HIKO STRIKES BACK
By Dark Magic
Summary: Move over Darth Vader the force is now with Hiko Seijuro as he breaks out of his seclusion in style!
Destroying everyone's image of the Thirteen Master of Hiten Mitserugi Ryu,
with the song "I Am Too Sexy" in the background, Hiko proceeds to Strike Back by systematically taking all the ladies!
From his Student's love to the Bad Guys girlfriends' even Enishi's hallucinations of Tomoe isn't safe!
What can the men do to stop Hiko's madness? Only time will tell the clock is ticking!
Disclaimer: The characters of "Samurai X" belong to their relevant owners and respective companies in other words they are not mine and no infringement is intended.
Genre: comedy/ action/ songfic/ adventure.
Rating: Pg13
Prologue: The saga beginsOn a mountain in a little hut sat Hiko Seijuro 13th Master of Hiten Mitserugi Ryu, as he quietly drinks his sake a cold breeze hits him.
"Hmmmm! Apparently someone is talking about me right now!" said Hiko.
How right he is for in a faraway land also on a mountain, Mount Olympus to be exact, in the royal court a furious Cupid paced in front of Zeus, supreme God of the Olympians and also his grandfather.
He has given Cupid an impossible task let's listen in!
"Zeus! You can't be serious about this, Hiko Seijuro does not deserve love of any kind!" argued Cupid as he stopped pacing to face his grandfather.
"How can you say that? You are the god of love and you're supposed to be capable of making everyone fall in love! Is this because you failed to hit Hiko with one of your stupid arrows when he was younger? If this is the reason behind your refusal maybe you know that you will fail again and in that case I will ask your mother Aphrodite to do this small task, I am sure she isn't afraid of one frail human male!" Replied Zeus as he watched Cupid's reaction.
" Afraid! I am not a coward, you needn't bother my mother with such small matters I can do it! Know this grandfather, Hiko Seijuro 13th will be in love and happily married before the year ends!" Swore Cupid as he bowed before Zeus.
Meanwhile…………
On a mountain faraway in Japan, Hiko's lovely sake cup breaks as he was pouring more sake in it.
"How can this be? I had this cup for many years! This is a bad omen, Obviously someone is plotting against me!" said Hiko as he threw it away.
Poor, Poor Hiko, little does he know what trials and tribulations he will face once again for love!
