Finally! The second chapter! Sorry if that took a while... hee. I kept meaning to do it, but I got distracted... Don't ask me questions, I just did! Okay, here's another character synopsis for the dudes in this chappy.

Toboe - Just OC, he thinks a lot of people are sexy.
Leara - A porn star, she likes cute things.
Neze - A nazi, who actually really hates Darcia.
Darcia - Has really bad amnesia, he likes to call cool things 'waffles.'

So yeah... have fun.

EPISODE 2: Toboe, Who Actually Does Howl

(in the MYSTERIOUS MANOR TYPE RUINS)

DARCIA: I still have a nanny. (proceeds to PEE his PANTS)

NEZE: Say, Darth Wig, :.a/n: Neze's nickname for Darcia.: I saw a few wolves the other day.

DARCIA: Good for you. You were a child, once upon a time in Mexico.

NEZE: What a surprise, so were you! (gives DARCIA the FINGER)

AUDIENCE: That scene was totally wasted.

OPENING

CONTE: I'm so sexy!

HIGE: Ooh! Goosebumps! Goosebumps!

(In the LAB)

CHEZA: I'm still awake people!

CHER: That you are... (growl) (CHER turns to face CONVIENIANTLY PLACED SCIENTIST) So... she's awake?

CONVIENIANTLY PLACED SCIENTIST: Erm... yes... yes she is. (is CONFUSED by CHER'S sudden LACK OF INTELLIGENCE)

CHER: That's not cool. She won't be awake for much longer! (maniacal laughter)

CHEZA: That one scares this one.

CONVIENIANTLY PLACED SCIENTIST: (Is STILL CONFUSED)

DOCTOR MAN: Cher, your pimp is on the phone.

CHER: (picks up the phone) What now.

HUBB: Cher, I just called to say... I don't love you anymore.

CHER: 'Kay, I'm coming down to give you a bitch slap. (she HANGS UP very RUDELY)

AUDIENCE: Tsss... Ice bitch!

(in the ROOM OF EXTREME DÉJÀ VU)

HUBB: (reveals DEAD GEHL) This boy is dead.

CHER: No shit, sherlock.

HUBB: He has bite marks on his shoulder!

AUDIENCE: Ooh! Plot twist! Plot twist!

CHER: (gasp) Could it be that wild drug dealer with a massive amount of steroids intake and molests young boys and steals mashed potatoes and screams curses in 12 different languages at 12:47 on the dot at night every Tuesday and Sunday and pulls over cops and tells them they're under arrest and chews his popcorn incredibly loud in the movies and dances naked outside my window at 1:23 PM on Fridays and scales walls at random and has an obsession with big hats?! Could it be him? COULD IT BE HIM?! (takes a deep breath, and begins to HYPERVENTYLATE)

HUBB: No Cher, I don't think it was... that guy.

CHER: Oh. Okay! (inspects MYSTERIOUS HAIR A)

HUBB: How do you know that's not the dead boys hair?

CHER: Because he has red hair! And dread locks! When people have dread locks, their hair never falls out! Fashion faux pas, like totally! (she inspects MYSTERIOUS HAIR B)

HUBB: He's still dead.

(SOMEWHERE)

MYSTERY DOG: I will now slay those pagan crows! (he TRIES, alas FAILS) Curses!

LEARA: (walks by, singing) On the good ship, lollypop... (drops a POTATO) Oops! (she BENDS DOWN to pick it up, only having the wind blow up her SKIRT) Oh! (blush giggle wink)

MYSTEY DOG: Eew, what a slut... but a HOT SLUT!

LEARA: Oh my God! A dog! Have some sausages! (throws around SAUSAGES like a MADMAN)

MYSTERY DOG: I'm scared.

LEARA: Well, I have to go so I can film myself in my room and then get a beating by my abusive father! Bye now! (she LEAVES)

MYSTERY DOG: Bye...

(in the ALLEYS OF MIAMI)

GAND MAN: run huff run huff huff...

SOLDIER MAN: BAM! (he CAPTURES the GANG MAN)

FAT LADY: Omigosh! Did you hear there are WOLVES in the CITY! (cough inhale)

ANOREXIC LADY: I know! I've SEEN them!

