In the middle of the night...with Naruto
Naruto sleepily opened his eyes. "Sasuke, leggo i gotta go peepee." Sasuke let go and Naruto got
up and went into the bathroom.
In the middle of the night...with Sasukes fangirls.
There were three. One was brown haired, another one was blonde and the last was black hair. They
quietly sneaked into the mansion through a secret passage they had designed and made.
They snuck into the kitchen and saw the milk left out, thinking it was perfect for their plan. The
blonde one put everthing else away while the other two did a jutsu on the milk and put it in the fridge.
Stealthily(no offense to me friend's alter-ego stealthy-kun) they went upstairs into Sasukes room.
The girls saw him peacefully sleeping on the oversized bed. The black haired one looked at the
sketch book on the table and took it. She then signaled the others to follow as she left the room.
They snuck out the passage they came in and went to the S.F.H. (Sasuke fangirl hangout).
...with Naruto 10:00 am
Naruto walked out of the bathroom and got back into bed. There he was greeted by a welcoming
hug.
In the morning...
Naruto got up and away from a sleeping Sasuke, and went downstairs. He got the milk out of the
fridge and put some of the sake (the drink) and mixed it with chakra. Causing the unknown love
potion to make something else...
Naruto took a sip and felt something wierd but shrugged it off.
Later he went upstairs to get his sketch book to discover something...
"AHHHHHHH! Where is it? Sasuke get up! My sketch book is missing!"
Sasuke imediatly opened his eyes. He got up and started looking for it.
With the fangirls...4:50 pm
They tried to open the book but it shocked them every time they tried so for now they put it aside,
and tried to think of a way to open it.
With Naruto... Around 6 pm
"Thanks..." Naruto said leaving the cave. 'I can't believe she went hunting! Damn demon!'
'I guess that means I'll halfta wait 'till tomorrow' Naruto walked into the gate of Konoha.
He had been looking for it all day but he couldn't find it any where! So he walked sadly back to the
Uchiha mansion.
...with Sasuke
Sasuke had looked all over the masion and couldn't find it. So when Naruto came home all sad
that night he just comfortly snuggled with the blonde.
NEXT DAY!
"...and now I can't find it," Naruto explained to his demon friend, Maki.
Her white fox ears and ruby eyes were down. Her white tail flickered back and forth.
"Thank yaoi that I put a seal on it."
"You know you may be three hundred years old in real life but your original three-year-old human
body doesn't look like you know about yaoi."
Maki's chubby calm face looked up at him. "Take me to the Uchiha mansion so that I can see if there
are any chakra signals from someone unknown."
"Why?"
"I have a feeling some fangirls took it, and I would also like to see something." Naruto picked her up
after she had changed her hair and eye color, both to brown, and hid her ears and tail. "Daddy?" "Hm?"
Was it the yellow one?"
"Hai." Naruto felt the little demon rest her head on his shoulder.
"That's the one where I drew you in a mini skirt and forged your signature."
Naruto somewhat glared ahead of them 'Oh Kami-sama'.
At the house...
Maki walked into the kitchen and then over to the fridge. " That explains why your pregnant."
"W-what!"
"The milk. Two fangirls (most likely) put a love jutsu on it, and knowing you, you put sake in it
and mixed it with your chakra causing it to make you pregnent."
"..."
"So how the hell am I gonna tell Sasuke?"
"Tell me wha-who are you?" A pale finger pointed at Maki.
"Adopted daughter. And I'll tell you, he's pregnent."
"..."
"WHAT?"
"Don't worry I'll make a counter jutsu. It'll only take a week or so." Maki opened the milk, smelled it
and poured it down the drain, she then proceeded to walk over to a small space and revealed a hidden passage. As she
walked in Naruto and Sasuke followed.
At the Sasuke Fangirl Hideout
"Eeek!" They were caught red handed with the book. Maki went up to them and took the book.
"Here, daddy!" She said triumphantly.
The fangirls watched her as she gave it to the blonde. "Isn't that Sasuke's?" One of them that had
courage asked.
"No."
"Let's go." Sasuke said and walked through the tunnel back to his house. Maki and Naruto following.
At the house ...
"So, it will take atleast a few days less then a month?"
"Yep!" Maki said smugly "Oh! And one more thing, absolutely NO sex."
"WHAT!" The two seventeen year old teens yelled.
