A/N: LIEK OMG! Five reviews! That's more than I ever hoped to achieve, like, ever. I know I said 10 reviews, but this seems to be dying, so I'm going to revive it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Code Lyoko and I never will, like EVER. I DO however own Jack Hellman so don't take without my permission. I don't own the Beatles (though I wish I did!) or iPods.
Spreading the Love
Chapter Two: Lunchtime Odd-ities
The NEXT DAY.
"…and he had these huge teeth…" said Jeremie.
The gang was at their table in the cafeteria. Jeremie was explaining to them about Jack, even though nobody was really paying attention. Aelita was just happy that Jeremie had decided to come eat, but was still sour that he hadn't come to eat at all yesterday. Odd was eating everything in sight. Ulrich was preoccupied with worries of the upcoming test. Yumi was the only one really paying attention.
"He looked so creepy…he's like how I imagined XANA would look if he came into the real world. Without the Beatles shirt or the iPod though," said Jeremie, stuffing some steak into his mouth.
"I know what you mean. He certainly has the look, but what about the attitude?' asked Yumi, very curious.
"He was very polite, so I don't think XANA is controlling him. I--"
Jeremie was interrupted by a loud clanging noise. He looked over to where the noise had originated from, and saw Jack standing with an angry look on his face, in front of a terrified Sissi. (A/N Sissi has now fallen for Jack instead of Ulrich.)
"…and I don't EVER want to sit next to you! GOT IT?" screamed Jack, anger apparent in his voice.
Horrified Sissi could do nothing but nod her shaking head.
"Good. Now GET AWAY!" Jack bellowed, and Sissi and her cronies scurried away like field mice.
Odd was awestricken. "Bri bibnd I brink of brat?"
Ulrich sighed, and asked "Odd, we can't understand you…"
Odd swallowed his food and repeated "Why didn't I think of that? My stuff, that's just kindergarten stuff. But that guy...He knows what he's doing!"
Jeremie wasn't listening. He thought he saw something in Jack's eyes. It looked as if his eyes turned entirely red…but that wasn't possible. Was it?
Jack walked over to the gang and asked, "Can I sit here? I don't want to be near her," obviously referring to Sissi.
Odd smiled widely and gestured towards a chair between Jeremie and Aelita. (A/N I know there isn't usually one there, but I say there is for now. I AM THE AUTHOR AND I HAVE ULTIMATE POWER! MUHA!) "Sure! I want to know: how did you do that? Share with me your wisdom!"
"Slow down there. I just…have my ways. You know how it goes, the magician never reveals his secrets. As for that seat, I'd rather Aelita sat in that one."
Everybody did a double take. "Huh?" came from everyone at the table.
Odd was first to pipe up. "Ummm..first off, why do you want Aelita to sit there,"
"I prefer aisle seats, they give me a chance to get out of the lunchroom faster—"
"and second, how did you know Aelita's name?"
Jack blushed and looked worried for a second, but quickly regained his composure.
"Err…lucky guess?"
Ulrich, Odd, Aelita and Yumi were convinced; they went back to eating, but Jeremie remained suspicious. Aelita moved to the chair next to Jeremie, and Jack took Aelita's seat.
Jack smiled that weird vampire-ish smile of his. His plan had worked; Jeremie and Aelita were now sitting together. He quietly ate his taco in peace. Master would be very pleased, yes, very pleased indeed.
On to the next part of the plan.
Later, in Jack's room
As he did the last night, Jack logged onto "MISSION STATUS" again.
Hellman983 has logged on.
MysteriousMatter: I am getting impatient. Are you moving the plan along?
Hellman983: Yes, I managed to get them to sit together. I blundered today, however.
MysteriousMatter: How so?
Hellman983: Well, I accidentally said Aelita's name without her telling me.
MysteriousMatter: What did you say?
Hellman983: They are very gullible, Master. I simply told them it was a lucky guess. The "Jeremie" one still seems suspicious, though.
MysteriousMatter: Yes, he is the worst one.
LyokanPrincess has logged on.
Hellman983: OMGWTFBBQ!
LyokanPrincess: Hello?
Mysterious Matter has logged out.
'Thanks a lot, Master!'
Hellman983: Ermmm…Who are you?
LyokanPrincess: Aelita Stones, why?
Jack quietly cursed and continued typing.
Hellman983: No reason. Why are you here?
LyokanPrincess: I saw this while browsing the Internet, and I thought it was some sort of video game chat room.
Hellman983: Well, I'm sorry, but this is not a video game chat room.
LyokanPrincess: Then what is it?
Jack cursed again and thought of something.
Hellman983: It's a private chatroom. So leave.
LyokanPrincess: Okay, bye.
LyokanPrincess has logged out.
MysteriousMatter has logged in.
MysteriousMatter: Is she gone?
Hellman983: Yes, with no help from YOU.
MysteriousMatter: Shut up and continue with what you were saying before.
Hellman983: Fine, fine. I was saying that Jeremie is still suspicious.
MysteriousMatter: Tread lightly, my servant. He is the worst.
Hellman983: I intend to continue with the plan tomorrow.
MysteriousMatter: It better go on without a hitch or else there will be consequences.
Hellman983: Yes, Master XANA.
Hellman983 has logged out.
MysteriousMatter: I keep telling him not to say my name…But does he listen? Noooo.
Ha ha! Yes! Just loved that chat sequence. Hoped you did too.
Next chapter: Jack manages to get a singing contest up!
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