A/N: Hello all! Thank you for reviewing! Yes I do have to admit, the things Envy said were a little harsh. Oh and where areEnvy and Ed?
Wrath: There still in Ed's room.
Me: Uh, what kind of pill did Ed give Envy Greed?
Greed: …Viagra.
Me: Oooooookay. Well they won't be joining us until after this chapter.
Wrath: Yup.
Me: …IT HAS JUST STRUCK ME THAT I HAVE ONLY HAD ONE YAOI SCENE!
Greed: Tis a crying shame!
Me: So there will be LOTS of yaoi in this chapter! (Two scenesat the most) Oh and Greed, he's not that old!
Greed: Yeah! I'm still in my thirties!
Wrath: …that's kinda old.
Greed: IS NOT! (Goes over and sulks in a corner)
Warning: DarkTigerGirl's bad grammar, language, and desk sex!
Passionate Romance
Envy had woken-up at 8:00 in the morning feeling quit refreshed. When he and Edward had to teach, they would have to wake up at 6:00 in the morning. It was a nice change not having towake up so early; even if it was for only two days. Envy looked over and saw that Edward was still cuddled up next to him asleep. The sin smiled and softly stroked Edward's hair. Edward moved around a little and groaned.
"What time is it?" He mumbled.
"A little after eight."
Edward opened his eyes, sat up and stretched. Envy marveled at the blonde's body. 'Absolutely beautiful' and 'begging to be fucked' were the only things Envy could think of. So he reached over and began to lick the side of Edward's neck.
"I see someone's hungry this morning."
Envy smirked and pushed Edward back down onto the mattress. Seeing that Envy didn't wear a shirt to bed, that was one less thing Edward had to deal with. So he just reached down and pulled off Envy's boxers. He lightly ran his fingers across the sins spin, casing him to give off a small shiver. Envy took this time to run his fingers threw Edward's hair, massaging his scalp. Edward placed his fingers on the sins chin, brought it up, and roughly pressed his lips against the sins. Envy parted his lips, and in an instance, Edward darted his tongue into the sins mouth. The blonde caressed the top of Envy's tongue, while Envy caressed the bottom of his. Edward raised his hips slightly and rubbed his groin against Envy's. Both of them let out moans as the friction between them became hotter. Envy reached down and removed Edward's boxers. They still continued to grind against each other, causing the other to moan louder. Finally parting from there lip-lock, Envy and Ed panted with a huge blush spread across there face's.
"That felt good."
"We've barely started."
Envy smirked. He ran his finger down Edward's chest until he came to the blonde's groin. Envy rubbed the blonde's inner thigh. Edward raised his hips again and let out a moan. Envy's smirked widened as he took the blonde's shaft into his hand. He pumped at a slow pace, but gradually became faster. Envy removed his hand and kissed his way down the blonde's body. Once he came to Edward's erection, he gave it a long lick. Edward snapped his head back as Envy inserted his shaft into his mouth.
"So…good." He moaned out.
The blonde ran his fingers threw Envy hair, gently pushing him down; making him deep-throat his shaft. Envy hummer, causing a vibration that sent Edward over the edge. Ed tensed up, gripping the sins mane, as he came. Envy licked his way back up to Edward lips, all the while leaving a milky-white streak of cum. Envy kissed the blonde as he inserted himself into him. Edward wrapped his arms around him and pulled the sin against his body. He then suddenly felt a hand travel down his torso and wrap around his shaft once again. Envy thrust into the blonde hard and quick. And that was how Envy pumped Edward's shaft. The blonde raised his hips again, so Envy could thrust into him deeper. Edward gripped the sin tighter as he rammed intohis prostate. He was about to lose himself. Envy could tell, so he sped up, making Edward arch his back more. The blonde completely lost it and came onto Envy's hand. Not too soon after, the sin came as well. They both lay there, sweaty, panting, and completely flushed. Envy began to lick the blonde's ear.
"Envy, Lust and Wrath are supposed to come over today. They called last night."
"WHAT? AT WHAT TIME?"
"OW! That's my ear! Ow, ow, ow, ow."
"Sorry! Why didn't you tell me?"
"Because you were asleep. I didn't want to wake you up."
Envy pressed his head against Edward chest. He was tired and really didn't want to deal with his relatives this point.
"What time did they say they were coming over?"
