Scene: Butters and Stan are drinking coffee and eating cookies.

Butters: So, Stannie what did you wanna talk to me about?

Stan: Butters, do you know where Jessica is right now?

Butters: Out with Kyle?

Stan: (taken aback) How did you know?

Butters: Stan, I'm not completely stupid, I hear people talk.

Stan: Well, I just wanted to tell you that it was nothing against you personally, Kyle just acted on impulse out of revenge for Bebe.

Butters: Well it's not Kyle, I'm worried about it's Jessica, why did she ask Kyle out in the first place? Sorry, I don't really wanna talk about this can we change the subject?

Stan: Sure, Butters, what do you wanna talk about?

Butters: (in his cute little, innocent way) Well Stannie, the night is young, what do you say to a sleepover?

Stan: Um, aren't we a bit old for that?

Butters: Come on, you stay over at Kyle's all the time.

Stan: Alright but if anyone finds out about this, you're dead.

Butters: Oh, Stan it'll be oodles of fun.

(Butters runs off and Stan look slightly scared)

Scene: That Restaurant, where Bebe and Kyle Had their first date. We pan over to a booth where Kyle and Jessica are sitting.

Jessica: You're right Kyle, this really is a swell place.

Kyle: Yeah, I took Bebe here on our first date.

Jessica: (slightly annoyed) You still love her don't you?

Kyle: Can't say I don't.

Jessica: Well, if you want I could-Speak of the devil.

(they both look over to see Craig and Bebe have just walked into the place)

Kyle: Great.

Jessica: Don't Worry I have a plan.

Kyle: A plan?

Jessica: To get Bebe back.

Kyle: What?

Jessica: You still love her right? And I know for a fact that she still-secretly-loves you.

Kyle: Really?

Jessica: Yep. And I know how you're gonna get her back.

Kyle: How?

Jessica: Well in case you haven't noticed it's karaoke night here,

(we pan over to the karaoke stage to see Randy singing)

Randy: Don't stop believing, Hold on to that feeling.

Kyle: (laughing) Oh man! I wish Stan could see this.

Jessica: (taking a picture with her phone) Now he can.

(The two laugh, and we are suddenly in Butters house)

Stan: What the hell is my dad doing? And why is Jessica sending me this picture?

Butters: Hey, ask her if Kyle wants to come over afterwards.

(Now back to Jessica and Kyle)

Jessica: Do you wanna go to Butters later on?

Kyle: Sure, why not.

Jessica: Ok, Anyways it's now or never, are you ready?

Kyle: As ready as I'll ever be.

(We pan over Bebe and Craig, Bebe is playing with her food and looking kinda sad)

Craig: Are You ok?

Bebe: Yeah.

Craig: You sure?

Bebe: Yeah it's just that-

Kyle: ( Off screen) Attention Everyone,

Bebe: Kyle?

Kyle: (now visible)This next song goes out to that lovely little lady sitting over there.

(Spotlights shine on Bebe and Craig, as the music begins to play)

Craig: That Son of a-

Bebe: Hang on a sec, I wanna hear this.

Kyle: Hey baby they're playin' our song The one we used to hear when we used to get along Hey baby they're playin' our song Let's get back together that's where we belong

It's the one with the pretty melody

It's the one that made you fall in love with me

It made us feel so groovy We fell in love, just like in the movies

Hey baby they're playin' our song The one they used to play when we used to get along Hey baby they're playin' our song Let's get back together that's where we belong

Pleasant memories are comin' back to me

Jessica: (Swooning towards Craig) Ahhhhh.

Kyle: Can't you remember the way it used to be

Jessica: Ahhhhh!

Kyle: It made us feel like dancin' It gave us time to think about romancin'

Hey, baby, hey, baby!
Hey, baby, hey, baby!

Kyle: It's the one with the pretty melody,
It's the one that made you fall in love with me.
It made us feel so groovy,
We fell in love, just like in the movies.
Hey, baby, hey, baby!
Thet're playin' our song, can't you hear it now?
Hey, baby, hey, baby!
I said they're playin' our song, can't you hear it, yeah!
Hey, baby, hey, baby!
Can't you hear it, baby?

Kyle: So Bebe, will you forgive me?

Bebe: Lets Take a walk.

Kyle: (giving Jessica some money for dinner) I owe you one.

(Kyle and Bebe exit)

Jessica: Well Craig, now that Kyle and Bebe are back together what do you say to-

Craig: No.

Jessica: Come on.

(We pan out then pan into Kyle and Bebe)

Kyle: So are we back together now?

Bebe: I don't Know I'm still a little hurt about last week.

Kyle: Oh come on, (not quite singing yet)It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room,
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me,
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Bebe: (singing super fast) Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
And I like sushi cause it's never toughed a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leanne Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kampfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver

Kyle: How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of takin off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said You're crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry

Bebe: Chickety China that Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin X-files with no lights on,

we're dans la maison
I hope the smoking man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm gettin frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Ok I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samauri

Kyle: Gonna get a better set of clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
just so my iron's aren't always flyin off the back-swing
gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
that make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what mean? Well, You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of loosing my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

Both: It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry, It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry. Birchmount Stadum home of the Robbie

Kyle: Well, two days Huh?

Bebe: Yeah.

Kyle: So, I'll see you Uh?

Bebe: Monday.

Kyle: Yeah, by the way do you need a ride home?

Bebe: I think Jessica left with Craig so yeah.

(The two drive home)

Kyle: Yeah, well uh-bye.

Bebe: Bye.

(Bebe walks into her room humming here comes the bride)

Wendy: Isn't it a bit early for that.

Bebe: I got back with Kyle.

Wendy: I thought you went out with Craig.

Bebe: It's a long story.

Wendy: I can't wait to hear it.

(END CHAPTER 9)

Well thats the long overdue chapter 9, hope you enjoyed it, don't forget to review,

Songs used: One Week-Barenaked Ladies

Hey Baby-The Buckinghams

Don't Stop Beliving- Journey