Ah! Sorry for the wait, my internet connection went on strike. No kidding. The dang modem just quit connecting for almost two weeks and the technician said there was nothing wrong with it. Phooey.
And if you don't know who half the characters are (like some people that reviewed, no names shall be given) then feel free to research! I did mine!
Truth Or Dare II chapter 5
"KISAME!" yelled the shocked Uchiha.
"Huh? Deidara!"
"Konichiwa, Kisame-kuun!" smiled Deidara, sitting down on the tatami mats in Iruka's living room. "Ah! Kabuto-kun! Orochimaru-chan! Long time no see!"
"Orochimaru-CHAN!" said Jiraiya.
"Yup! Did you know, Orochimaru-chan gives the best manicures in Akatsuki next to Itachi-dono---oomph!" said Deidara, mouth covered by both Itachi and Orochimaru in unison.
"Ahahahaha!" said Orochimaru, sweatdropping. "Don't listen to him, he's been drinking again! Right, Sasori-dono!"
". . . . No comment." said Sasori, helping himself to some orange juice.
"That's a HIM?" said Shizune. "He's pretty!"
Kakashi examined Itachi's nails.
"Oho! Those weren't there in our Anbu days, were they, Uchiha-kun?" said Kakashi amusedly. "Although the purple can be explained by Orochimaru-pink-chan's lack of taste. . ."
"I like the ribbons, Uchiha-dono." smirked Sasori.
Itachi hmph-ed and sat down in his former position, just as Iruka came out of the kitchen.
"Gyah!" screamed Iruka. "More Akatsuki! There must be a serious breach of security in Konoha. . ."
"I'll work on it." said the half drunk Tsunade.
"AH! This is not a security breach but an opportunity for friendship!" said Gai. 'Having friends is YOUTHFUL!"
Ping! (Cue Gai-sensei pose)
"Uh, shall we continue?" said Kisame meekly, pointing to the orb.
Kisame spun the bottle. . . .
outside
"O-ro-chi-ma-ru-CHAN!" laughed Kiba, who was (yet again) rolling on the floor.
"Gai-sensei! So youthful!" sang Lee.
"I'm liking this more and more. . . ." sniggered Neji.
"This is highly amusing, Hyuuga." grinned Gaara, patting his pal (no, really!) on the back.
5 seconds later. . .
"Naruto?" wondered Gaara out loud.
"Hey, where IS he?" said Lee.
"Sasuke's gone, too!" said Kiba.
3 seconds later. . .
"YAOI!" cried Lee.
"Those two?" said Neji, his eyebrows raised.
"Deidara chose truth." said Gaara, looking at the laptop.
"Later!" said Kiba, looking for Naruto.
However. . . .
"Ah! That feels much better." said Naruto, in front of a tree. "Didn't realize I had to go to the bathroom so soon."
"Naruto! Oi, dobe, where are you?" shouted Sasuke.
"Shut up, Sasuke-teme!" said Naruto, turning around.
Sasuke blushed a brilliant red.
"Huh? What's up, Sasuke-teme?"
"y-you. . . ." stuttered Sasuke.
"Aha! There they are-WHOA!" said Kiba.
Gaara's eyes widened. "They'd gotten THAT far!"
Neji took a glance then about-faced, pushing Gaara and Kiba back. "Let's leave the two alone."
Lee however. . .
"OH MY GOSH! BY THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH, I COMMEND YOU!" said Lee, the air around him shimmering fantastically. He posed. "The blossom of love! What a sweet moment! HOW YOUTHFUL!—oof!"
For Neji had conveniently poked (or gentle fist or whatever you want to call it) him in the stomach, and proceeded to drag him back to where the laptop was.
"Huh?" said Naruto. A breeze passed by. Only then did Naruto realize that. . . .
And by now, Sasuke was looking down to the ground, face redder than Gaara's hair.
. . . " I FORGOT TO ZIP UP MY PANTS!"
back inside
"Truth!" said Deidara cutely.
Iruka noticed Kakashi looking at Deidara, and felt a slight pang of jealousy.
Iruka's mind: Am. . . am I jealous! Why! Why am I developing these feelings. . . Or maybe I had these feelings all along but never realized it. . . . NO!
Kakashi looked at Iruka who was looking at him. He smiled. Iruka turned slightly pink and looked at the cookies on the table.
"Give me three of Uchiha Itachi's most well kept secrets!" said Kisame triumphantly.
"THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!" said Itachi, looking at the paper.
"Oh yes it is, Itachi-dono." grinned Sasori, looking over Kisame's shoulder.
"Well for starters—" started Deidara, only to find himself loking into the eyes of Mangekyo Sharingan. (hope I got that right)
"Don't you dare." growled Itachi.
"Too late for that, Ita-chan, he picked dare." smirked Tsunade.
"WILL YOU STOP THAT!" said Itachi. "I haven't been picked on this badly since kindergarten!"
