YOSHI! Chap 3! Oh and maybe it would be… Rated R because of some curse words used here… Hope you don't mind!

Reminders:Shifting of scene and POV –LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH!-
Shifting of scene only -CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!-
Bold words are sound effects
Dreams are in italics…
Action of the speaker is enclosed in /
Summary:Just read the first chapter! I'm too lazy to type it…


Tsunade's POV (8:45am)

How could I explain this? This is all Shizune's fault! I'm not the one who suppose to explain this. But on the other hand, I also participated in it… Shit! I should telepo-

"Don't even think about it" Geez! That damn brat/shiver/ Argh! Why am I shivering! I am not afraid! That damn bra-

"Damn you too Tsunade-sama and you should be afraid" Argh stupid brat!

"I am not stupid and just so you know, I can read your thoughts so go straight to explaining and we'll ask Shizune later"

"How?"

"Kyuubi's power remember?" I heard him whisper in a low tone.

"Kyuubi?" Oh I forgot that damn spoiled bastard.

"Nothing Sasuke! Now Tsunade-sama, tell me!" Wow, sure that damn Uchiha knows when to shut up.

"What?" Oh great! I forgot Sharingans could read minds too. Maybe he activated it when he heard Naruto's response. /shrugs/ Oh well…

"Tell us! I'm beginning to be impatient here!" I heard Naruto spat out viciously but I'll thank him later.

"Okay, Okay! It's because Shizune and I were…"

–LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH!-

After 3 hours of explaining with too much interruption…

Sasuke's POV (11am)

"YOU!" Hn, it's typical for Naruto to raise a finger pointing rudely at the Hokage while shouting. But who wouldn't if someone just learned that his misery is caused by a little experiment. Oh… My blood's beginning to boil! I should expect many rivals for Naruto's hand in mar- Damn! I am not having many rivals for that moron! DAMN IT! Hey wait, then why am I not affected?

"Naruto, I said I'm sorry…"

"But Tsunade-baachan, the whole village might rape me now or something!" NO! They can't touch Naruto! He's mine damn it!

"NARUTO… Aren't you listening a while ago? That potion is only effective for ninjas and besides, it doesn't affect the shinobis who are sleeping from 7pm to 7:30pm!" So that explains a lot but oh great so I get to face many ninjas who are awake that time… Good thing, his eyes are returning now to their natural color.

"What is it Uchiha brat?"

"Huh?" Did I say something?

"You just said something about facing ninjas, eyes, color and all, Sasuke-teme!"

"Oh it's nothing…" I swear I didn't say that out loud

"Shizune and I are working for the antidotes so for now, you have to deal with them and always watch out. Conversation is ended and the two of you are dismissed"

"But, but! Who would protect me?" Hn, Naruto's whining now.

"Oh that… Since Sasuke is not affected by that 'thing', he should be your babysitter. Is it okay with you Sasuke?" What? I'm Naruto's babysitter? No wa- Oh sure! I could do many perve- Stop there Uchiha!

"Hn, like I could do something about it" Hahaha… You're mine now…

"Hmph! Stupid old hag…" I heard Naruto mumbled.

"Come on dobe, let's get going. You heard Hokage-sama that I'm your babysitter for now." Heh. /smirks/

"Che! Whatever bastard!"

-CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!-

At one of the streets of Konoha… (11:16am)

We were walking side by side in a comfortable silence until Naruto decided to break it.

"Ne Sasuke, are you sure that having the list of all our friends and enemies a good idea?'

"Of course, it would give us a hint who would eat you alive and who will not" I stated calmly but the idea of someone eating Naruto was ridiculous!

"Sure Uchiha, whatever you say… Oh can I see the list?"

"Sure"

"…"

KONOHA

Aburame Shino

Akimichi Choji

Gaara

Haruno Sakura-X

Hyuuga Hinata

Hyuuga Neji

Inuzuka Kiba-X

Jiraiya

Kankurou

Nara Shikamaru

Rock Lee

Temari-X

TenTen-X

Yamanaka Ino-X

"Is this all and why are the students or genins not included?"

