WooHoo! Continuation!
Warning: Sasuke is super OOC because of his mind... /mumbles/ pervert sasuke... /coughs/ but i hope you all like it because i love you... /mumbles again/ that doesnt make sense /sighs/ oh well revie guys...
Reminders:Shifting of scene and POV –LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH!-
Shifting of scene only -CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!-
Bold words are sound effects…
Dreams are in italics…
Action of the speaker is enclosed in /
Summary:Just read he first chapter! I'm too lazy to type it…
Sasuke's POV (9:05 pm)
Dug, dug, dug, dug…. Oh… My heart! What should I say? What the hell should I SAY!
"Sasu-"
"What are you saying turned-on? Why will I get turned on? Don't you know the difference between getting turned on and wearing small boxers?" Phew! Escaped!
"Yeah bu-"
"You just said it. I'm wearing small boxer shorts when sleepi-"
BAM! BAM! BAM/wince/ What the heck? Another banging on my bedroom door? Did Naruto locked the front gate and who the hell has the guts to bang on the Uchiha's bedroom door! I glanced at Naruto and then… On second thoughts, Naruto is the only one who can bang on my bedroom door!
"Sasuke?" I heard Sakura, Ino, Ten-Ten and other voices outside.
"Shit! Its Sakura and my other fan girls! This is your fault for leaving the gate unlocked!"
"What? Now it's my fault Sasuke-teme? I didn't… Uhh… That gate?"
"Yes that gate moron!"
"Hehehe… Sorry…"
"Naruto are you there?" Their voices again! I'm sick of it!
"All the people outside will you shu-"
"TEME!" What? My fan girls are calling me teme? Argh! Kill them! I will ki… Why is Naruto laughing?
"What dobe?"
"Nyahahahaha! Your fan girls are… Hahahahaha! Ca-calling you te… Haahahaahahaaha! TEME!"
"Sasuke! We swear that if you hurt Naruto, you will be stab a hundred times!" What's happening? My… The girls are threatening me if I touch Naruto? What's happening! Oh great! It's the grand and almighty Naruto obsession! I felt Naruto tense up.
"Naruto?" I asked curiously.
"Sasuke! Hide me! Please!" I am now seeing an orange frantic blur running around my bedroom.
"Che, that's your problem! It's so troublesome" Now I'm beginning to sound like Shikamaru.
"NARUTO? IS SASUKE RAPING YOU NOW! JUST CALL OUR NAME AND WE'LL RESCUE YOU!"
"…"To say the least, I was speechless and was just thankful that I locked the door.
"Oh god! What will I do? What and another fucking what!"
"…" And speechless again… Come on Uchiha, think!
"Come on Uchiha, think! Help me in here!" Am I dreaming or Naruto really said my exact thoughts?
"I said that's your problem dobe, I'm going back to sleep" Uchiha! What's gotten into you? Help your crush out! Whoa… Rewind! Help your cutest, most adorable, feminine-looking rival and ramen-tasting teammate! Now, that's appropriate!
"Argh! Teme!" Before I could reply, I saw smoke and a lot of girls bursting inside my room and swallowing my light… I knew it, I will pass ou- THUD!
–LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH!-
The next day at the dobe… I mean moron… Sorry, I mean Naruto's apartment
Third POV(6:30 am)
"Kiss me Naruto! Kiss, lick and suck me Naruto!" Kiba demanded to Naruto.
"EEEEEEWWWWW! Grosss! Just fucking stop it Kiba! You're gross! Really!"
"If that's the case, you'll be my uke now!" Kiba pounced on him real hard and began undressing him.
"Sasuke, my stoic prince charming, help me with this monster!"
DUDUDUDUN!
"Naruto my love, what's the problem?" When he saw his beloved under a stupid dog boy monster, he immediately draws out his sword out of nowhere and prepared to attack.
"You stupid shithead! You will pay for touching my treasure! YAAAAHHHH!" Sasuke lunged forward and pointed his sword at Kiba's throat.
"AAAAHHH!"
-CUTE! CUTE! CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!-
Naruto's POV (6:50am)
"Wha-What the hell!" I shot up in bed aghast in my dre-oh no, no, no! It was a nightmare!
"I know it's because of that stupid dog boy and that stupid arrogant Mr.Get-out-of-the-way-because-I'm-so-cool jerk! Damn all of you!" I manage to gasp out as the memories of my nightmare became flooding back to me in short, gross…
–LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH!-
Later that day at the bridge…
Sasuke's POV(8:30am)
Don't freak out, don't freak out, don't freak ou-ARGH!
