Note: Ugh, was forced to go clothes shopping with my mum. How fun, oh joy! Oh well, at least I LIKE he clothes this time. Got one of my 7-month-old kittens asleep in my lap, he's so cute! Remember, I'm a llama? You'll see the significance of that reminder later! Just got in from school, tired, hungry, but I'll force myself to write, if not only for you! Oh, and before I forget, there's been a change of plan length-wise. This will be a few more chapters, less than ten though. Probably only two or three more.
Chapter 4Jon, Alanna Raoul and Gary were heading down the path in the forest when a great, glowing apparition appeared in front of them. They shielded their eyes and dropped to their knees.
"Great Llama Goddess!" Jon whispered as the glimmering pink dispersed into fluffy clouds around the deity.
I nodded. Raoul still looked unsure.
"Aren't you meant to be a llama then?" he asked narrowing his eyes at me and frowning.
"No matter what you mortals say, I still look like a human!" I protested. "Never mind, no time for that. I have come to help you on your quest to get that ink off your face, and the green out of Gary's hair. Though I must say, that moustache is very becoming on you, Raoul…" Raoul blushed slightly.
"I'd sooner have a real one, though," he told me shyly. I nodded again.
"And that green brings out your eyes, Gary," I told him. He shook his head.
"If my father found out, he would kill me! Besides, it looks silly."
"Whatever," I said, waving my hand in the air. "You must find the Llama Grail, and use the Magic Scrubby-Bubbles TM on your hair, or face. Now go! You do not have long before someone sees you! It will be a short journey, and really quite easy. We may meet again someday, but until then, ciao mortals! I must see to my llama minions. Off with you!" I disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"Isn't she amazing! She's my new favourite deity!" Raoul told them all excitedly.
"I heard that!" All the gods shouted down. One was thoughtful enough to inform him: "Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Well, now anyway!"
Raoul gulped.
"We'd better go," Jon said.
"Do we have to?" Alanna whined.
"Yes! And as they always say…" Jon told her. They all walked off to rounds of 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life".
And so the adventure begins (again!)!
Disclaimer: I don't own the song OR the elderberries and hamster quote. If you thought I did you clearly haven't watched Monty Python enough!
