Setting: A bitchin party at Kyle's House one week later.

Stan: What a crazy week this has been, I can't believe a time warp sent us all the way back to the 1950s.

Kyle: I think Bebe's still stuck there.

Bebe: (dressed like June Cleaver) Gee, golly gosh Kyle, this party is gonna be super swell.

Kyle: Help me.

Stan: Oh it's not that bad at least your girlfriend isn't obsessed with Talking about your feelings.

Kyle: What?

Stan: Nothing, do you wanna a drink?

Kyle: No, I think I'll pass.

Bebe (Off-screen): This next one is dedicated to my special little guy, Kyle Broflovski.

Kyle: Oh No. (With the music starting in the background)

Bebe: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

(A few others begin dancing along)
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!
(even more people start to dance and sing along)

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
When you're in love to stay.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!

(Now everyone except Stan and Kyle is singing and dancing)
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
'Cause you're in love, you're in love,
And love is here to stay!

(A huge finish, with fireworks and water effects)

Kyle: On second thought, I think I will join you on that drink.

Meanwhile across town

Stacy: Thank you so much for taking me to the Prom Eric.

Cartman: (his face stuffed with crab cakes) Yeah These cakes are delicious.

Stacy: It was really sweet of you to ask me out like this, maybe we could do it again sometime. (she kisses him)

Cartman: (With an evil smirk on his face) Sure baby, how about some more crab Cakes?

Stacy: Anything for you babe.

Meanwhile across town

Stan: You know Kyle, I can't remember the last time we broke into your parents liquor cabinet.

Kyle: Stan, that was like last Tuesday

Stan: Still the same.

Kyle: (only speaking)Ah, Alcohol, my permanent accessory.

Stan:Alcohol, a party-time necessity

Both: Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself O Alcohol, I still drink to your health

Both: I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol.

Kyle: Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me

Stan: Alcohol, Your songs resolve like my life never will When someone else is picking up the bill

Both: I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol

Stan: O Alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else

Kyle: I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse

The Boys start running jumping on the nearest couch, soon everyone is staring at them)

Both: I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol

Stan: And would you please ignore that you found me on the floor Trying on your camisole?

(The music stops and every one just stares)

Stan: (Awkwardly)O Alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else

Kyle: Would you please forgive me? Would you please forgive me?

Stan: Thanks Kyle, I think that was just what I needed.

(Bebe starts running towards them)

Bebe: Kyle, why the hell am I dressed like June Cleaver.

Kyle: (rolling his eyes) It's a loooooooooong story.

Bebe: Care to go up to your bedroom and tell me about it.

Kyle: Yes Mame.

(Both giggling as they stomp up the stairs, Stan just stares in awe)

Wendy: So young and naive, aren't they?

Stan: Wendy, I didn't see you there.

Wendy: Done avoiding me for one night?

Stan: Wendy I really don't wanna talk about this right now.

Wendy: Well when will you wanna talk about this?

Stan: (smiling slightly while stroking her hair) Soon, I promise.

Wendy: Should I leave now?

Stan: If you want.

Wendy: I do.

Stan: Alright, I guess I'll see you on Monday.

Wendy: I'll just get Bebe and I'll be on my way.

Stan: Have fun with that.

Scene: Kyle's Bedroom

(Kyle and Bebe are on Kyle's bed, Kyle is shirtless and Bebe is kissing his chest)

Kyle: And that's why you're dressed up like June Cleaver tonight.

Bebe: (laughing) Oh what an amusing anecdote- Kyle I'm not gonna have sex with you tonight.

Kyle: (a bit taken aback) What?

Bebe: We talked about this a couple of weeks ago.

Kyle: I know, but why are you on top of me on my bed then.

Bebe: I was considering it but I've decided not to, so I guess I'll be seeing you.

Wendy: (at the door) Oh, am I interrupting anything?

Bebe: No, I was just getting ready to leave anyway, See ya Kyle.

(The girls leave. Soon after Stan enters with two drinks in his hands, he gives one to Kyle)

Kyle: Dude, This has been one fucked up night.

Stan: I'll drink to that.

(End Chapter 11)

Well there's chapter 11 long overdue, so sorry my loyal fans (you know who you are) thank you for reading and don't forget to review.

Songs used: Alcohol- Barenaked Ladies.

Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows-Leslie Gore