Hey! If anyone likes the angels then you will… well I'm not to sure if you will like this but still, read and try to enjoy. Well I don't own Charlie's angles… sorry I mean that I don't own the Charlie angles story line. I do own the characters in my story.

It starts with Hellon sitting on a chair with a can of White diamond in one hand. She was asleep. She suddenly opened a eye as a voice was heard echoing through the room. And so she gave a small moan and tried to cover her ears.

"all the, Small things! Like life, they stink! I took, a bomb, and put it… err… dum dum dum…" it said thinking. "Say it ant so, I will not go. Turn the lights out, carry me home!" a boy walked in with a bacon sandwich looking at the not to please Hellon.

"shut up!" she spat through clenched teeth.

"good morning Hellon! Didn't think you were awake yet!" he said.

"no thanks to you," she growled while stirring in her seat.

Suddenly, the phone rang and Hellon grabbed her mobile from her pocket. "hello! On my way!" she said then jumped of the chair and made her way out of the door with Daz chasing after her. "I need to go, Daz!"

"was it the eggs?" Daz said looking at her.

"err… there was no eggs," Hellon said putting her jacket on.

"was it the beer boat?" Daz said looking upset.

"no, I love the beer boat," she said walking up to her car and chucking the can of white lighting behind her and hit Daz on the head.

"aw! was it the Daz?" Daz said rubbing his head.

"want the truth? definitely the Daz! Faggot," Hellon called out getting in the car and driving of Laughing evilly.

"it was the Daz! The Daz!" he said then fell into the water. "I just remembered! The Daz… can not swim… help!"

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Emily stood at the top of the stage in the only available piece of light with a blue guitar in her hand. Suddenly all the lights flicked on and green day were behind her and they all began to play basket case. she played the guitar and began to show off. She then put in a guitar solo and began to really show off and jump around on the stage till she suddenly fell of.

"or is she sad!" Billy Joe sang as she hit the floor.

She then popped her head up and looked around and saw that she was back in her bedroom on the floor at the side of her bed.

"need bars to stop me falling off," she gave herself a quick memo while looking round. "got to stop talking to myself as well. oh well!" she said then stood up and put basket case on the CD player.

She then started to dance from side to side of the room before slipping over on some of the quilt cover that had fell on the floor. "I'm not supposed to enjoy Green day am I?" she said looking annoyed.

The door bell then rang and so she ran. Outside was a post man with a envelope. "hello!" she said eyeing him.

"delivery!" he said looking at her.

"you know, this is small enough to go through my letter box?" she said looking at the thin envelope.

"yeah, but then I wouldn't have a chance to see you every other morning. Will you go out with me tomorrow to the….!" she took the letter then slammed the door in his face.

She then suddenly looked up. "was he still talking to me?" she began to think for a second then shrugged and walked of.

She walked into her bedroom and then heard a nose before she was then suddenly tackled to the floor.

"Emily!" She hit the floor only just missing the bed with Hellon standing over her looking at the pain Emily was now in. "ops! Sorry!" Hellon said looking slightly guilty.

"owe!" Emily said getting of the floor.

She looked at Hellon then swept the floor with her leg and knocked Hellon to the floor but not before Hellon smacking her head of the wall. "double owe!" Hellon said as she laid on the floor next to Emily.

"maybe we should stop this now," Emily said looking at the ceiling.

"I agree, I get less bruises from saving the world," Hellon answered.

Hellon looked over to Emily after she suddenly remembered something. "Johnny rang, he said Cookie wants us!" Hellon said then Emily looked at her.

"so the tackling me on the floor bit was because…?" Emily asked.

"oh… I'm not to sure!" she said before both girls jumped up and raced each other to the door only to get stuck in the door way.

"why didn't he ring me?" she said trying to push through.

"your phone was off!" Hellon said also trying to push trough before they both fell to the floor after squeezing past.

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"I want to get one thing straight at this point!" Amex said facing the tall man.

"I'm through with keeping things a secret," he said looking at her.

"well then your going to have to quickly choose which one?" Amex said.

"what do you think? Red or Blue?" He asked looking at her.

"well… I like the gold ribbon best!" Amex said holding a piece of golden ribbon.

"yeah your right! I hope my sister likes her birthday present!" Michel said putting the ribbon into a bow and placing it on the parcel.

Suddenly the phone rang. "oh crap! Help me find my phone!" Amex said as she began to pull up cushions.

"where did you leave it last?" Michel asked lifting up a small ornament.

