Trouble at Camp

Chapter Six: Snake

By

Everclueless

Review answers for thingy

Yes he is my character but please don't use him. I forgot to get your name so yeah.

Lost-and-Lonely-Phoenix: Yeah, I know they're not scary. I can't write scary stories but I can do some very descriptive blood-and-guts scenes. Do you want me to give you an example? Thank you, though.

Author's Note: This chapter is really bad. I created it for a delay. The delay is for the next chapter WHICH WILL BE GOOD. IF YOU REALLY WANT YOU CAN SKIP THE DELAY BUT THERE IS ONE VERY IMPORTANT DETAIL WHICH YOU WON'T THINK IS VERY IMPORTANT AT THE TIME (most likely)

So please bear with me if you think this sucks, ok? GOOD THINGS ARE COMING SOON

# onto the chapter #

Cyborg woke up and looked outside the tent.

It was sunrise.

"Cool. Hey guys come look at the-" Cyborg looked back inside the tent.

"Where are they? Why would they be out and about this early – especially BB…BB waking up early is like…a sin against nature...It just ain't right...Maybe they're spying on the girls…Pfft, yeah right; they're not perverts – and not dumb enough to not know that doing that is basically committing suicide if Raven wakes up…" Cyborg pondered.

Cyborg turned back around to exit the tent and bumped into Beast Boy. Behind him was Sapphire.

Beast Boy moaned in pain.

"Note…to self…never play a practical joke…on smart people…who have weapons…and we wouldn't dare hurt…" Sapphire groaned.

"Yeah…" Beast Boy moaned in agreement.

Cyborg stared at the two.

"What happened to you guys?"

"Some…people…threw us off the mountain…and sort of…left us there…in the dark…at the bottom of the mountain…and we only just managed to walk back…so much pain…" Beast Boy answered.

"Why would someone want to throw-"

Sapphire stuck up his hand to signal him to stop.

"Don't…ask…" he said.

"Hey" commented Cyborg, looking around, "where's Robin?"

"We don't know. He wasn't thrown off the cliff with us…I wonder where he is…" Sapphire murmured, seemingly regaining his breath.

"Okay then, we've got to find him"

The three clambered out of the tent.

The heard giggles coming from the girls' tent.

They quietly peeked in at them; being careful not to be noticed.

Kate, May-Lin and Starfire were sitting in a triangle. In the middle of their triangle was Robin; tied up with rope, and with a pink sock stuffed in his mouth.

Raven was meditating in a corner, allowing the others to do what they wanted.

Robin had all these pink and purple ribbons in his hair. He had a large portion of rose red blush on his cheeks, his lips had purple lipstick on them, he had hot pink eye shadow above his eyes, fake eyelashes sticky taped on his real eyelashes and the three girls were doing his nails a pretty pink colour.

The boys' mouths dropped in horror. This was wrong. Wrong on so many levels.

They ran back to their tent; maybe this wasn't the best time.

Sure, they felt a bit guilty leaving Robin; but it was better him than themselves.

# ain't I the most evil little devil? #

Everyone gathered in the hall. The tables and chairs had been set out in a dining room fashion and the titans and Kate were sitting at one table.

"Starfire" Frank pointed at Starfire "Could you please do Breakfast today?"

"Oh yes" Starfire squealed with delight "I would love to help with the fast of Break! I should make my Pudding of Joy; it is only necessary on such an occasion!"

Starfire flew towards the kitchen.

"You have no idea what hell you've created" Sapphire glared at the camp guide.

Frank backed off after he put some red cordial on the table.

"More cordial" Raven sighed.

# Half an hour later #

Everyone sat down with very varying food.

Everyone had a small bowl of oats, some pancakes (In BB and May-Lin's case, tofu pancakes) and a bowl full of…who knows what…

"Ugh…" Cyborg complained, staring at the oats, "I can't eat this, it's horse food!"

Kate opened her mouth to speak when Robin entered the hall.

He was crawling, he had make up on, he had a sock stuffed in his mouth, he had a pole tied to him, he had pretty nails and he was being humiliated in front of the school, but he didn't care; all he wanted was food…delicious food…

Robin, who looked like a harassed hobo, grabbed all of Cyborg's food and shoved it into his mouth; plate, bowl and all.

Everyone just stared.

"Anyone else lost their appetite?" Kate asked, pushing her plate away.

Most of the teens did the same as Kate but a few (including Beast Boy) just chewed cautiously.

$$LATER$$

"Okay!" Frank yelled enthusiastically "Now, that you've all finished your breakfast, I'd like to tell you all that someone you all know is going to stay with us during the camp. Give a warm welcome to the Education Minister!"

Most people clapped lightly; they either didn't really care or they disliked him but didn't want to be rude.

"Dammit" Raven muttered, storming out of the hall.

Sapphire followed her.

"What's wrong?"

"I swear that bastard is following me. He's like a Trojan. He just won't go away" Raven tried to calm her angry tone to monotone. She didn't want to blow up the bathroom or the only proper building.

Sapphire hugged her.

"Don't worry about it" Sapphire said.

Raven gave him a small smile and they walked over to the others who had just come out of the hall.

"Hey guys" Cyborg said "Frankenstein just told us all that we're going on a bushwalk! We have to put a one litre bottle of water in our back packs and our cameras."

Sapphire and Raven nodded. The boys went into their tent and the girls into theirs.

Soon, they all came out and the bushwalk began.

(()) ON THE BUSH WALK (())

After they had been split up into five groups, they had all started walking. Raven was relieved that the Education Minister wasn't in their group. The teen titans, of course, were all in the same group. Unfortunately, Suzanna was present.

Their group leader was Frank and they had already been walking for a while.

"Are we there yet?" Beast Boy asked in exasperation.

"We've already walked for half an hour. So, half an hour away. And then we have an hour walk back" Frank answered.

Beast Boy groaned.

"Beast Boy, you're lucky I chose the shortest course. Everyone else has three or four hours walking instead of two. Quit complaining."

"It has been LONGER than half an hour so far. I counted the seconds. It has been fifty four minutes and thirty four seconds." Beast Boy argued.

"Only because our navigators didn't tell us they couldn't read a map" Frank retorted.

"Don't you bring us into this!" Cyborg and Kate bared their teeth.

Frank had selected them earlier as navigators. Cyborg had to read the map and Kate had to tell Cyborg which way they were going with a compass.

Silence enclosed the groups as they walked on.

AFTER A LONG TIME, THEY FINALLY WERE AT THE CAMPSITE.

As everyone in their group walked back to their tents, something caught Starfire's eye.

It appeared to have no legs, a long body and it had a forked tongue. It made a hissing sound.

Starfire was enchanted by the sound and immediately adored the creature.

"Kyaaa! You are so cute!" Starfire picked up the creature, giving it a hug.

The creature slipped out of her fingers and wrapped itself around her neck. Starfire couldn't breathe.

The creature, still strangling Starfire, bit the hand that was trying to get it off her.

Robin turned and saw the snake and quickly took action; grabbing the snake and yanking it off sharply. It attempted biting him but he quickly threw it into the bushes.

Starfire bent down on her knees and cried at her bleeding hand and at how scary it was being strangled.

Robin picked her up bridal style and took her quickly over to Frank.

"Ouch. Snake bite. The venom looks harmful too. Come with me, let's get you treated." Frank took Starfire off Robin and carefully went inside the hall to look after her.

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