Well here's my third chapter. Sorry it took so long but I forgot about this story. Well here is the chapter so please review. I can take flames so go for it!
Hellon's car drove round the bend and came to a stop at the Mc Donald's drive in. her car was a long black topless with yellow and red flames up the side and a white skull on the front. The number plate on the front and back read out 'H311 RU13S'.
"ow en erb tal-kt nu nu ber!" the speaker box said as the three teens eyed it.
"is that box speaking gibberish to us?" Hellon said eyeing it evilly before jumping at it but was then stopped by Amex.
Amex then opened it up and began to fiddle with the wires while Emily got Hellon's attention.
"look! I got a image of our bad guy from on of the car windows!" Emily said showing a small picture of a hairy man in a tux that she printed from her lap top/note pad.
"eww! A creepy hair man who looks like a giant rat… How odd. He must have had the crap ripped out of him at school!" Hellon said laughing to herself while Emily stared at her in disbelief.
"yeah right," Emily said in boredom.
"almost got the box going! Just got to AHHHHHH!" Amex said as a sudden shock flew through her, making her hair stand on end and cloths smock.
"well that's got to hurt!" Emily said.
"it does," Hellon said as Emily looked at her.
"you've been electrocuted before?" Emily said surprised by the fact that she was surprised that Hellon had been electrocuted before.
"yeah. It was a long time ago," Hellon said thinking back.
Amex then jumped back as the box began to spark and then set alight. "looks like we're getting no cherry pie!" Hellon said laughing to herself.
"why is it that your humour never ceases to make me want to strangle you?" Amex said as Hellon and Emily looked at her as her hair was singed and stood on ends and smock was coming from her.
"well you seem to make me laugh!" Hellon said as both Emily and Hellon began to laugh at Amex's state.
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Hellon and Amex walked through the door, both with joined arms to Johnny. Hellon was in a long black dress while Amex was in a long red one and Johnny in a tux. They began to walk down the stairs all with a smile on there faces.
"I'm going to be called Johnny Coupland but if you forgot that then just remember JC," Johnny whispered to them.
"Johnny Coupland is your real name!" Amex said looking at him.
"well duh! Isn't that what I just said?" he said looking at her like she was stupid.
"your suppose to use a fake name!" Hellon said.
"God women!" he said looking at them. "okay then, what should I be called?"
"how about Jack Aston?" Amex said and then both Hellon and Johnny looked at her.
"okay!" Johnny said happily.
"sounds fine to me!" Hellon said.
"okay, but if you forget then just call me JA," Johnny said.
"we will, I'll just think of Jack Ass!" Hellon said happily.
"yeah… no!" he said suddenly.
"well see you Jack Ass. He's coming," Amex said and then Both Amex and Hellon left leaving Johnny alone still arguing.
"hello Mr…?" Goodwin asked approaching Johnny.
"is he gay?" Hellon said into her mic to Amex.
"he does seem it with the way he's looking at Johnny," Amex said back.
"I'm… err… Jack Ass… err no, wait!" Johnny said forgetting his name and so Goodwin looked at him blankly.
"should we really have left him alone?" Amex asked Hellon before Hellon shrugged and then walked of to look for Emily.
Back with Johnny and Goodwin, Johnny was starting to looked panicked. "oh! Chicken!" Johnny said grabbing a piece of meat from a tray.
"my dear friend! That is blow fish!" Goodwin said looking at Johnny. "did you know that…!" he carried on but Johnny had switched of and so began to just eat the meat.
"really? Taste like chicken!" Johnny said not to sure what a blow fist was.
"well, It's not," Goodwin said upset with how much Johnny wasn't listening.
"are you sure?" Johnny asked eyeing him.
"yes!"
"God women!" he suddenly yelled making people look round in shock.
"the man could die and all he does is shout!" Goodwin said laughing.
