Disclaimer: We are broke and own nothing. We own our teddy bears but not the Ewok. It's real depressing.

Troublesome Twins

Jaina and Jacen Solo had been kidnapped many times in the past three years. Of course, that didn't stop it from becoming any less frightening. They didn't know what was worse, being in the hands of someone they had never met, or being stuck in a secret cargo compartment with only C-3PO for company.

R2-D2 had been shut down and shoved in a crate so C-3PO, having no one to argue with, resorted to talking to the twins.

At first they didn't respond, but then after agreeing telepathically, they were going to cause the droid as much trouble as possible……without looking too suspicious. Over the year that they had been living with Han and Leia, the twins had perfected the innocent toddler look. It would keep them entertained for a little while, at least.

"Threepio!" whined Jaina, expertly, "Tell us the story rebellion!"

"Well I'll tell it the best I can," said C-3PO, doubtfully.

The twins grinned broadly, "In Ewok!" they chorused.

"But you won't understand it!" protested Threepio.

"EWOK! EWOK!" they chanted again.

C-3PO sighed, "Alright," then in Twi'lek he muttered, "I just don't understand human behaviour!"

The twins could guess what he was saying. He was so predictable at times, but they kept it to themselves. Despite the fact they didn't know where they were going or what was going to happen to them, they were going to have fun while they could.

A.N This is the shortest chapter that we have ever written! O well!

Thorney & Sweetdeath04