Trouble at Camp

Chapter Nine: Games of "Fun"

By Everclueless

Author's Note: I have NOT cancelled/deleted/stopped writing this story. I do wonder, though, why I only had one reviewer for the last chapter. Is it because I'm updating too slow or they've forgotten about this story or think it has been cancelled/deleted/etc.? TELL ME WHY! YOUR SILENCE SCARES ME!

By the way, these games are actual things that happened to me in real life.

/ONTO THE CHAPTER/

Everyone was sleeping, quietly, peacefully…when all of a sudden…

"RISE AND SHINE YOU LAZY MEDITERRANEAN MONGEESE!" the camp guide called Mark screamed through one of those…things that…make your voice really loud…

Everyone groaned in their tents.

"What is a Mediterranean mongoose?" Starfire inquired.

"Don't know, don't care. All I care about right now is murdering the son of a btch who woke me up!" Raven replied, angrily, eyes flaring black.

"I think it's some type of animal. By the way, Raven's intimidating me…" Kate said.

"She usually tends to do that" May-Lin stated.

Raven ran out of the tent.

"I'm going to go kill Mark as well. I strongly believe it is against the law to wake up before ten o'clock on a weekend."

May-Lin dove after Raven.

Starfire and Kate glanced nervously at each other as they heard sounds of someone attacking someone; what intimidated them even more than those sounds were the high pitched, girlish scream that rang out and the blood that had suddenly splattered on the outside of the tent.

/IN THE HALL/

Everyone was sitting on the floor in the hall. Everyone had noticed that a stage was now in the hall.

Frank stood on the stage.

"Today, we have some announcements. The Education Minister arrived here a day or two ago, unfortunately, he hasn't been able to participate in any of the activities. However, it is definite that he will be participating a LOT more in the future!"

"Dammit!" Raven hissed.

"Tomorrow, we will have more order with dinner to prevent pushing or shoving. Also, unfortunately, because of recent events, one of our dear camp guides, Mark, is in hospital. A few minutes after he woke all of you up, we found him on the floor, with two black eyes, a bleeding nose, a lot of ripped skin, amnesia, and paraplegic, not to mention emotionally and mentally unstable."

Raven and May-Lin suddenly had evil smiles on their faces and their eyes had lit up. Sapphire and Beast Boy noticed this and started to shuffle away, slowly.

"On a more positive note, today, we will be doing some games. And we're all gonna have fun!"

Raven's smile dropped and she groaned. Sapphire also groaned.

"How many times are we gonna groan this camp?" Sapphire asked.

"How many times have we groaned?" Raven asked.

"Well, if I had a dollar for each of your groans I'd be a millionaire, and if I had a dollar for all the groans that are gonna occur during this camp as well as how many groans that has already occurred, I'd be a billionaire." Robin said.

"The first game we're gonna have, well it's not really a game, well it kinda is…TO THE POINT, put up your hand if you are brave"

Almost the entire hall had their hands up, after all, who would want their friends to think they were cowards?

The titans and Kate all had their hands up in honesty, except Raven and Sapphire.

"Why aren't you twos hands up? You two are brave!" Cyborg asked.

"Yeah, but if we put our hands up, we'll be no doubt volunteering for something we know we won't like and it's possible we'll get picked." Raven and Sapphire pointed out, in unison.

Frank chose Kate, Suzanna and a random blonde girl called Yolanda. Holly, the vice camp leader, ushered the three through to another room, locking the door behind.

"Alright you guys. Those three girls are being instructed on what to do. They are going to be told to catch some money that I am going to drop while they're blind folded. They are going to be told that if they catch the money, they get to keep it. They are going to be told that they have to catch it via clapping or they can't keep it. Now, you're probably wondering, why'd they go into another room then? The answer is because we won't actually be dropping money."

Frank opened a trap door on the stage and took out a carton of eggs.

"This is what we're dropping"

Frank put the cartoon back in the trap door and shut the door.

"Poor Kate" Cyborg murmured.

"Yeah, but think of Suzanne's face!" Beast Boy whispered, sniggering.

"Okay, all three of you can come in."

The three girls came in.

Frank got three fifty dollar notes.

"Okay, now all of you can practice once without blindfolds"

They all managed to catch the money.

"Alright, Yolanda, you stay here. Here's your blindfold. I'll just put it on, nice and tight. The other two, you two go back into the other room where you can't hear or see anything – I mean where you can't cheat."

Kate and Suzanna went away.

Frank pulled out the eggs.

"Okay, I want you to clap your hands to catch the money. The money will be dropped when I saw now. Now!"

Yolanda clapped her hands. She flexed her fingers and finally screamed. She ran away in the direction of the bathroom, occasionally hitting walls as she forgot she still had her blindfold on.

Most of the hall laughed, some felt pity.

"Alright, Holly, bring in Suzanna."

Holly went into the room and got Suzanna while Frank hid the eggs.

He wrapped the blindfold tightly over her eyes and repeated his instructions.

