million, my friend
I should have known she
would win in the end
Both: I'm a loser
And I lost
someone who's near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I
appear to be
Kyle: Although I laugh and I act like a
clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
Bebe: My
tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for him or myself
that I cry
Both: I'm a loser
And I lost someone
who's near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be
Kyle: What have I done to deserve such a fate
I
realize I have left it too late
Bebe: And so it's true,
pride comes before a fall
I'm telling you so that you won't lose
all
Both: I'm a loser
And I lost someone who's
near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be
Kyle: I guess I should apologize to her.
Stan; Not so fast.
Kyle: What do you mean?
Stan: Well whenever me and Wendy have had a fight, I've found it always better to wait a day until I talk to her, just so we have time to collect our thoughts, so how bout you talk to her at school on Monday.
Kyle: You're right, come Monday it'll be like nothing happened, you'll see.
(now back at Wendy's house)
Bebe:(sobbing) Well if Kyle, thinks I'm just gonna come crawling back he has another thing coming, On Monday You'll see what I mean.
Wendy: You know for a couple that have only dated for a week you sure have alot of angst.
(Bebe smiles and we fade out)
Scene: School on Monday, we see and hear Bebe telling everyone about Saturday night.
Sophie: So he just called you a whore like that cuz you wouldn't sleep with him.
Bebe: I know.
Kyle: Hey Bebe, I'm really sorry about Saturday night.
Bebe: (not interested) Oh Really?
Kyle: So, what do you say? Can you forgive an old fool?
(music begins to play in the background)
Bebe: You know what? I have something to say to you as well Mr. Broflovski.
Bebe:
(singing to Kyle, and getting in his face) Well you went uptown
riding in your limousine
With your fine Park Avenue clothes
You
had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And the spoon up your nose
And
when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your
eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't
come bitchin' to me
Because you had to be a big shot, didn't
you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot,
didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have
the last word, last night
You know what everything's about
You
had to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last
night
(Now running through the halls)
Well, it's no big
sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it
alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time
to go home
(Now to the joy of the other boys, Bebe begins
dancing on the table)
No,
no, no, no, no, no, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had
to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All
your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word,
last night
So much fun to be around
You had to have a white hot
spot light
You had to be a big shot last night
whoa-whoa-whoa
Kyle: So is that a yes or a no?
Bebe: (furious) Get out of my face Kyle Broflovski.
(Kyle runs off)
Later that day
(It seems Clyde is becoming quite the school gossip)
Clyde: Did you hear Bebe and Broflovski broke up?
Craig: Yeah, I think I'll go talk to her.
(we pan over to Kyle and Bebe who are in the midst of another argument, as Craig walks up to Bebe)
Craig: Hey Bebe, wanna go out sometime?
Bebe:(not breaking eye contact with Kyle) I'd love to.
(pan over to Jessica)
Jessica: Oh no he didn't, (she walks over to Kyle) Hey Kyle, wanna go out sometime?
Kyle: I'd love to.
(Everyone is shocked but this doesn't seem to phase Kyle)
Stan: Uh, Kyle can I speak to you for a second?
Kyle:(Still not breaking eye contact with Bebe) Sure you can Stan.
Stan: I ment in private.
Kyle: (now out of the trance) Oh, of course.
Stan: Kyle, do you realize what you just did?
Kyle: I gave Bebe a piece of my mind?
Stan: Not exactly.
Kyle: Then what?
Stan: You just agreed to a date with Jessica. You know Butters girlfriend?
Kyle: Crap!
(everything falls silent for a minute)
Stan: Do you wanna take a walk?
Kyle: Sure.
(Musical showstopper here)
Kyle: Monday Monday,
Stan and Cartman: Ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum
Kyle: can't trust that day,
Stan
and Cartman: Ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum
Monday Monday, sometimes it just
turns out that way
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of
what was to be
Oh Monday Monday, how could you leave and not take
me.
Kyle:Every other day,
Stan
and Cartman: every other day,
All: Every other day of the week is
fine, yeah
Kyle: But whenever Monday comes,
All:
but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin' all of the
time
Kyle: Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it
was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday morning, Monday morning
couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here
with me.
Kyle:Every other day,
Stan
and Cartman: every other day,
All: Every other day of the week is
fine, yeah
Kyle: But whenever Monday comes,
All:
but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin' all of the time
Kyle: Monday Monday,
Stan and Cartman: Ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum
Kyle: can't trust that day,
Stan
and Cartman: Ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum
Monday Monday, sometimes it just
turns out that way
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of
what was to be
Oh Monday Monday, how could you leave and not take
me.
Kyle: (back to normal) So what am I gonna do now?
Cartman: Kyle, I don't have time to worry about your problems right now in case you didn't realize prom is in (counts on his fingers) 12 days.
Stan: Look Kyle why don't you just tell Jessica, you don't wanna date her.
Kyle: What kind of a whore asks out a guy when she's already dating someone else?
Stan: You're right that does seem a bit suspicious.
Kyle: Well what ever we do we cannot let Butters know about this.
Cartman: It'll be all over school tomorrow anyway.
Kyle: (looking sad) Yeah probably.
Stan: Just talk to Jessica, and explain that you're not comfortable going out with her, after all what's the worst that could happen.
(sudden shot of Jessica)
Jessica: Whattya mean you don't wanna go out with me?
Kyle: Well Butters is my friend, and you're already going out with him.
Jessica: Silly Kyle, Butters and I only had one date together, it's not like were getting married. Besides (whispers ever seductively to him) I want you so bad.
Kyle: Well I guess We can go out then, pick you up at 7 on Saturday?
Jessica: That would be super swell.
(they walk off)
(we now see Clyde singing into the camera)
Clyde: (tune of mountain town) In case you were not keeping track,
the pairs are as I tell them back.
Bebe's with Craig and Jessica's with Kyle.
Will their date be a success,
or will some one ruin their dress.
And can we ever escape from this crazy little mountain town.
(We can see Cartman running in the background)
Cartman: I'm goin to prom, I'm goin to prom
There's chapter 7, A bit too much music I know but I hoped you liked it anyway. Leave me a review or a flame just write me something, Songs used:
Big Shot-Billy Joel
I'm a loser-Beatles
Monday-Mamas and the Papas
