A/N: This is such a generic storyline but I was just DYING to write it… one shot, no sequels or chapters, unless someone is willing to do a fanclub fic for me:)

Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts characters belong to the lovely people at square enix.


Kairi was walking along the hallway at the new apartment the three of them decided to rent out. It's been a long time since that whole kingdom hearts incident, and the three of them, vowing never to be separated ever again, had decided that it would be best if they started to live with each other.

Besides, the rent was cheaper, and it wasn't as if they haven't been living together (virtually speaking) for the past two years.

Kairi was deep in thought about what to make for dinner. Obviously, Riku was the best among the three of them at cooking, and Kairi wasn't so bad at it herself. Sora however…

Whenever it was his turn to cook, the two of them felt like they would rather turn into heartless than eat that thing he calls food. It moves.

And then, apparently, she was so deep in thought that she managed to trip over herself and drop the whole basket of laundry she was carrying. She sighed as she bent over to pick up the scattered clothing, but stopped just in time to hear Riku's voice from the next room…

"C'mon Sora, let me see it."

"No! It's embarrassing…"

Kairi pricked her ears to listen. What was embarrassing?

"C'mon, don't be a spoiled sport. Let me see it. I've already seen it before anyway."

"But I don't usually just let people see it Riku. It's so… private."

Oh. This time Kairi was veeeeeery curious.

"Let me see it." Riku firmly demanded.

"(sigh) okay… but if Kairi comes, I have to put it away, okay?"

"It's fine. No one else is around."

There were shuffling noises. Kairi pressed her ear to the door.

"…impressive." Kairi heard Riku say.

"Don't say that. I'm embarrassed enough as it is."

"Have you ever tried measuring it?"

"WHAT? No… why would I do such a thing!"

"I don't know, most guys measure it. Fine, here, let me do it."

"No! I don't want you touching it!"

"I've touched before, Sora. Why are you so shy about it now?"

"Well… because…"

"Here. I'll even treat it for you."

Kairi turned a deep shade of crimson. What the hell were they doing in there?

"There, how does it feel now?" Riku said.

"Wow. That feels… so good… Riku…" Sora gasped.

That's it. Kairi had to see what was going on. Bracing herself, she threw the door open, "Sora, Riku, what are you---" Kairi stopped in her tracks.

Both the boys stared at Kairi, Sora with his keyblade in hand and Riku with some metal polish on the floor next to him. "Hey Kairi. I was just examining Sora's keyblade." Riku said, pointing it out. "It's good, but it needed a little shining."

Sora blushed. "Sorry Kairi, I just didn't want you to see it when it was so dirty."

That night, to the confusion of two boys, Kairi refused to make them dinner.

Because, as Kairi reasoned to herself, even if what she thought they were doing wasn't exactly what they were doing, they disappointed her by not doing it.


A/N: (fangirl rant) Honestly, I like Riku and Sora together, but then again I don't mind Kairi and Sora either. Sora and Roxas are good together too, but as Xia Mei said, it's potentially wrong. (shrug)

Anyway, hope you enjoyed it. :) Please review.