"err… I know!" she said then took it out of her side pocket.

"and I know you why?" he said eyeing her as she answered the phone.

"hello? Oh it's you. He is? We have? Okay then… I suppose I'll be there in a minute then," that was Johnny C… Dept!" Amex said. "get it? A joke!" she said trying to hide her mistake of nearly letting out who she really was. "got to go!" she said and then ran out of the door.

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At the angel top secret office in the centre of Skegness, England… err… I mean in a top secret place, the three angels are waiting to hear from Cookie to find out what there mission will be.

"cake anyone?" Amex said happily holding a plate of cake.

"what the fuck?" Emily said looking at the cake as Amex put it on the table.

"you mean 'how delicious' don't you?" Hellon said eyeing her friend.

"what do you mean!" Emily whispered to Hellon.

"she'll force you to eat it if you deny it," Hellon whispered back.

"oh yeah!" Emily said back and then both teens acted like they loved the cake that sat at the edge of the table with it's odd shade of green that was supposable chocolate.

"hello!" Johnny said walking round the corner.

"hi Johnny!" Emily said happily while Hellon poked the cake in disgust as Amex tried to persuade her to have some.

"mmm?" Hellon questioned herself while attempting to bite into a piece of cake only to harm her teeth.

"wow! I'm so glad you lot like it!" Amex said then turned round and had a look at the other disturbing foods she had brought.

The phone suddenly rang and everyone looked at it. It rang three times before Hellon, Amax and Emily all looked at Johnny.

"oh yeah!" he said before answering it.

"he's only got one job to do and yet he still finds a way to fuck that up," Hellon said shaking her head.

"hi twats!" the voice over the intercom said.

"hi Cookie!" Amex said.

"hello Cookie," Emily said down heartedly.

"hi you bald headed cunt!" Hellon said. "err… I mean… hi… Cookie?" Hellon said panicking. "please don't blow us up with a bomb.

"bomb? Why didn't I think of that… Emily!" he suddenly shouted forgetting what he was saying. "get me a brew!"

"and do what with it? Pour it on the intercom?" she said eyeing the small speaker.

"shut up! You can't talk to god like that!" Johnny said thinking that it really was god through the speaker.

"see why I hired him now?" Cookie said. "anyway! Back to business. A smart guy called Wise who is a common Art teacher in Skegness, England has been kidnapped. I need you to go and find him because that way I'll get paid and then I can go out drinking for the night. The only suspected is a… Cla… Claire-ian? Something like that anyway," he said struggling to announce Claireian.

"I bet it was her!" Amex said looking sharply at the intercom. "Clareian hey"
Hellon took the desecration on herself so she could quickly tossed the rest of the cake at Emily who didn't look to impressed. Emily then tossed the cake back at Hellon only to miss and hit a unsuspecting Claireian and knocked her to the floor as she had just walked through the door.

"yeah! We got the bad guy!" Hellon yelled as Amex quickly looked round confused and Emily smiled while thinking that it was her who tossed it in the first place.

"I didn't kidnap him you idiots!" Claireian yelled and then another cake hit her in the head. "aw!"

"oops! Was that me?" Hellon said smiling.

"do you have any idea of who might have kidnapped him?" Amex asked.

"well, Red Eye's has tried to get it before," Claireian said thinking.

"I'm sorry, get what? What was stolen? Who was kidnapped?" Hellon said confused.

"Wise had developed a computer software which he was kidnapped for and they think that this large company called red eye had something to do with it," Emily said with out taking a breath and Hellon looked at her before nodding in understanding.

"oh! I see. So where does the twelve foot gorilla with metal arms come in to all this?" Hellon said looking confused.

"no. that's just something you made up while trying not to pay attention o what we really saying," Emily said and then Hellon nodded in agreement again.

"I'm sorry, are you two talking in some sort of moron talk!" Amex yelled.

"oh sorry!" Hellon yelled in anger.

"well it looks like we should get to work then," Amex said. "I'll have a look at any information can get of Red Eye," Amex said then stood up.

"I suppose I'll check the security tape for evidence," Emily said looking at a tape with

'Wise being kidnapped with tunes of evidence tape!' written on the side of it.

"then that leaves me with going to get us all edible food!" Hellon said while Amex started at he evilly and Emily smiled.

"can it be pizza!" Emily yelled at her happily. "I sure love pizza!" Emily said swinging on her chair and looking at Amex with a grin.

"can I have some?" Claireian asked.

"err… let me think. No!" Hellon said before making her way down stairs.