No stopping it now! Heat is upon us! Argh! Why doesn't it snow in the tropics! We sure need it!
And for those wondering what Itachi is supposed to look like with ribbons, I suggest you go to those photo sharing sites and look at ANY pic with Itachi in it that has the color PINK.
Truth Or Dare II chapter 3
Uchiha Itachi was in tears. No, it had nothing to do with his family. Nothing to do with the Akatsuki, except for the off chance that somebody had taken a photo (which was what several mischievous shinobi outside were doing) and would show it to a member. If this happened, Itachi's career was finished.
No, it HAD to be ribbons. And bows. And barrettes. And hairpins. And—And—
All in his silky Uchiha hair.
"Hold still, Ita-chan!" said Tsunade teasingly.
"DO NOT CALL ME ITA-CHAN!" yelled the missing nin, tied to a chair.
"Oh, but it suits you so well now!" smiled Tsunade. "Doesn't he look just kawaii, Kisame-kun?"
"I'll say!" said Kisame, rolling around on the floor in laughter, not unlike a certain Inuzuka who was doing the exact same thing outside.
"Really! Pink should be YOUR favorite color, Uchiha-kun, it brings out the color of your eyes." said Orochimaru.
"Now if only I had brought a camera with me!" thought Kakashi to himself. "Sasuke-kun would have liked to see this!"
Iruka's mind once again: Is he thinking about me? ARGH! Where are these thoughts coming from! Stupid author!
(Me: Bad, Iruka-chan! You REALLY want me to put you and Kakashi in the closet, dontcha?)
(Iruka: Ack! NO!)
Now speaking of cameras. . . .
outside
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm NEVER letting Aniki forget this, as long as I live!" laughed Sasuke. It was the kind of laugh that'd make a Sasuke fangirl scream with delight.
"I never realized that Kiba-kun and Kisame-san were so similar. . ." said Lee. "Both have animal characteristics. . ."
"Oooh, we'd better send these pics to the Akatsuki!" said Naruto, accessing the internet wirelessly. "But how?"
"Check Shikamaru's email addresses. I heard him say he met Deidara in a chatroom" said Neji deviously.
Naruto clicked the instant messenger icon, and accessed Shikamaru's ID. Deidara was online. (And please don't ask how I thought of the ID names. And if Deidara IS a guy, don't murder me pls. I'm only human.)
dara-chan(akatsuki): Shikamaru?
shadownin(konoha): This is a pal of Shikamaru's. You know where Itachi and Kisame went?
dara-chan(akatsuki): Yeah, supposedly to the hokage's birthday party or something. No one had any missins today, so it's boring around here.
shadownin(konoha): Well, I'm sending you pics of what's going on.
Naruto sent Deidara the pics of Itachi's doom, several scandalous Kisame/Anko pics and a recording of Orochimaru's slipups (The "pink" and "Kabuto kiss" incidents).
(I hope there won't be any new pairings just because I wrote that. . . . I leave that for someone else to write!)
dara-chan(akatsuki): . . . . . . .LOL! Sankyuu! Sasori and the others will love this!
inside
Oblivious to his impending humiliation, Itachi spun the bottle.
". . . Shizune, am I right?"
The nervous nin nodded.
"Truth or dare."
"Truth."
The scandalous orb quickly devised a question.
Itachi looked bored.
"Are you afraid of mice?" he asked.
All of a sudden, Shizune took on a powerful aura.
"M-mice! WHERE!" she squeaked. Tonton retreated under the table due to the scary aura.
Speak of the devil, a mouse-shaped toy belonging to Iruka's cat was lying around innocently.
"M-MOUSE! EVIL BEING! FOUL RODENT!" shrieked Shizune, jumping onto the highest nearby object, which happened to be Kabuto.
"Ack! Calm down, Shizune!" said Kabuto. He was also affected by the aura.
"Are you afraid of mice or not?" said Itachi. He seemed oblivious to the strange events.
"YES!" whimpered Shizune, burying her face into Kabuto's neck.
It just so happened that Kabuto's neck was one of his sensitive points.
Kabuto let out a moan of distinct pleasure, much to Anko's annoyance. She quickly kicked the mouse toy under the table beside Tonton and tapped Shizune's shoulder.
"Get down from there you coward." she said.
"Ah, ah, do I sense jealousy?" said Orochimaru, in that annoying way of talking unique to villains.
"Shut up."
Shizune eventually got down from Kabuto and was handed the orb.
(corny spinning sound effects)
"Jiraiya! Truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
Shizune read the paper.
"Heheh. . . . Spin the bottle."
Jiraiya spun the bottle.
And of all the ironies, he got Iruka.
"Iruka-sensei, I suppose you are familiar with a particular jutsu of Naruto's. . . .?" smiled Shizune evilly.
outside
"What jutsu of Naruto's?" said Lee.
"Rasengan?" guessed Neji.
Kiba's guess was the most accurate.
"ORIOKE NO JUTSU!" he cried.
inside
"NANI!" said Iruka. "I have to do THAT! What does Jiraiya do then!"
"No, Jiraiya's the one supposed to do the Orioke no Jutsu." snickered Shizune. "He has to do a sexy dance in front of you."
"Oho!" said Jiraiya. "This is going to be interesting!"
Kakashi's eyebrow lifted in mild amusement. The look on Iruka's face was priceless.
Jiraiya used the Orioke no Jutsu, causing Asuma to have a nosebleed. Kisame stared. Kabuto nearly barfed (he knew it was Jiraiya). Orochimaru scoffed at the lameness of the tecnique while Itachi. . . Covered his eyes. This was one jutsu he DIDN'T want to learn.
Itachi noticed Kisame staring.
"So the Kyuubi made that technique? Interesting. I can see why the leader wants him captured, as that technique's got Kisame mesmerized." Thought Itachi.
"Iruka. . . ." said Jiraiya, in a feminine voice. He/she sat on Iruka's lap.
Iruka didn't know whether to be disgusted or to get a nosebleed.
"Just. . . . .Get this over with!" said the chuunin.
"Aren't you having fun, Iruka?" said Jiraiya, adjusting his position, making Iruka blush furiously.
Iruka sent a desperate look at Kakashi, who seemed to be enjoying the scene.
As Jiraiya proceeded to dance, Kakashi couldn't help being reminded of a particular scene in Icha Icha Paradaisu. . .
outside
"This is weird. . ." said Kiba.
"This is just wrong. . . . Poor Iruka-sensei. . ." said Sasuke, in his trademark thinking position.
"I'm beginning to feel sick. . . ." said Lee, his complexion turning to the shade of his tights.
"Hey, look at Kakashi-sensei, he's not looking at Jiraiya. . . ." said Neji, alert as always.
"Yeah, he's looking at. . . . IRUKA-SENSEI!" said Naruto.
inside, 15 minutes later
Everyone had recovered sufficiently after that. Except poor, poor Iruka-sensei.
"So, I spin the bottle?" said Jiraiya, master of the obvious.
The bottle landed on. . . . .
. . . . . . Kisame.
This one took me a while. Darn writer's block! Mendokuse. . .
Hoped you liked this one. And should I put Deidara in the party? Is Deidara a girl or guy? If you're gonna review, give me your opinion! Thanks!
