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A.N.A Few little spoilers from 'The Courtship of Princess Leia'. Nothing much though.
The Virtues of Han Solo
"Now in Rodian! Rodian!" yelled the twins.
C-3PO groaned. So far he had told the story in Ewok, Twi'lek, Corellian and Wookiee. Still it was nice to be appreciated. Several times he had thought of refusing but the twins could be very demanding.
"How about," said Threepio, "I sing you a song instead?"
The twin looked nervously at each other, their plan had back fired, they had gone too far.
Before they could say a word, horns and strings could be heard from inside C-3PO. And he burst into song:
"He had his own planet,
Though it was kind of wild
Wookiees love him
Women love him
He's got a winning smile!
Though he may seem cool and cocky
He's more sensitive than he seems
Han Solo,
What a ma-"
"Wait a minute!" exclaimed Jaina, "Is that our Daddy you're singing about?"
"Well, yes," said Threepio, a little put off at being interrupted, "It's the altered version of 'The Virtues of King Han Solo'."
"King!"
If Threepio could have, he would have rolled his eyes.
"A mistake was made a few years ago. There was a rumor that your father was King of Corellia, but that was proved to be false. I wrote the song for your mother!"
"Yeah, I'm sure she loved it!" The sarcasm from the voices of the twins could only have been produced by the children of Han Solo and Leia Organa-Solo.
"Well, since you know the origin of the song, I'll sing you the whole thing from beginning to end!" Threepio was delighted to finally sing the whole song, so delighted that he completely missed the sarcasm.
"And I can tell you that there are fifteen verses!"
The twins stifled a groan.
Some people said that you can never tell if a politician is lying or telling the truth. If that was so, Jaina Solo would turn out as good a politician as her mother. You couldn't tell that she was lying when she said;
"We'd be... delighted."
..........
The Falcon was speeding towards the main docking bay in the area.
Luke and Leia were sitting side by side, not speaking.
Suddenly Leia gasped and shuddered.
"What is it!" asked Luke, alarmed for his sister.
"The twins! Something's happening! They're really... disturbed."
"Are they all right?" Luke questioned her quickly.
"Oh, they're not hurt or anything," she said, relieved. "But something's disturbed them, annoying them."
"Don't worry," Luke soothed her, placing a hand on her shoulder. "We'll get them back; they won't have even left the hanger! You'll see, we won't loose them Leia, I promise!"
Leia nodded and slumped back in her seat.
If only Leia knew what it was that had been disturbing the twins.
A.N. This was a rather short chapter again. We were originally going to write the whole 'Virtues of King Han Solo' but we ain't great poets. But we hereby make a promise that someday we will write the whole thing, all fifteen verses!
Hope you enjoyed Threepios singing!
R & R!
Sweetdeath04 & Thorney