"I DO recall an incident involving you scaring the wits out of several rather charred looking kids. . ." said Kakashi.
"Yes." said Iruka. "He'd used the sharingan to copy Sandaime's Katon Kyokaku no jutsu (the flamethrower jutsu) and nearly burnt the school building."
Several veins pulsed on Itachi's brow. He glared at Deidara.
"One down. . . ." he muttered, loud enough for Kisame to hear.
"On the contrary, Itachi-dono." pointed out Sasori. "Deidara's the one supposed to be storytelling, not anyone else. Any other little tidbits divulged by anyone else aren't included."
"Nice one, Sasori-kun!" smiled Deidara.
"Where did you get those investigatory skills?" asked Kisame.
"Oh, Zetsu's been giving me lessons." shrugged Sasori.
"Okay! Did you guys know that Itachi subscribes to –" Deidara pulls out a PDA and accesses the internet…
The small screen showed a website decorated with various fishing lures.
"- Fisherman's Bulletin? (Made this up. If it exists, so help me.) He goes to this site whenever Kisame's not around so that he doesn't get offended."
Kisame looked at Itachi, eyes wide.
"How could you! To think I. . . I TRUSTED YOU!" bawled the blue skinned ninja.
Anko rubbed Kisame's back, while Sasori laughed at the reaction of Itachi's partner.
Kakashi chuckled. Here again was the situation of the eldest Uchiha amusing him.
By now, Iruka had (unbelievably) thrown caution to the winds and was looking at Kakashi with a big smile on his face.
"Just one question, Itachi-san." said Kabuto, his hand raised.
Itachi looked at Kabuto.
"Is it because you like Dango?" said Kabuto. "I hear that there's an extremely hard to make Dango recipe that involves a certain fish that can only be caught with certain kinds of bait."
Itachi looked at Kabuto in disbelief. An excuse!
"Y-yeah! Kabuto's right!" said Itachi, sweatdropping. The real reason he went to the site was so that he could figure out how to prepare Kisame's food of choice, sashimi.
outside
"I've heard loads of weird excuses before but this is ridiculous." said Sasuke. "That one tops even Kakashi-sensei's weirdest excuse."
"Which was. . . .?" asked Kiba.
"That he had gotten up early for once only to bump into a horde of fangirls."
"Which you believed, I assume?" said Neji.
"Well, with my kind of lifestyle, not hard to believe." shrigged Sasuke. "Most are content with just stalking with me, though."
Naruto, recovering from the incident earlier, opened a bag of potato chips. . . . .
. . . . . which caught the attention of Akimichi Chouji, having left one of Konoha's more popular barbecue restaurants. It happened to be near Iruka's house.
"I smell potato chips." said Chouji simply, and he proceeded to investigate, only to find several of his pals in his sensei's garden.
"Chouji!" said Naruto. "Your smelling can't be THAT good, otherwise you'd be an Inuzuka!"
Chouji began munching on the chips.
"There's a really good Korean barbecue restaurant nearby." said Choji between mouthfuls.
"That explains it." said Lee.
"Akimichi." said Gaara. "Did you know that Naruto and Sasuke were fu-"
"WE WERE NOT!" shouted the two shinobi.
Oto
"Ooh, this is hilarious." said Sakon. "You paying attention, ni-san?"
"Yeah." replied Ukon.
"Who knew?" laughed Jirobu.
"How does Kabuto know so much anyway?" wondered Tayuya. "As far as I can tell, all he does is treat people and conduct research for Orochimaru-sama."
"Who knows what those do when they're all alone. . ." said Kidomaru with a smirk.
Everyone laughed, with the exception of Jirobu who said "Bleargh."
"Your jokes are getting better, Kidomaru-kun." smled Tayuya.
"Really?" said Kidomaru, with a big smile on his face. "So you'll go out with me?"
"No, no, and for the last time, no!" said Tayuya. "You're more annoying than greenie!"
"Who, Lee?" asked Kimimaro.
"Yeah, him! He looks better than you as well!" said Tayuya.
"Don't compare me with that fuzzy eyebrows shinobi!" said Kidomaru.
"She's right, he DOES look better than you." said Sakon.
"It's the self-confidence thing." said Ukon. "I read about it in one of Tayuya's magazines."
Everyone stared at Ukon.
"Ni-san, are you okay? Ever since the separated us two for medical treatment, you've been acting strangely. . ." said a worried Sakon.
"I'm fine, but all there is to read around here are Kabuto's medical journals, and he writes stuff like a doctor! I can't make out what he's written!"
"That gives you no reason to read Tayuya-chan's magazines!"
"Who gave you permission to call me Tayuya-chan!" screeched an annoyed Tayuya.
Kimimaro smiled at his friends as they argued. Nothing had changed.
He noticed the onscreen Deidara about to say something.
"Hey guys, stop arguing for a minute and come see this. . ."
And there ends this segment of ToD! I hope I got the Sound Five (or six, counting Ukon) personalities right! Hope you enjoyed it!