"Yeah well…" Johnny said then began to think of what to say. "no, that's really all I have to say… I'm not to good with arguments and… death," Johnny said suddenly realising what Goodwin had said.
Over at the bar table, Emily was disguised as a bar made manly because Hellon would have drank all the drinks and Amex would have got drunk just from the fumes coming from the alcohol. She walked back to the bar as a man behind it looked at her.
"why hello there mazweelda I'm Mark!" he said smiling at her.
"maz a what?" Emily said only just noticing him stood there.
"it means madam!" he said to her.
"what does?" Hellon said, over hearing the conversation through her mic.
"no, this guy said maz something," Emily whispered back in the mic.
"he's calling you mad Emily! What a bastard," Hellon said.
"who are you talking to?" he asked Emily looking at her in confusion.
"if you don't mind, I'm in the middle of a confutation and… err… I mean, no one!" she said then began to walk of.
"no! go back. Flirt with him a little. I would," Amex said into her mic after seeing and hearing the hole thing.
"well you're a slut and would go out with anything… male or female! he also looks like a twat!" Hellon said now seeing him.
"what? Are you blind?" Amex said to Hellon. "Have a talk with him," Amex said to Emily.
"well do you like him Emily?" Hellon said confused.
"I don't know!" Emily said thinking.
"you never do," Hellon said shacking her head.
"flip you hair!" Amex said.
"what?" Emily asked looking confused.
"just, flip your god-damned hair," Amex said getting angry.
Emily then flipped her hair round towards Mark but in the process, flipped some of the hair into a unsuspecting barman's eyes who was walking by.
"ahh! My eye!" he screams as he panicked and ran over to a balcony and fell over it. "I'm okay! I think I havn't broken any… Awww! My leg! Oh! Looks like I have broke something. Can someone please call a doctor?"
"oh ops!" Emily said looking at the balcony then walking of "look what your 'hair flickingness' has done now!" Emily said in the mic to Amex.
"well that part was your fault… close it up already Emily! Creepy hair man who looks like a Rat is here," Amex said.
"but it was you who…?" Emily said getting confused. "where?"
He then saw them and ran for it through a door. They followed him through the door and down a set of stairs.
"I don't usually like dresses but I like this one. Does it make me look fat?" Hellon asked looking round as Emily and Amex tried to get changed into there black combat suits while running down the stairs.
"you always look fat now get changed!" Amex said back to her before slipping on her trousers and falling down the stairs.
"oow!" Emily and Hellon said together as they watched there friend fall down the steps. "she's going to feel that in the morning," Helen said as Emily nodded.
They soon reached the bottom and saw the creepy hair man. He then jumped on a crate and in slow motion, turned to face the girls and fired five bullets at them. The three girls quickly stopped and then ran back trying to out run the bullets only to find out that all the bullets missed anyway.
"I love it when I goes all slow motionany!" Hellon said to Emily who nodded.
Creepy hair man then hit the floor as he fell of the crate. "ah! Ahhhhhh!" he screamed in pain and then jumped up like nothing had happened. "ah! Ah! Ahhh!" he said trying to talk as the three girls looked at him.
They all began to run after the creepy hair man again and he jumped of the floor and jumped through the opening of the closed gates. Amex and Hellon made a cross with both there arms as Emily and leaped onto them and then jumped over the gate. Emily then grabbed onto a streamer that was hanging from the roof and then swung towards the creepy hair man but missed.
"EMILY!" Hellon and Amex shouted but it was to late as Emily hit the wall and fell down to the ground.
"like Jorge of the jungle!" Hellon said happily while Amex looked at her annoyed.
They both then quickly scaled the fence and leaped over to the other side but Hellon didn't make it as her trousers got caught on the wire at the top.
"oh, I knew I shouldn't have wore baggy trousers today," she said while dangling upside down.
Amex reached the over side and swiftly landed on her feet. "wow!" she said and then walked forwards but tripped over from the impact of the land.