"I don't know, you don't expect me to know all the people here in Konoha right? And about the genins and students, they sleep at exactly 6:45pm and they all follow that because it's a rule"

"Well maybe I was but hey I know that info!"

"Che, dobe"

–LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH!-

At Sasuke's house… (12:02pm)

Naruto's POV

Uh… I'm hungry and that Mr. Look-I have-something-stuck-in-my-ass bastard didn't let me have a ramen…! Why is the world so cruel? Did the Gods hate me or something?

"Come on, let's eat" Why that son of a bitch bastard!

"Who are you to order me around?'

"I'm just your babysitter"

"Shut the fuck up Uchiha" I snarled. I'm so fed up that I run straight to the window leaping down to escape Sasuke. I don't care if I get molested or something I just need to get away Sasuke for awhile.

-CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!-

At the Konoha Playground…

Naruto's POV (12:15pm)

Growl Ohh… My stomach hurts… I didn't eat breakfast and I haven't eaten lunch…

"Uh… Na-Naru-ruto-kun?"

"Hey! Hi Hinata!" Maybe we could eat lunch together and maybe she can pay for it!

"Ha-have y-you eaten yo-your lunch?

"Well not yet and… I'm very hungry!"

"W-want to go to I-ichira-raku?" Hell yes!

"But I don't have any money!"

"Do-don't wor-worry Na-Naru-Naruto-kun, my tr-tr-treat!" Yay! But I think Hinata's not feeling well because her face is red.

"But I think you're sick because your face is red!"

"No I-I'm o-o-kay Naruto-kun co-come on" Hm… Her face is getting suspicious every minute.

"Hey Hinata"

"Ye-yes?"

"Are you blushing?"

"…" With that, I saw a very anxious Hinata leaving money on my lap and speeding at the opposite direction.

"She sure is weird but I have money now! Yay for Ichiraku!" Ha, that bastard will pay later but for now, food first!

–LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH!-

In one of the streets of Konoha…

Sasuke's POV (12:30pm)

Where the hell! Where the hell is he! I'm so frustrated! He's not in Ichiraku, not in the playground, not in the swing so where? If I'm Naruto, where would I go? Training of course… Well, duh…

-CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!CUTE!-

In the forest…

Argh… Where the hell…? Ah there he is, sleeping like a log under that big cherry tree with an empty ramen cup beside him. What a cute idiot… /sigh/ I walked up to him and carefully scooped him in my arms and teleported back to his apartment.

–LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH! LuV YaH!-

At Naruto's apartment…

Naruto's POV(3:20pm)

Ugh… As I slowly opened my eyes, I realized that I wasn't in the forest anymore. But who would carry me here? … Oh! I know! The wind carried me here!

"The wind's so kind…"

"What the hell was that dobe?"

"Ahhh!"

"What?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow to my actions but what's he doing here anyway?

"What are you doing here?"

"If you couldn't notice, I was the one who found you sleeping in a very open place where anyone can molest you without you noticing it" Oh… He was…

"Hmph…"

"Don't need to say it dobe"

"But I'm not like you! So… I'm… Um… Thank you Sasuke…" I whispered.

"Welcome dobe"

"Hey cut it out teme!" I just swallowed my pride… Sasuke…/sigh/

"What's with the sighing usuratonkachi?"

"No-nothing teme"

"So, do you still want to eat?"

"Nah, I'm full!" /laugh/ Isn't that comment fun- EH? SASUKE is LAUGHING? Oh well, good to see my normal stoic rival laughing. Point for me! Yehe-is that a pair of red eyes staring from the window…?


A/N:

Yosh! Chapter 3! Hope ya'll luv it juz like me! MERRY CHRISTMAS! I want reviews for my gift! So yeah…

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