FAT LADY: No you haven't... it's just a rumor, they're extinct!

ANOREXIC LADY: Didn't I tell you before!? I see dead people...

KIBA: I hate it when people spread rumors about me! It's sooo uncool.

HIGE: Did you say something? (he STEALS a HOTDOG)

HOTDOG VENDOR: I am TOTALLY oblivious.

HIGE: Have a hotdog!

KIBA: Eew, hotdogs from Miami? They are so much better in New York City! Per say, like cheese stakes are to Philadelphia! And ribs to Chicago! And Mexican food to Mexico!

HIGE: (with his MOUTH FULL) That hotdog fried your brain! Of COURSE Mexican food is to Mexico! That's why they call it Mex-

KIBA: I'm going to cosplay as a gang member and get captured so I can save Cheza. How do you think I would look in a trench coat? No, maybe the leather jacket... or maybe... (KIBA walks away, TALKING TO HIMSELF)

HIGE: (sigh) Just like he said, like clothes are to cross dressers...

(at the TREE OF LIFE)

TSUME: Oh, I'm all alooone!

(flash of falling GEHL)

GANG MAN: You killed Gehl! You murderer...

OTRO GANG MAN: We should take the freight train out of here soon!

TSUME: No! We must stay for Gehls cremation!

GANG MAN: How can you cremate someone if you don't even have the body...?

TSUME: (sob) Don't talk to me about! I'll be in my room... (flees to his ROOM)

(in the LAB)

CHER: These hairs do not match! Hence they do not have the same color!

HUBB: I'm so glad you could figure that out Cher.

CHER: To me Hubb, it sound like you have an obsession.

HUBB: With what?

CHER: I don't know! Just an obsession! (she HANGS UP)

(in the ALLEYS OF MIAMI)

QUENT: (in preacher-type voice) Now listen here Blue, my faithful friend! We must make sure the wolves live! So we must save them from people who look and supposedly act like me!

BLUE: Get away from me, human!

MYSTERY BOY: Jajaja... time to stalk the porn star!

LEARA: Another stalker? That's the fourth one this week!

MYSTERY BOY: She's ignoring me? B-but I'm a stalker! Fine, it's time to take action! (he APPROACHES LEARA) Thanks for the sausages...

LEARA: Which ones? (giggle wink)

MYSTERY BOY: Ugh, that's nasty! By the way, the name's Toboe.

LEARA: Ooh, Toboe... I always like to get to know my... clients. (giggle blush wink giggle)

TOBOE: Okay, I'm just gonna go... place... (he DOES)

(In MORE ALLEYS)

TSUME: Kiba got captured, and here I was thinking he was tough!

TOBOE: (bumps into TSUME. BILLABONG music plays) hey there, sexy.

TSUME: Sorry you're not my type.

QUENT: BOO! Trick or tr-

TSUME: FLEE! (TSUME begins to SCALE WALLS)

TOBOE: (follows TSUME) Huah! The Matrix has you!

QUENT: Father, forgive me for I have sinned.

(somewhere in MIAMI)

TOBOE: You're hot. But you probably hate me. That man was bad news.

TSUME: Go away, I have to go to my manicure appointment. It doesn't involve... people.

TOBOE: (suddenly DISSAPEARS)

(in the JAIL)

KIBA: (crying like a LITTLE GIRL) Nooo! Why did I have to follow through with this plan!? Why?! I don't deserve this! Let me out! Please! Waah!!!!

HIGE: Jesus Christ, Kiba! Keep it down!

KIBA: (sniffle) Hige, you're here! (GLOMP)

HIGE: I'm content.

(In the SUBURBS OF MIAMI)

TOBOE: I see a bird! It must be Leara's! (he CHASES IT, and KILLS IT)

LEARA: Where's my birdy! It's been one minute and it hasn't come home yet! I'm so worried!

TOBOE: Hey, Leara. I killed your bird.

LEARA: Omigosh, Toboe you are full of shit.

TOBOE: (hands LEARA her BIRD) Here ya go, bitch.