"Lust didn't say-"
Before Edward could get his sentence out. There was a knock at the door followed by the voice of Lust saying 'Were here Envy-chan!'. Envy and Ed quickly scurried over to gather some type clothing. There was another knock followed by Wrath who said 'Would you two stop screwing each other for ten seconds and open the damn door!'. Once both of them had at lest there boxers on and a T-shirt, they went to answered the door. When the door was open, Envy reached over and put Wrath into a head-lock.
"Hay! You can't assault one of your students!"
"One, were not in school and two, you're annoying the hell out of me."
"Envy! Don't you know that it's impolite to try and kill your brother in front of a lady!"
Envy let out a loud sigh and slowly released his younger bother. Lust then walked over and pulled Edward into a tight hug. Edward would have enjoyed it, if Lust's breast weren't suffocating him.
"Oh Edo-kun! I missed you sooooo much! You don't come to Hot Topic as often!"
"…Lust."
"Yes Edo!"
"…I can't breath."
Lust looked down to see that her breast had nearly engulfed Edward's head.
"Oh sorry!"
She let go of him and back away. The blonde took a deep breath and let it out. Wrath busted into a fit of laughter, but stopped once Envy slapped the back of his head.
"So Envy, you know Valentines Day is coming up! And you better get Edo-kun something nice!"
"I will! I will! Geez!"
"Don't worry about it so much Envy. You don't have to get me anything big."
Edward wrapped his arms around Envy and pulled him into a passionate kiss. Edward didn't need material things to prove that Envy loved him. All he needed was Envy. Edward and Envy were getting into it a little too much, so Edward's hand began to roam Envy's body.
"You two do realize that you still have company over."
The two quickly parted and blushed.
"Oh, uh, sorry about."
An hour after later, Wrath and Lust had to leave for work. Surprisingly, Envy had found out that Wrath worked part-time at Hot Topic. The younger sin said he did it for the discounts, but Ed could obviously tell he did it for Fletcher. And he was correct. Greed had told Wrath to get a job, so the present he would give Fletcher would feel more special. Hell, Wrath just picked a job that portrayed what he licked, and like Ed he just LOVED Hot Topic. And that's where he'd work. Now that both of them were gone, Envy decided that he wanted to play a little game with Edward.
"Hay Ed, you wanna make a little bet with me?"
"Uh, sure, why not. What kind of bet?"
Envy smirked.
"Well, I wanted to see how much hot sauce you can hold."
"Oookay. And what if I win?"
"You get to be on top."
"And if you win?"
"You have to wear a certain article of clothing to school on Monday."
"Okay, I'll play."
Envy's smirk widened.
"Oh and there a twist. Instead of drinking water to cool your mouth, we'll be drinking…milk."
Edward visible cringed at the word 'milk'.
'What the hell have I gotten myself into?'
Envy and Ed sat at the kitchen table. Four shot glasses filled with suicide hot sauce werein front of them, along with a glass of milk. Envy picked up once of the shot glasses and downed the entire thing. Edward eyed his glass for a moment, picked it up, and hesitantly drank it. He began to cough a little trying to keep it down.
"You know we could just stop now."
"And let you win? Now way!"
Envy admired the little chibi's spunk.
"Alright then."
He picked up another shot glass and fished it off. They kept this up until there was only one glass left. Ed looked like he was about to puke and Envy looked completely flushed.
"Whoever keeps this last glass down is the winner."
Envy downed the last glass and exhaled sharply. Edward couldn't take this anymore. So he pushed his glass away, instantly declaring Envy the winner.
"You win! Can I please have some water now?"
"Sure."
Edward raced over to the sink and stuck his mouth under it. His mouth felt like a hellish inferno, burning his tastes buds. He probable wasn't going to tastes anything for a little while. Once he had cooled it down, Edward let out a sigh and tookhis seat back at the kitchen table.
"So, what are you going to make me wear?"
"…women's underwear."
"WHAT! WHY?"
"Because I think you'll look cute in them. Oh and, you still get to be on the top tonight. "
"Really?"
Envy nodded.
"Can I use toys?"
"Sure."
Edward got up and walked over to the sin. He sat in his lap and trailed his lips over Envy's ear.
"Can I be rough?"
"Sure. Just don't get TOO carried away."
"Me carried away? Never."
Monday, back to school time. Envy was sore as hell. Edward had gotten carried away. Yes is felt good, but GOD! And now his back and ass ached. He had a limp and some of the other teachers questioned why. He just gave them the old 'fell down a few stairs while coming to work' and that 'he was fine'. He smirked to himself every time he told it, because in the back of his head he secretly wanted to say 'my boyfriend fucked my brain out using multiple toys, and it felt SO good. But now my ass hurts like hell.' It would have been funny just to see there reactions. But he stuck to his story about the stairs. So now he sat in his fourth period class, trying to forget about the pain that was starting to subside.
