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Talented Wookiee

It didn't take long for Han and Luke to track down everybody, including Leia and Wedge.

They had once again shoved everyone in the lounge and Luke stood in front of them.

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm starving! So, who's gonna cook?"

Everyone stared at each other for about a minute in complete silence. Finally, Lando spoke up, "Fine! I'll cook if no-one else is willing!"

"NO!!!"

"I've heard about this!" Wedge said thoughtfully, "Lando Calrissian's horrible cooking. Luke told me."

"Yeah, it's broken records, because it's so disgusting!" Luke grinned, "And I may be hungry but I'm not hungry enough to eat melted plastic and fertilizer with a pond scum over it. We don't need another smell strong enough to knock everyone out! And Wedge has been unconscious for one day!"

"Argh!"

"What did Chewie say Han?" asked Wedge.

"Thank you Chewie!" said Luke.

"He said he'd do the cooking," he replied to Wedge.

"Chewie," said Leia struggling not to laugh, "Don't make Giju stew!"

Lando stood up and left the room muttering something about having, 'wonderful complementary friends'.

..........

Most people retreated to their cabin or played Holo Chess while Chewie was at work.

Well actually, Luke and Leia played Holo Chess and everyone RAN to their cabins to get out of their way.

"So that's what you're planning Leia!"

"Hey, Luke! You said no powers!"

"They're my rules! I can break them!"

The game continued in this way for about one standard hour, Luke breaking his own rules and Leia breaking Luke's rules as well.

Finally both, grudgingly, decided upon a draw and they left the holo pieces to themselves chatting about anything that came to mind.

As they drew nearer the small make-shift kitchen, Leia sniffed the air.

"Hey, something smells good!"

"Yeah! You want to go find out what Chewie's making?"

"Yeah, okay."

As they came closer to the door they heard a burst of...

"Singing?" asked Leia. She looked at her brother. "Am I going crazy, or do you hear what I hear?"

"I think I hear what you hear, sis."

They crept closer and closer to the door and peeked around the frame.

A very disturbing sight met their eyes.

Chewie was doing some form of Wookiee Dance and singing a very cheerful and very un-Chewie-ish song. But that wasn't all. He was wearing a chef's hat and a flowery apron while he tended the cooking units.

Leia stood, dumbstruck, a look of horror across her face. Luke somehow concealed his amusement and spluttered, "Can you make out what he's singing?"

Leia strained her ears. "Something about daisies and daffodils." The look of horror turned to a look of disgust. Sensing Luke's confusion she said, "Flowers from a different planet."

She turned to him, and saw he had a similar look on his face.

Suddenly they both burst into laughter.

When Chewie appeared in the hallway, they stopped as suddenly as they had started.

The wookiee growled at them, and they both recognised the words as 'Don't you know never to disturb a master and an artist at his work?'

The twins straightened up and fought to control their emotions.

"Yeah, sorry Chewie... we'll just go now..."

They turned and hurried off down the corridor. As soon as they were out of earshot they burst into laughter once again.

Through it all, Leia managed to say, "That was the scariest thing I've ever seen! And I've seen Jabba up close!"

"Yeah, well, I've seen Jabba's rancor up close!" He could feel the competition beckoning. No matter how good a Jedi he would become, the urge to banter with his little sister, would always be his greatest downfall.

"We've all seen rancors up close!" said Leia.

"Yeah well I've seen Jabba up close too! Not as close as you, but still up close!"

"Okay," said Leia leaning towards Luke, "but I've seen Xizor up close."

Even Luke flinched. Their previous experiences with Prince Xizor had not been pleasant.

"Okay! Fine! You win!" cried Luke.

Leia grinned in victory and whispered, "Yesss!"

Luke rolled his eyes.

"Hang on a second," Leia said thoughtfully, "What was Han doing with an apron like that on the Falcon? It looked too small to be Chewie's and it's certainly not mine!"

"Maybe there's something he's not telling you," Luke said mysteriously.

"That man will always be a mystery to me."

They remained silent for a moment until Luke said, "Oh and by the way, flirting with Wedge? Nice touch!"

She knew what she was about to say would rattle him a little.

"Thank-you, little brother! I modelled myself on you with Teneniel on Dathomir. Such a pity for you that she fell in love with Isolder."

"That was low, little sister. You want to go and finish that holo-chess game?"

"Oh! A challenge! I accept! And by the way..."

Luke knew what she was going to say, but was determined to beat her to it. He almost did, but they ended up saying almost the same thing, at the same time.

"I'm not your little sister!"

"I'm not your little brother!"

With that, they strode towards the lounge.

A.N. We are really getting annoyed now! Ever since chapter six, the next chapter is going to be the 'salt scene', but the chapters just keep getting longer and longer and we half to cut them down. But we promise (we think) that the next chapter will be the 'Salt Scene'!

We had to put the 'breaking rules' thing in 'cause EVERY TIME Thorney comes over to Sweetdeath04's house, she breaks something. This time she dropped the computer keyboard and Sweetdeath04 had to confiscate her Technology project before Thorney wrecked it too!

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