"What are you two doing? The last time I checked , this was a public place and I think it hadn't change" I spat out rather harshly at my two teammates.
"What Sasuke-teme! Are you jealous? I'm sorry but Naruto's mine! Naruto doesn't like people who pass out because of nothing!" Sakura snapped back at me. Why that stupid bi-
"Sasuke? Aren't we training? Sorry Sakura but I have some training to do with Sasuke-teme" I heard Naruto and then he looked at me pleadingly completely oblivious to Sakura's last statement and I'm glad about that.
"Are you Sasuke-teme?" You stupid fucking bitch!
"Why of course! Come on Naruto-" we run of then I said something that went Sakura on killing rampage.
"chaaaaannnn"
"Why you son of a bitch!" I heard Sakura spat back but were already far awwaaay! Ha serves her ri-
"SASUKE! Help me!" What the! It's Kakashi-sensei straddling Naruto's hips.
"Uh..Naruto lovey-dovey, com to pahpah!"
"EEEWWW! GROSS!" With that on cue, I immediately threw a kunai to my perverted but dazed sensei pinning him to a tree then grabbed a very blonde dobe cursing something within the lines of perverted teachers and stupid books or stupid teachers and perverted booksthen teleported us immediately to the Hokage's tower.
-CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!-
At the Hokage's tower… (8:43am)
"OLD HAG!" a voice filled with so much anger and irritation that made me wince mentally.
"WHAT IS IT YOU STUPID UNGRATEFUL BRAT?"
"Ehehehe… Well, I'm just joking with the hag part" I heard Naruto laugh nervously. Finally he learned to know when to shut up because he knows how could a hag be angry if waken up not so fine.
"We came here because we wanted to ask you something"
"Hell yeah!"
"Well, what is it? We don't have the whole day you know"
"It's about the almost whole population of Konoha stalking me even including my sensei and Sasuke-teme's fan club!" I saw the Hokage tensed but relaxed again but panic still evident in her eyes.
"Oh th-that?"
"YES! It's about that Tsunade-sama" Shit! Naruto used that suffix on Tsunade, it means it's serious.
"It's all because of a little experiment…"
"Experiment?" I asked authentically curious.
"Mind if you explain?"
"Ye-"
"What?" I heard Naruto spat out viciously and I saw her eyes turning slightly red and the Hokage shivered almost unnoticeable but I managed to see it and the question is, why does Naruto's eyes getting red?
"Now, mind if you explain?"
"Certainly not"
"Good, spit it out now" Whoa! His eyes are now fully red and with a dark aura ready to kill if the answer didn't satisfy him. Sureee… This will be interesting!
-LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH!-
A/N:
Whoohoo! Chap two finished! Love yah all!
Now let's have a side story! This would be fun!
-LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH!-
-SIDESTORY-
CONFESSION Part. 1
Sasuke and Naruto were lying on their backs in the green grass peacefully while staring at the sky until Naruto sighed.
"I wonder…"
"What?"
"Could someone fall in love with the sa-same s-sex as theirs?" Sasuke was hit on target.
"O-o-of course, now why did you a-asked?"
"Nothing"
"Sure?"
"Yeah"
A couple of minutes passed…
"Sasuke?"
"Yes Naru-cha-AHEM! Naruto?"
"What if they liked their own best friend?" Again for the second time, Sasuke was struck straight.
"So? It doesn't matter right?"
"Yeah sure"
"Naruto?"
"Hm…?"
"IloveyouverymuchdobeandI'mlovingyouforquitealongtimenow!"
"Huh?" Sasuke cursed the dobe's denseness
"I said… Don't make me repeat it!"
"But I didn't heard it…"Naruto whined thinking how good teasing the dark-haired boy was.
"Hmph!" Sasuke turn his back to Naruto so that he was lying on his left side.
"Sasuke?"
No answer.
"Sasukeeeee….?"
"Shut up!"
"I love you too!" That sentence made Sasuke face him again that results to their faces merely an inch apart.
"What? Tell me you're not just joking 'cause it's not funny"
"I'm not" Naruto leaned in and kissed Sasuke full on the lips.
"Hn…"
"Now would you repeat what you said earlier?"
"I said, I love you!"
"You angry?'
"No"
"Good" Naruto leaned in Sasuke again.
"Always full of surprises"
"Yep! That would be me!"
THE END
-LuV Yah! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH!-
A/N(again)
That was so kawaii! Love it? I love it!
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