Creepy hair man looked at all three of them in shock for a while before attempting to run but was then met up by Emily who flipped over his head and landed just in front of the gate.
"ha! You didn't think I could do that did you?" she said happily and then the bottoms of Hellon's trousers ripped and Hellon fell down and landed on top of Emily.
"I'll get him!" Amex said then began to run 2 miles a hours towards the creepy hair man because of the new rock boots she had on.
"maybe we should retire early!" Emily said while rolling Hellon of her and standing up.
Emily and Hellon began to run after the Creepy hair man but Hellon soon gave up. "I'm to fat! Your going to have to go with out me!" she said while panting heavily.
Emily carried on running after him then quickly opened a door that she saw him run into. There was a sudden thud as the door closed behind her and Hellon and Amex walked into see what had happened only to see Emily laid on the floor after running into the next door.
"who put a door there?" she asked looking dazed.
"err… a… door maker?" Amex said.
"really? I thought it was those penguin butlers!" Hellon said looking confused.
They then began to opened all the doors. Emily opened the first one and inside was a man selling Uzi's and shotguns to well know villains. "nope! He's not here!" she said closing the door on the now shocked villains.
next was Amex who opened a door on a illegal gambling group who were betting on cock wrestling. "there's only chickens in here!"
Hellon was last and looked inside one door to see three men with a giant wail in a large tank.
"come on! Willy needs to be free!" a boy shouted.
"err… he's not here?" she questioned her sights and then closed the door with a confused look on her face.
They all looked at the last door and then kicked it together. "ow!" they all screamed as there feet just bounced of the door and made them fall on to there backs.
"why don't we just use the door knob?" Emily said and so Alex opened the door.
Inside was a man tied to a chair. "dame! He's not here ever!" Hellon said walking out but stopped by Amex.
"that's Wise!" she said as Hellon gave her a blank look. "the guy who was kidnap!" she said but there was no change of Hellon's expression. "we need to save this guy," she said looking dumbstruck.
"oh!" Hellon said simply.
Emily and Amex ran towards him as Hellon still stood trying to understand fully of the situation. They almost untied him as Hellon ran in with a box.
"look! A box of leaches!" she said.
"one! Why would we care and two! Where the hell did you find leaches?" Amex said looking at the box and Hellon.
"yeah they are cool!" Hellon said only listening to what she wanted Amex to say. "want one? You can call it Fred and it can be you're pet!" Hellon said taking one from the box and dangling it in front of Amex.
"NO! get that thing away from me!" she said running away.
Hellon then began to put some of the leaches on Wise's head.
"what you doing?" he asked feeling the slippery leaches on his head.
"giving you some friends to play with!" Hellon said taking of his blind fold.
He looked at the box of leaches and then screamed. "ahhh!" he screamed as they began to suck his head and face.
"would you like some more?" she asked putting some more on his body as he began to scream like a girl and jiggle about in the chair.
"get them of me! Get them off!" he shouted as they sucked.
"oh look! There's another leach!" Hellon said to Emily.
"where?" she asked looking round as Wise still screamed in the back ground and his chair fell over backwards.
"on your arm!" Hellon said and then Emily looked down.
"ah! Get it of me!" she said running round.
"here! Drink this and it'll let go!" Hellon said passing her small friend a phial.
Emily eyed Hellon then the phial but downed it anyway. "what was it?" she asked as the leach fell off.
"sleep potion!" Hellon said as Amex began to try and comb the leaches of Wise's head.
Emily looked at Hellon evilly then hit the ground. "did you just tranquilise Emily?" Amex asked looking at her fallen friend.
"it would seem that way," Hellon said looking at her.
"why leaches?" Amex shouted looking up.
"there not bad you know. Just misunderstood," Hellon said then back at the box with leaches in.
"there were scorpions as well! Oh what luck!" Hellon said getting one out of the box and drawing it close to Wise's face as he looked at it in shock.
Black out!
