And here I am again, bored out of my wits! Whoever said summer vacation was fun hasn't met me!

I give you the product of hours of frustrated boredom and typing!

Truth Or Dare II chapter 2

now where were we? Oh yes+

Kakashi had taken off his mask.

Oustide, Kiba had managed to get several pics of the thing, and had connected to the net wirelessly. He was now sending the pictures to numerous Kakashi fangirls.

Meanwhile. . . . .

"Gak! Who knew that Kakashi looked so. . . ." said Shizune.

Kabuto hmphed. (No, this is not a typo.)

Kakashi spun the bottle while all the girls were staring at him. (With the exception of Anko, who was gloating in triumph at her successful betting.)

(More lousy bottle spin effects)

"Kabuto-kun!" said Kakashi cheerfully. "Truth or dare?"

"Dare. A nin of Otogakure (hope I got it right) wouldn't back away from any challenge."

"Unlike your pink friend over there?" said Kakashi, gesturing to Orochimaru.

More crazy laughter, as the orb dispensed the dare.

outside

"What on earth are you guys doing snickering in that tree?" said Neji, on his afternoon stroll.

"What are you doing here then, Neji?" asked Lee.

"I was wondering why on earth you'd miss training, even with Gai-sensei on leave today. It isn't like you. Tenten would have come with me if she hadn't been trying to get her hands on those scandal shots from the other day, remember?"

(If ya read Truth Or Dare, you'd know. . . .)

"Anyway, you haven't answered my question."

"Look at this!" said Kiba. He had produced out of nowhere a mini printer (The kind you connect a camera to that prints pics instantly), which he had used to print a pic of the maskless Kakashi-sensei.

". . . . . .Kakashi-sensei!" said Neji, flabbergasted.

(Neji: Why the term flabbergasted? It doesn't suit me!)

(Me: Would you prefer shocked to the point of pant wetting?)

(Neji:. . . . . . . . . . .)

(Me: I didn't think so. Back to the fic!)

Naruto however, was intently staring at the laptop, watching thevideo feedback from the cameras. Kabuto had been ordered into a closet, which thankfully had an infrared night vision camera AND a Kikaichu beetle mike as well.

inside the closet

"What on earth is that pervy sensei up to?" thought Kabuto.

Outside the closet, Kakashi had spun the bottle once more, and it had landed on Anko.

"Now, you have to go into the closet as well, Anko-chan." grinned the sensei.

Iruka's mind: He looks cute when he smiles. . . No no no no no! I'll be a bad example to my students! Ack. . . . Why did Kakahi have to look so good. . . .

"What am I supposed to do, Kakashi-sensei. . . . ." said Anko, with suspicion.

"Kiss him."

"WHAT? No (insert popular swearword here) WAY!"

"Would you prefer it out here in broad daylight?" said Kakashi.

outside

"What's going on up there?" said Neji, who was at the bottom of the tree. If he climbed up there, the branch Kiba Naruto and Lee were sitting on would probably break.

This didn't stop him from hearing the Kikaichu mike feedback however.

"Kiss him." said the laptop speakers.

"Is that Kakashi-sensei?" wondered Neji.

The young prodigy activated his Byakugan and saw all.

inside

"NO (even more swearwords) WAY AM I KISSING KABUTO!" said Anko, much to Orochimaru's amusement.

"What's so funny, pink boy?" said Anko.

"It should be quite an easy task for you, Anko-chan, unless you're not professional enough to do it."

"Why? I don't suppose YOU'VE kissed Kabuto before, have you?" replied the young kunoichi, pointing.

At this point, even Uchiha Itachi had to laugh. Orochimaru's face had turned into his favorite color.

"Of course not!" said Orochimaru. "And I'm not planning to do it in the future, rest assured!" He was panicking now.

Anko shrugged, then reluctantly walked to the closet door.

"She's actually gonna do it?" said Tsunade.

"Pity I don't have Byakugan. . ." said Itachi to himself. "If I did, I wouldn't be missing this. . ."

However, there was only one person within a 50-foot radius with the Byakugen. And conveniently enough, he was outside Iruka's house.

outside

"Even with the infrared camera, it's hard to see. . ." said Naruto.

"Oi, Neji, see anything?" said Lee.

"Yes. I see a very jumpy Kabuto." snickered the Hyuuga.

inside

"What on earth are YOU doing here?" said Kabuto.

"Don't tell me you didn't hear my shouting!" said Anko.

"Unfortunately, no. It seems that Iruka keeps his walls soundproofed. The only way I could have heard what you guys were saying was if I bugged the room." said Kabuto, not noticing the bug near the ceiling. He also didn't notice the tiny camera on the coat hanger on the wall.

"Well. . . ." shrugged Anko. "I have to kiss you."

outside

The three tree-bound shinobi nearly dropped the laptop when it screamed "NANI?"

