OMG, I was having the most humorous day when I wrote this. You see, I have days when I write good humor, and days where my humor could be low-leveled angst. And this was not one of those humor/angst – same things kinda days. I was writing humor like a madman! Only I'm a woman. And I'm only in eighth grade! Can you believe it!? I didn't think so… Anyway, I feel like being a bitch an showing off what a humorous day I was having, so here's a clip from another story written in the same day:

'The old lady sat tranquilly by the fire side, contemplating her destiny. Ah destiny… little did she know what it had in store for her! Bwahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Nyahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAOMGPORNHAHAHA!! Just kidding! Jkjkjkjk! LOL! OMG WTF LOL! BRB! TTYL CYA TTFN LYL! JK W/E! LMAOLMAOOMGPORNLMAO! ALTplusSHIFTbrrringYou'veGotMail25670MGP0RNAGA1Nspace334TABcapsLOCKCtrlaltDELETEcOmPyOvErLoAd!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Ok, if that scared you, I understand. It wasn't so much as funny as it was… pure insanity. But don't we all love that? And, if you liked that… paragraph thing (HA! I should put that in my english paper and see what happens.), go read it. It's a Yu-Gi-Oh fic… yea. And it's wack. ANWAY ONTO TEH FIC!! (Oh, if you don't know what ACO stands for you'll find out soon… MWAHAHAHA(cough hack wheeze die))

EPISODE 6: The ACO

OPENING

CONTE: Ya know, this whole opening thing is getting old. I feel like going off on a tangent! Like okay! Well, the other day… I was walking innocently along to super fresh! I need my ramen, ya know. Anyway, I saw this old lady trying to cross the street, so I decided to go and help her. Well, before I could even ask her if she needed help, she turned around and did The Matrix on me! Can you believe that!?

(At the FREAKY CITY)

MOSS: Zali, you look like an evil dictator watching over all this commotion.

ZALI: How do you look like something when you already are that something?

MOSS: Well I dunno.

ZALI: You're stupid Moss. Always stating the obvious. I hate you.

(At the RAMSHACK)

TOBOE: Awaken, Great Beast! I call upon thy souls from the depths of Hell's fires! Great Beast, I summon thee!! (he GLOWS NEON PURPLE)

TSUME: Toboe, what the fuck are you doing to Kiba?

TOBOE: My awesome healing ritual, can't you see?

HIGE: I'm stuffed.

TSUME: Go find us some good food. Please don't get that Chinese take out again. I had gas for weeks!

HIGE: Fine, fine... Women! Sooo picky. (he LEAVES)

TOBOE: (puts on GENERIC HIGH-PITCHED HELPLESS ANIME GIRL VOICE) Medicinal herbs, medicinal herbs! I must gather some more medicinal herbs! (he FROLICKS off to GATHER SAIDx3 ITEMS)

(OMG GUESS AGAIN… SOMEWHERE)

ZALI: (monotone) I am a wolf.

COLE: (in GHETTO PIMP ACCENT) Dude, you's is even worse than a hunk of meat! Here I be hopin' those kids be bringin' back some life to you's, but nooo… Dammit Zali! Why the fuck is you's so empty! (begins to CRY) (she DROPS GHETTO PIMP ACCENT for the generic ENGLISH ACCENT) I wish you could see that maybe we could find paradise…

ZALI: That's enough Cole. I brought many of my friends down through that tunnel. At the end, we thought we had found it! But it was only a Burger King… so many… so many of them died from food poisoning.

COLE: (gasp) But Zali! This city is so poor, all the Burger Kings went out of business! There might be a Taco Bell down there now!

ZALI: No…IT'S OVER!

(Back in the PIMP SHACK) (RHYME!)

AUDIENCE: Kiba still has those dorky shoes…

KIBA FANGIRL: They are not dorky! They're cool! (she DIES SOMEHOW)

KIBA: I'm awake now. I'm ready to set off for another pimpin' adventure.

TSUME: Ugh, you are such a careless idiot.

KIBA: (tears) My crops…

TSUME: The fuck?

KIBA: Back in the day when my clan was still alive… I was a renowned farmer. I had so many crops… I was a wealthy man thanks to them. Oh and there were no lunar flowers, mind you. But then, one day… the Crop Nazi's, or the ACO (Anti-Crop Organization) came and set fire to my land! I lost everything… my family and friends… and most importantly… my crops.

TSUME: That must've been pretty intense.

KIBA: It was…

(CHER'S HOUSE)

HUBB: This… this book is trash! Whoever wrote this thing must've been high! People these days…

(At the CITY OUSKIRTS)

HIGE: I look like such a fool when I look for food. (sniffs around) Woah, hey cool! Look at this obvious trap for just me! I love traps! (HIGE gets TRAPPED) Mad skillz wit dem gettin trapped pillz!

ZALI'S MAFIA GANG: Hey cool. It's Hige.

MOSS: Fresh meat…

HIGE: You don't have to help me. I like it where I am. Now I have an excuse not to go back to those senile old fools of a pack! (he SLEEPS)

TRUCK THING: We're taking you away.

TRUCK MAN A: That's a really fat dog.

TRUCK MAN B: It makes me want to kill it.

TOBOE: (is GETTING HIGH) (still has GENERIC HIGH-PITCHED HELPLESS ANIME GIRL VOICE) Oh no! What should I do? Oh what on Earth shall I do?!

(back in the LOVE SHACK) (another RHYME)

KIBA: I can move!

TSUME: There's a first time for everything!

TOBOE: Guess what you guys! Hige's going to die!