"Okay people, we're going to have a little pop quiz. Don't panic too much, its open note."
A hand raised and Envy called on the kid.
"Yes?"
"But you didn't tell us to take notes."
"Your problem, not mine."
There was a groan hear throughout the room. Envy stood up and began to pass out the test papers, all the while making sure that he made it look like there was nothing wrong with his walk. Envy had successfully passed out all the papers, and was now heading back to his desk. He plopped down in his chair and enjoyed the silence that had over taken the room. He could finally think to himself in peace.
'Those black panties I put on Ed looked really cute.'
'Maybe you should take them off of him at lunch.'
'Maybe I will.'
Envy tried to suppress a chuckle, but failed. A few of his students looked up at him, but the rest were to preoccupied with there tests. You know, the ones who didn't take notes.
"This'll be fun."He said to himself in an evil voice.
The bell rang signaling he end of fourth and the beginning of lunch. There were once again groans herd throughout the room.
"One more thing before I dismiss you. It would be useless to tell your friend the answer to the test; I made it so everyone of my period has a different quiz. You can go now."
Envy knocked on Edward's door, and waited for a response. Once the sin had gotten one, he opened the door and stepped in. Edward didn't notice that Envy had locked the door as he closed it.
"So, anything new to report?"
"Well my back still hurts. Oh yes! And I'm feeling extremely horny right now."
Envy walked over to his blonde chibi and pressed his lips against him. Edward pulled him closer. I didn't take Ed long to realize where he was and what he was doing with Envy. He pushed him away slightly and blushed.
"E-Envy we can't do this here."
"Why not? I've already locked the door. No ones going to walk in on us."
Envy did have a point. So Edward ripped open Envy's shirt and began to ravage the sins neck. Envy pressed Edward against the side of his desk and spun him around, so that he was facing away from the sin. Envy reached in front of the blonde's body with his left hand and began to unbutton his shirt, all the while his right hand was undoing Edward's pants. Edward let out a moan as Envy caressed his throbbing erection. Once the sin had undone Edward's shirt, he pulled the shirt down a little ways past his shoulder. The sin nipped on Edward's exposed, causing him to let out louder.
"Envy, I can't wait any longer."
Envy pulled down the blonde's pants, so they were around his ankles.
"I see your still wearing the panties."
"There surprisingly comfortable."
"You're really kinky, you know that."
Edward chuckled. Envy pulled down the underwear and unzipped his fly. He pressed his shaft against Edward's backside and pushed in. The blonde moaned again. He turned his head and pressed his lips against Envy's. The sin placed his hand on the blonde'ships and began to thrust into Edward. The blonde couldn't take much more. He let out another loud moan as he came. Sure enough Envy came after him. The sin slid out of Edward and nuzzled his cheek againstthe blonde'sshoulder.
"The bell's about to ring."
"Then we should start getting dressed."
Once Envy and Ed had gotten home, Envy plopped down on the couch. He needed a long nap so he could get ride of some of the soreness he still felt. Just as he was about to drift off to sleep, the phone rang. Edward was about to reach for it, but Envy stopped him.
"You take a bath, I'll get it."
Edward nodded and headedto the bathroom. Envy picked up the phone and answered it.
"Hello?"
"It's been awhile Envy."
"…who is this?"
"I'm surprised at you Envy! How could you forget your dear old friend Kimblee?"
Envy froze and nearly dropped the phone.
"H-how the fuck did get this number?"
"I have my ways. You should know that already. But anyhoo, we'll be seeing each other soon."
With that the phone clicked. Edward stepped out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist. He noticed the strange look on Envy's face. So,he walked over and wrapped his arms around him in a comforting way.
"Who was on the phone?"
That snapped Envy out of his daze.
"…It was…no one important."
The sin closed his eyes and sighed.
'I'd hoped he'd never find me. Looks like my luck has run out for good.'
A/N: Another chapter down!
Wrath: I liked the ending!
Greed: Yeah, what was up with that?"
Me: You'll see.
(Envy and Ed FINALLY come out of Ed's room)
Geed: Dude, you two have been in there for like… (Looks a clock) five hours!
Wrath: That's got to be a new record!
Envy: What are you two talking about?
Ed: Yeah, We were in my room playing Halo co-op mode.
Greed: …
Wrath: …
Me: …liars
Envy and Ed: HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT?
(Wrath, Greed, and I all walk away, not wanting to ask anymore questions)
