Sorry for the long delay! Been busy for the past few weeks. . .

Truth Or Dare II chapter 6

The viewers watched in suspense as Deidara opened his mouth. . .

"Now for another Uchiha Itachi secret! He's in love with-"

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" yelled Itachi, tackling Deidara, and covering his mouth.

"You're in love with who!" said Kurenai, who loved a good romance.

Asuma watched with great interest.

"Okay, Itachi! You may be an S-class criminal, but in this case I shall make an exception and help you! Who's the lucky girl?" said Asuma.

"YOSH! I, Maito Gai, shall assist with the educating of the youthful Uchiha Itachi in the field of romance!" said Gai, slapping Itachi on the back.

Itachi backed away from Gai slowly. "Don't touch me. . ."

Deidara managed to squirm out of Itachi's sleeper hold and squealed "He's in love with-"

"Will you just shut up already?" said Itachi, threatening to slit Deidara's throat.

"Ehehehehe. . ." said Deidara, sweatdropping. "Okay, okay, I'll say something different. . ."

"Good." said the enraged Uchiha, letting go of Deidara.

"Okay!' smiled Deidara, taking out a little notepad. "Which one should I say?"

"You wrote them all down!" said Itachi, horrified.

"How come you know so much, Deidara?" asked Kisame.

"Blackmail." he grinned. "Itachi's very ticklish! Let's see here…"

Deidara produced a feather out of nowhere and tickled Itachi's ear.

"GAK! No! Stop-hahaha! Hee hee! STOP IT hahaha" laughed Itachi. (Cue fangirl scream!)

outside….

"Aha! More blackmail material!" smiled Sasuke, with an evil look in his eyes.

"Uchiha seems to be enjoying himself." noted Gaara. "I wonder what he and Naruto did to each other a while ago."

"WE DID NOTHING!" screamed the two genin.

"Saaasuke-kuun!" said Sakura, jumping over Iruka's fence. "Found you!"

"No fair, Sakura! Sasuke's MINE!" said Ino, following Sakura. She grabbed Sasuke's arm.

"How many times have I told you HE IS MINE!" said Sakura, grabbing the other arm.

"He belongs to neither of you." smirked Neji.

"Huh?" said both.

"NO!" screamed Sasuke and Naruto. If Ino got word if this, they'd be dead.

"He belongs to Naruto." said Gaara, smirking as well.

"I don't get it." said Ino.

"Sasuke. . . . Naruto. . . . ." said Sakura, a vein throbbing in her forehead.

"SasuNaru!" said Lee happily. "So youthful!"

"Say that again to my face!" said Ino, grabbing Lee by the collar. She glared.

"Ne, Sasuke-kun, what's the laptop for-EEEEE! Kakashi-sensei's mask is off!" screamed Sakura.

"WHAT!" said Ino, dropping Lee ("Ouch!"). She ran to the laptop and stared. "Sasuke-kun, what's your brother doing there?"

"Laughing his head off." answered Chouji.

While the genin were busy explaining the events to the two kunoichi, Deidara revealed the third Itachi secret.

"Itachi sleeps in purple pyjamas with puppies on them!" he said, like a little kid eating ice cream happily.

"Of all the things, he had to say THAT. . . ." said Itachi, sweatdropping heavily.

"That's not all! Sasori-kun sleeps with a teddy bear-"

"A little bit TOO much information there, Deidara!" said Sasori, sweatdropping himself.

Oto…

"Teddy bear? Aww, that's sweet. . ." said Tayuya, smiling.

"I sleep with a spider plushie!" said Kidoumaru, desperate to get Tayuya to go out with him.

"Okay now THAT is gross." replied Tayuya, inching away from Kidoumaru. "I'd rather marry Kimimaro than go out with you!"

"Huh?" said Kimimaro, now confused. "How'd I get into the argument?"

"I can see why!" snickered Ukon. "Kimimaro looks kinda cute confused."

"Gasp! Ni-san! You're GAY!" screamed Sakon.

"Come on, look at him!" insisted Ukon.

"Hey, he IS cute. . ."

"Oh no. . ." said Kimimaro. He hid under the blanket. "Why me!"

Back in Konoha, Deidara had spun the bottle, which landed on Tsunade.

"Dare!" said the now, very drunk Hokage.

Deidara read the paper.

"Spin the bottle, Hokage."

The bottle landed on Sasori.

"You have to kiss him."

"WHAT!" said Sasori. "Dara!"

"Gomene, Sasori-kun. . ."

"Get over here, you!" said Tsunade, upturning the coffee table. She was so drunk, she mistook the dare for a battle challenge.

"Gah! Get away from me!"

"Ack, my house!" said Iruka.

"Tsunade, calm down!" said Jiraiya, making sure she didn't beat Sasori up or something. . .

. . .but instead, ended up being thrown out of the roof.

"What the heck!" said a shocked Naruto.

"We've been discovered!" said Kiba, as Neji hastily sent a message to Tayuya saying that he'd send the rest another time. Lee and Gaara ran to get the cameras, as the Kikaichu bugs quickly flew for their lives. The rest of the genin ran for cover.

The Akatsuki members all grabbed Sasori and ran out of the house as soon as they felt the roof collapse.

"Aagh!" cried Iruka, who was about to be squashed by a wooden beam.

A white-haired jounin picked up the startled chuunin bridal style and jumped out of harm's way.

"You okay, Iruka?"

Iruka blushed, and nodded. Kakashi smiled.

"Let's go to my house, shall we?" said the jounin, as Iruka hugged him.

"Now THAT was a party!" said Orochimaru. "Shall we go home then, Kabuto?"

"Yes, Orochimaru-sama. Let's keep today's events between the two of us. I'll make sure that the Sound Five (or six) know nothing about today." replied Kabuto, blissfully unaware that the Sound nin in question were laughing like maniacs after seeing the last video feed that Neji had managed to send, which was Iruka's house collapsing while ninja jumped out of various places (like the big hole Jiraiya had made).

Shikamaru, who had wisely watched the proceedings from two houses away, laughed.

"I knew lending them that laptop wasn't too troublesome. . . Better go home to tell Tayuya."

The Truth or Dare orb lay hidden in the debris of Iruka's house for quite some time, until Konohamaru and his two pals Udon and Moegi arrived to deliver their school project to their sensei.

"Iruka-sensei? Huh? What happened here?" said a confused Udon.

"Hey lookie! It's a toy!" said Moegi, picking up the orb.

"That's no toy, that's a Truth or Dare orb!" said Konohamaru excitedly. "I read on the internet that those things are cursed! They bring misfortune to whoever uses them!"

The three gulped, looked at each other, and said. . .

"COOL!"

Owari

I'm writing an epilogue after this so don't forget to check for it! Thanks for reading this far! Short, I know, but I was running out of plot ammunition. . . Haha!