KIBA: Do you think we should save him?

TSUME: Yeah, I'm bored anyway. (he PICKS UP KIBA and begins to RUN)

YAOI FANGIRLS: (dies dies dies dies dies dies dies)

KIBA: I feel like royalty.

(LATER SOMEWHERE ELSE)

KIBA: I can run Tsume! Put me down!

TSUME: Fine. (he CHUCKS KIBA with UNHUMAN STRENGTH) (but then again... he IS a WOLF!)

TOBOE: Wooosh!

MOSS: The fuck?

KIBA: Say guys, have you seen Hige?

MOSS: Who?

TOBOE: Shut up fool! I'm going to kill you! (he ATTACKS MOSS like a CRAZED YAOI FANGIRL with RABIES)

ZALI: Stop attacking my Mafia gang! What the fuck is the problem?

TSUME: You!

KIBA: Let's kill him!

MOSS: Yeah!

ALL MINUS ZALI/COLE: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!

COLE: Dudes, this is getting old. I'm supposed to watch and freak out, but I have a manicure appointment at five. It's getting pretty late.

ZALI: Pain!

KIBA: Despite the fact you're dying and we just attacked you, we need your help.

ZALI: Paradise doesn't exist.

TSUME: No, but Taco Bell does!

KIBA: (sparkle shine glimmer) Tsume…

TSUME: So help us old man! Dammit I'm getting sick of this sappy scene. It gives me the heebee jeebees!

TOBOE: The wut?

TSUME: Just shut up! Help up us old man.

ZALI: Okay! I'll be more than happy to attack some machinery and humans!

(on a VACANT HIGHWAY)

TRUCK MAN A: We shall cast that dog into the fires! Nyahaha!

TRUCK MAN B: Although we don't look like bad guys, we're the main evil in this story! This here dog's meat will be used in Burger King's hamburgers!

HIGE: No! Someone save me- Wait a second…! Where the fuck am I?

KIBA: Hark! (he magically FLIPS the TRUCK THING)

TRUCK THING: Agony!

HIGE: I'm free! (singing) Freedom! Freedom! Freeeedooom!

ZALI: (bites TRCUK PEOPLE) Haha! Y'all are suckers! (he RUNS OFF with the OTHER WOLVIES)

(in that OLD CITY)

QUENT: Ah apple juice… you warm thy souls.

(ELSEWHERE) (HA! A different word!)

HUBB: Lookit me and my mystery walk. Ahahaha! Aha… (cough cough) (he KNOCKS on a DOOR)

OLD LADY: Oh dammit! James! Quick! Hide! The paparazzi's here! I'm callin' the cops!

(in that OLD CITY)

BLUE: Aw jeez, another human. There seems to be a lot of those these days.

(inside the BAR)

HUBB: I found you, you mongrel you!

QUENT: No dip.

HUBB: Tell me, did they have heroine in the time this book was written… cause if they did…

QUENT: Ya never know. They say that high kids have a larger information gathering capacity because their brain's all washed out and stuff.

HUBB: Really?

QUENT: No.

(OUSTSIDE)

QUENT: The moon's going to explode soon.

HUBB: Like a balloon?

QUENT: More like a pimple, I'd say.

HUBB: That's cool!

(in the TUNNEL OF DOOM)

ZALI: I can't go any further. The smell of those terrible french fries is still-

RANDOM FRENCH MAN: Uh uh uh! En francais!

ZALI: -dans me nez! (in my nose)

KIBA: Whatev man. Well, we be goin'.

ZALI: 'Kay bye.

TOBOE: Hit it, Hige!

HIGE: (singing) On the road again! (he RUNS OFF, SINGING with HIS POSSE)

ZALI: Wow those kids put some life back into me. Too bad they didn't know there's a Taco Bell in this city. Oh well.

ENDING

DIRECTOR: Calm down Tsume! You are not pregnant!

TSUME: Shut up fool! I am too! Omigosh Toboe this is all your fault! Now I'm going to get fat and the guys won't like me anymore! I hate you!

TOBOE: I'll always love you Tsume.

HIGE: As I love bacon.

PREVIEW

QUENT: Drinking is good for you kids! Don't believe what your parents say! Trust me! You can see the future when you're drunk! It's all good!

I can see exactly where this parody is going. Although I didn't want it to have a theme, looks like it's going to have one. If you didn't notice yet it's… about the war between FAST FOOD RESTURANTS!! Yay! So yea, and it seems Taco Bell is paradise in this case, and there are good restaurants and bad ones. Burger King is the main evil (the most unsanitary fast food restaurant in America. Believe it, I saw it on the news.).

Also, the ACO is going to play a pretty big role too, so don't forget what it means. Anti-Crop Organization, don't forget it. And don't ask what the role is, you'll find out! Ha! Anyway, I wanted to say that I saw The House of Flying Daggers last night, and it was damn good. The only bad part there was too much sex, which included Chinese people who don't know a thing about sex in movies. Oh it was bad! But anyway, it was good and full of Jammin' action. Go see it. Anyway…. Shout outs!

Ryogas-Baby-Gurl – Yay! Cookie! (eats cookie happily) You got Yu Yu Hakusho?! Omigod, Hiei is so totally hot. Yea. Thanks for the 10/10!!

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Omigod, you people make me feel so special! The way you shared stuff with me… (cries joyfully) I love you people! And for that, I'll post chapters sooner! Also, if you feel like talkin wit me old self, give me an IM sometime. It's luneangel22 so yea. And if you do, make sure to clarify who you are because… I'll be a bitch if I don't know… hehe…. So yea.

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