The fourth conspirator nearly dropped to the ground in laughter himself, but instead focused on the two people in the closet.

inside

"Why can't we hear anything?" asked Kurenai.

"All my walls are soundproofed. It's something I learned when I was taking care of Naruto." Said Iruka.

(cue)

"Ah, the love of youth!" said Gai, twirling around. "So beautiful, and yet so controversial! So youthful!"

Of course, the two in the closet didn't hear Tonton's attempts to murder Gai after he'd stepped on the pig's tail.

"I guess there's no way out of this. . . ." said Kabuto.

Anko nodded, the clenched her fists.

"What's that for?"

"In case you try anything frisky."

"To you?" said Kabuto, eyeing Anko's body. "Hm. . . That might not be a bad idea."

outside

The genin burst out in laughter after seeing Anko slap Kabuto.

"That reaction was hilarious! So Kabuto IS a guy after all!" said Kiba.

"You sure? For all we know, he MIGHT be sleeping with Orochimaru." said Lee.

Until the laptop whispered "Is this your first?"

inside once more

After recovering from Anko's power slap, Kabuto asked: " Is this your first?"

Anko, blushed slightly, and nodded.

"Mine too." said Kabuto.

(Kiba: There goes THAT theory.)

(Lee: Maybe it's his first with the opposite gender.)

(Me: Stop trying to make this into a yaoi, for pete's sake! Back to the fic!)

"Let's just get this over with." said Anko.

"That's MY line." said Kabuto, pinning Anko to the wall. He leaned in. . .

Anko felt Kabuto's lips press against hers, as he kissed her. She impulsively wrapped her arms around Kabuto's neck, but quickly withdrew them seconds later.

Seconds, however, was long enough for Kiba, Naruto and Lee to take some prime pictures.

Outside of the closet. . . .

"What on earth are those two doing?" wondered Kisame.

"What on earth are YOU doing?" said Itachi. Kisame appeared to be playing with Iruka's cat.

"What?"

"I thought cats ATE fish. Oh yes, cats play with their food before eating." said Itachi, munching on his second stick of dango.

"You're enjoying yourself, aren't you?" said Kisame. The cat was now purring against Kisame's leg.

"They don't serve this at the Akatsuki base." said Itachi, whose expression could remind a person of Naruto when he was eating ramen.

"Anyway, somebody had better check up on those two. Somebody whose favorite color ain't pink." said Kisame.

"STOP RUBBING IT IN ALREADY!" said Orochimaru, like an impatient schoolboy.

"I'll do it." said the Godaime. She was about to open the door when the two came out.

"Kabuto's a lousy kisser." declared Anko.

"You looked like you were enjoying it." said Kabuto, who picked up the truth or dare orb.

Shizune noticed that the two were slightly panting for breath, and were hot and sweaty.

Kabuto spun the bottle.

(another round of spin effects)

"Uchiha. Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

outside

Sasuke was out for some fresh air when he noticed his teammate in a tree. Which happened to be in his sensei's yard.

He also noticed Kiba and Lee staring at a laptop anxiously.

"Oi, dobe, why are you up that tree?"

As soon as Naruto heard "dobe", he fell out of the tree. He was also the one holding the laptop.

"Naruto BAKA! Is the laptop okay?" said Kiba.

Sasuke seized the laptop and sat on the ground.

"ANIKI!" said Sasuke. "In Iruka-sensei's house!"

"We were surprised as well!" said Lee. "You're watching what's happening in Iruka-sensei's house right now!"

"KAKASHI-SENSEI'S MASK IS OFF!" said Sasuke, astounded.

Neji deactivated the Byakugan and sat next to Sasuke.

"See that? It seems Kakashi-sensei found Sakura's orb." said Neji, pointing to the orb in Kabuto's hands.

"Shush! It's Itachi's turn!" said Naruto.

inside

Kabuto was having fits of laughter when he read the dare.

Anko read it for him.

"You have to let us fix your hair." she giggled.

"What's so funny about that?" wondered Itachi.

"We use barrettes, scrunchies, pins, and. . . .ribbons!" said Anko, bursting into laughter.

"WHAT!" said Itachi, hugging his ponytail as if to protect it.

"Here!" said Shizune, handing Anko a pink girl's hair kit. "My niece lives nearby and she let me borrow this!"

"I'll never live this down. . . ." said Itachi, attempting to escape Kurenai's hairbrush.

"Hold still!" said Tsunade, dragging Itachi to a chair.

By now, most of the male jounin were laughing.

(Iruka's mind: ooh he looks so nice when he laughs. . . Ack! What am I THINKING? Am I. . . No, it can't be!)

Kakashi then noticed the looks Iruka was giving him.

He pondered about the confused chuunin while Itachi's tortue continued. . . .

How'd you like THAT? Hm? Hm?

What should I make Jiraiya do? Some suggestions would be nice. . . . Anyway, thanks for reading!