She clapped. Immediately, she screamed. Her blindfold fell off. She saw Frank and wiped her hands on him and ran, still screaming to the bathroom.

"Her face!" Raven laughed, not caring what she broke or melted.

"It was all screwed up in disgust!" Sapphire laughed, also not caring.

"You know, today's been great and it's only just begun! Sure, I was woken up but I got a very decent, inhumane revenge and sure, there's bad news about the Education Minister. But Suzanna's face made it all worthwhile!"

All the titans were laughing.

Except Starfire, who looked sad.

"Starfire? What's wrong?" Robin asked.

"I feel sorry for her."

"But why? She's mocked you, she's mocked Raven. She's called us bitches, which is wrong to us boys seeing as bitch means female dog and we aren't females, except it's all about the concept of an insult, of course. She's a horrible, HORRIBLE person and she deserves it."

"I still feel bad."

"You know that song by Papa Roach? You know that goes: I tear my heart open…something, something…My weakness is…That I care too much…You're kind of like that. You care a lot about people, even bad people. Your heart is big and welcoming, and it's not always good because sometimes you're hurt because of it. But personally, I am grateful because if your heart wasn't as big as it is, then you'd never have been able to forgive me for the countless things I have done."

Starfire gave Robin a kiss.

Frank once again hid the eggs and Holly fetched Kate.

The blindfold was tightly wrapped, the instruction said, etc.

Kate clapped. She ripped off her blindfold. She saw Frank at the other end of the stage, chuckling. She heard nearly everyone laughing. She saw a carton of eggs with still nine eggs left just thirty centimetres away. She grabbed the carton and started throwing eggs at Frank mercilessly.

The crowd roared in hysterics; they all cheered and whistled and clapped Kate on.

The eggs ran out.

"You guys say you want an encore?" Kate yelled out to the crowd.

This was followed by loud cheering.

Kate ran into the kitchen and came out with another carton of eggs. Frank started running out of the hall but all of a sudden, Kate appeared in front of him. Frank yelped.

She smashed an egg into his face and cracked an egg on his head. He turned and ran the other way, yolk streaming down his head. Kate threw eggs at him, one after another.

The crowd roared in hysterics and Kate seemed to be loving the limelight.

/After Frank had gotten himself cleaned up/

"Okay, now I want you to raise your hand if you are not good at demonstrating things"

After the last display, no one put their hand up.

"Haha! Little did you lot know that I actually intend to choose five people who kept their hands down! MUAHAHAHAA!"

He chose Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, a surfer dude and a rich snobby boy.

They all reluctantly went into the other room.

"Now, Holly's going to tell them to perform to us what they do while using the toilet in the morning! Holly is going to tell them that this chair is the toilet."

Starfire, Kate, May-Lin, Sapphire and Raven all exchanged curious, yet disgusting, yet unbelieving, glances.

The surfer dude came out and saw the chair in the centre of the stage. He sat down and started moving his hands as if he was attacking someone with a light saber, making the noises as well.

Everyone stared in shock as he went off the stage.

The rich boy went on.

He peered closely at the chair before sitting. He started "driving". He also made the sound affects. He made a screeching noise as he turned on the breaks.

"Hey babe, wanna go for a ride?"

Everyone just stared at him as he left the stage.

Cyborg sat on the chair and pretended to grab something on the floor. He slowly, making grunting noises, lifted it, as if he was under strain. It was clear that he was lifting a weight. Once he had it up to his shoulders, he yelled out "MOTHER" and then suddenly lifted it up as far as his arms could put it (on the vertical, arms straight up) and yelled "FUC---!".

Sapphire, Raven, Kate, May-Lin and Starfire all had their mouths wide open, so did most people.

"Eww…" Raven said.

Everyone stared at him as he left the stage.

Beast Boy walked on and sat down. He started acting as if he was on a rollercoaster, screaming when it went down.

He walked off, everyone staring.

Finally, Robin walked on. He inspected the chair, lifted it up to check nothing was under it. He looked at the bottom of the chair, the back of the chair, the area around the chair and finally sat.

"OOH AH AH AH!" Robin made noises that made him sound like a monkey. He started scratching himself under his armpits and on his…lower behind…and with the other hand he touched his hair as if grabbing something small and then shoved it in his mother.

Everyone stared at him as he went down.

Frank got up on the stage.

"Boys, get up here!"

The five walked up on the stage.

Frank spoke again.

"Now, we're all wondering, is that really what you do while using the toilet in the morning?"

Everyone giggled.

The boys looked shocked and horrified and, of course, furious. Robin got out his bo-staff and began beating Frank; he looked like he wanted to beat him into a bloody pulp. Cyborg started attacking him by hitting him; ah, the good old fashioned way. Beast Boy transformed into a cat and pounced on Frank, trying to gauge his eyes out.

Everyone broke into hysterics once more.

/AUTHOR'S NOTE/

Author's Note: Next chapter is "Games of Fun cont.". I'm going to try to update All is Fair this weekend.