LEARA: My bird's dead, my bird's dead, my bird's dead, my bi- (is BITCH SLAPPED by TOBOE)

TOBOE: I hate you so much, girl. But, I still want that body of yours. (proceeds in a MAKE OUT session with LEARA)

AUDIENCE: Damn.

(TOBOE suddenly goes all WOLF-LIKE)

LEARA: Oo SWEET JESUS!!

TOBOE: I'm so offended! (he CRIES)

TSUME: Toboe! What ugly hair you have! Makeover time! (he FROLICKS OFF with TOBOE to the MAKEOVER OF DOOM)

(in TSUME'S LOVE SHACK)

TOBOE: I'm guilty.

TSUME: You better be, with hair like that. Tsk tsk...

TOBOE: My granny didn't care about my looks that much.

TSUME: Yeah, until it got so out of hand that she threw you out.

TOBOE: No, actually I came home one day after rolling around in dead skunk and mud. It was either the stench or my looks that sent her into shock. She died. I couldn't help it! It was so tempting!

TSUME: Looks like you need to control your fashion hormones.

(MYSTERIOUS FOOTSTEPS are heard)

MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Frodo Baggins, these are the footsteps of doom...!

TSUME: What the fuck?!

MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Oops! Wrong address!

(in a HOTEL)

HUBB: Looks like my extreme navigation skillz led me to you!

QUENT: Damn!

(back in TSUME'S DEN)

SED/TO: Tsume, we're leaving you! (walks away)

TSUME: (breaks into SONG) When you walk away, you don't hear me say, Ooh baby, don't go!

TOBOE: Shut up Tsume!

(a NOBLE SHIP is seen in the SKY)

KIBA: It smells like evil poo in here.

HIGE: I have the key.

KIBA: What a team we have!

(KIBA and HIGE make a RUN FOR IT)

(in the LAB)

DOCTOR MAN: Cher! Wake up!

CHER: Mmff (snort yawn) what is it now?

DOCTOR MAN: The power will go out in 3... 2... 1...

(Surprisingly enough, the POWER GOES OUT)

CHER: (gasp) I will not let Cheza die because of this! Only I can kill her!

(in the HALLS)

(KIBA and HIGE stop, and spin around for a bit. They eventually DISSAPEAR)

(in the LAB)

CHER: Cheza's not dead.

DARCIA: I know.

CHER: (gasp) you scared me!

DARCIA: Exactly the purpose!

CHER: I know...

(silence)

DARCIA: Go to sleep.

CHER: It's about time! (she DOES)

DARCIA: I see you but do you see me? (he frees CHEZA)

(In ANOTHER ALLEY)

KIBA: Why are we running away from the place we wanted to be in?

HIGE: I don't know!

DARCIA: APPEARS!

KIBA: Woah.

ENDING

KIBA: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!

SAKAMOTO: Run, Kiba, run! Everybody, run for your liiiiives!!!!!

PREVIEW

QUENT: Blah blah blah Vodka. Blah blah blah Good Preacher.

TOBOE: You suck.

That was chapter 2! Omg yay! Now it's time for... dun dun dun dun! SHOUTOUTS!

WOLFlovercf7 - I... actually don't know where I came up with that... Hee! Thanks for the review!

devilishtomboy - I'm continuing yay! (gives a cookie)

hige's-little-problem - Thanks so much! I'm so happy I made people laugh!

annyomous - I've updated, if you want to call this an actual update... (cough wheeze hack). Hey, isn't it funny that 'annyomous' is spelled wrong on word? Teehee... okay...

Toboe's pup - Yes, they all do need help, alas, there is no cure for OOCness! XD

Magical Girl Pretty Sammy-Chan - Thank you sooooo much! I agree, Tsume's great in this one. Thanks for the review!

Whiskers - Haha, thanks so much! Arr, Spanish evil ! XD XD XD ... anyway, Kiba is like, totally mine!

VASH THE STAMPEDE63 - Thank you soooo much! Half the credit to this chappy goes to you, you gave me the idea on what to do with Toboe and Leara. (MEGA GLOMP)

That actually took a long time to write, though it's short. Review please! They make my world go round! They do! They really do! Fuel ma fiya!!! (translation: fuel my fire) Ducky Out, peace dawgs!