Well, here we go again… and this time, Roy is not the one being victimized… though he is still wearing that miniskirt.
Disclaimer: Yes! Yes! I own Fullmetal Alchemist! Author gets exploded by Scar for lying and thus going against god owwww… I plead insanity!
Riza looked up and scowled as Havoc strolled into the office with a dark-haired, dark eyed beauty hanging off his arm, obviously his new girlfriend. Pulling out her gun, she strode purposely toward them and aimed at his head.
Havoc saw her coming and paled, wondering what it was he'd done and whether he'd live to regret it. His girlfriend asked him what was wrong. Before he could answer her, Riza started yelling.
"What is she doing here? Is she cleared to enter a military facility! Explain yourself!"
Havoc paled even more. Was it just him, or was Riza even scarier than usual?
Riza fired impatiently, just missing his left ear. Beside him, his girlfriend went unnoticed as she collapsed in a dead faint.
Havoc pulled himself together. "Well, Sir-!" his fear-heightened senses noted the dark aura the madwoman emanated and the 'look' she shot at him. He quickly revised what he was saying "Um, Ma'am!" unnoticed on the floor, Havoc's girlfriend regained consciousness. Havoc indicated her and said "My girlfriend here wanted to see where I worked, so I thought I'd introduce her around…" he trailed off, waiting to die by Riza's gun.
Instead, it was the shock that nearly killed him as Riza simply sighed and holstered the gun. 'The world is gonna end' he thought 'and I just got a girlfriend too…'
His thoughts were interrupted by Riza's muttering "It's just an office… pens, paperwork and desks… just a normal office.'
Roy suddenly appeared from nowhere "A normal office?" he said in an enquiring tone, one eyebrow raised "What sort of normal office has women that shoot at people for no reason and a boss that would make a man wear a miniskirt?"
Havoc's girlfriend stared up at him from the floor. Her jaw dropped in shock. Then slowly, a puddle of drool began to form on the floor around her.
"Havoc, I suggest you help the pretty lady off the floor." Drawled Roy, noticing Havoc's girlfriend.
Havoc eyeballed Roy warily before bending and helping his girlfriend to her feet.
"I believe you said you were going to introduce her?" hinted Riza.
"Oh, yes of course. Ma'am, this is Mikaela Smith. Mikaela, this is 1st Lieutenant Hawkeye."
"Please, call me Riza" interrupted the gun-toting psycho woman.
"And I'm Colonel Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist."
Mikaela's attention returned to Roy. White sparkles floated across her vision as a breeze brushed lightly through Roy's hair. (A/N: you know, what always seems to happen when the character meets the very pretty love interest…)
Mikaela could restrain herself no longer and, throwing herself at Roy, began pashing him desperately.
Havoc stared in shock as his new girlfriend kissed his superior officer. Nobody else even looked up from their work- they were used to this by now. Roy smiled into the kiss, pleased that he'd managed to steal another of Havoc's girlfriends, despite that darn miniskirt.
Riza finally pulled a gun on them after waiting five whole minutes for them to stop on their own. 'How do they get air?' She thought exasperatedly as she fired a warning bullet between the two.
They both jumped and Mikaela screamed. After she'd recovered, she turned and walked off with an evilly smiling Roy, completely forgetting about poor Havoc.
"Captain Aiden Thomas reporting for duty, Sir!"
Captain Thomas had just transferred from the Eastern HQ. Roy looked over the man's appearance, taking in the immaculately cleaned and ironed uniform, complete with its very own polished brass buttons. Even the man's red hair was extraordinarily neat, with not so much as a single hair out of place.
'Is this guy even human?' Roy thought bemusedly.
"Lt. Hawkeye!" Roy called loudly.
Riza opened the door and stepped into the room "Yes, Sir?"
Wondering idly if she spent the days waiting outside his office door, Roy indicated the other man. "Lt. Hawkeye, can you show Captain Aiden Thomas his desk and introduce him to the gang?"
"Why don't you do it yourself, Sir?" replied Riza impatiently "As you only have paperwork to do and, judging from the piles on your desk, you don't seem inclined to do it anytime soon."
"But-" protested Roy, too late. Riza was already gone.
"Well, I guess it's up to me then" Roy grumbled. He stood up and moved out from behind the desk. "Let's get this over with."
Captain Thomas stared in shock at the miniskirt, and then a strange look appeared on his face. Roy realised with a feeling of apprehension that he knew that look. In fact, he used that look all the time. Roy gulped nervously and started to back away. Unfortunately, the other man followed slowly.
"Um…I…" Roy trailed off, trying desperately to collect his thoughts. Before he could think of how best to explain his situation, he felt the other man's hands running through his hair, and lips on his own.
Roy was squashed against the wall and trying desperately to get his brain working again, when he dimly registered the sound of his office door opening. At the sound, Capt. Thomas backed off. Roy stayed against the wall, a dazed expression on his face. He didn't think he'd be able to stand if he moved.
His brain woke up just enough to catch the end of Mikaela's screaming.
"…bastard! How dare you lead me on like that!" She burst out crying, and then Roy heard his office door slam.
Roy then heard another voice "I… I'm sorry" Capt. Thomas voice cracked "I… was that… I just made you lose your girlfriend, didn't I?"
Before Roy could reply, Capt. Thomas apologized again and hurriedly left the room, leaving Roy to his scrambled thoughts.
Roy sank to the floor, still rather shell-shocked. After remaining like that for about ten minutes, his brain had recovered enough to draw a conclusion from the recent occurrences. His trademark smirk slowly spread itself across his face. He liked kissing guys…
Yes folks, I decided to try writing shonen-ai. Unfortunately, this story will not be a RoyEd ficcy, as my best friend has informed me that she will cease to read it should that occur. As she is the person I rely on to critique my chapters before I post them, I won't risk it.
This chapter was extremely hard for me, so I would appreciate helpful reviews. If you must tell me it was a great chapter, update soon please, try to pinpoint where it was good. I'd really like to improve my writing style. Even flames are welcome, if they are helpful.
Also, if anybody can think of a good chapter title, I would love to hear it.
